[Lauren]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Andymans advice is pretty smart.

The best thing to understand with girls is,


"Treat them mean, Keep them Keen" LOL it tends to work

Or it goes like this;

Treat 'em mean, she gets bored, finds a nicer man, gets boned millions of times, you realise what you've lost, cry cry cry.

BE NICE TO HER. The "treat 'em mean keep them keen" saying basically means don't be clingy, it doesn't mean be literally mean to her.

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman

Say please.

PLEASEEEEEEEEE

[andyman]

Oh and give her great sex, you must go down south!!

Oh wait! Fek how old are you both? Lol.. If under 16 then i ment take her to brighton...

[Iceman]

Ha, im anything but clingy, trust me! I just don't want her in my house 24/7 like now for instance she's making food(notcake just in case you were wondering).

[Iceman]

I'm 20 she's 20!

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross

PLEASEEEEEEEEE

....... NO!

[andyman]

Originally posted by GoKart
I'm 20 she's 20!

Great! You can go south loads then.. But still feed her cake so she cant runaway.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
Oh and give her great sex, you must go down south!!

But you said treat em mean, and then in very next post encouraged being in her servitude. Methinks you're actually just a big softie hiding behind an alpha image, Andy!

[Iceman]

Originally posted by andyman

Great! You can go south loads then.. But still feed her cake so she cant runaway.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Lauren

But you said treat em mean, and then in very next post encouraged being in her servitude. Methinks you're actually just a big softie hiding behind an alpha image, Andy!

But i never said be selfish in bed...

[Lauren]

Originally posted by andyman
But i never said be selfish in bed...

Oh it's too late now Andy, you big pansy you!

[Ross]

Andy. **** you then. I could have given you the best blowjob you would ever recieve. Suck it yourself you ungrateful pig.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross
Andy. **** you then. I could have given you the best blowjob you would ever recieve. Suck it yourself you ungrateful pig.

You could be a female if i close my eyes.

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman

You could be a female if i close my eyes.

No, **** you. Just **** you okay. You had your chance, how do you think I feel? I feel so ****ing small right now. How DARE you demolish my feelings for you just like that, in a split second. How very ****ing dare you. You honestly don't know how hurt I am right now... I could kill you. Forget it, we're over find yourself a new bitch.

P.S: You suck in bed, pencil dick.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Lauren

Oh it's too late now Andy, you big pansy you!

Can still treat them mean and treat them good in other ways... Sending them to earth moving mind blowing body shaking orgasmic heaven still means you can be mean.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross

No, **** you. Just **** you okay. You had your chance, how do you think I feel? I feel so ****ing small right now. How DARE you demolish my feelings for you just like that, in a split second. How very ****ing dare you. You honestly don't know how hurt I am right now... I could kill you. Forget it, we're over find yourself a new bitch.

P.S: You suck in bed, pencil dick.

[Ross]

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Ross

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Ross

doggy.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Lauren

doggy.

elephant.

[andyman]

*Cracks whip out*

[Ross]

Originally posted by andyman
*Cracks whip out*

Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Ross

Oh please. That turned me on a LOOOONG time ago. I'm over it and I'm over you, be gone wheener.

Ha! WhatEVER!!!
Lauren has been looking at my bulge all night so ha!..

[andyman]

Where did GoKart go? His gf should join the forum.....