[Ross]

FHM interviewed Lauren this evening, Tom McDougal the editor of FHM Magazine asked her "How did you get your body in such good shape?" and she had this to say for herself;

"Well I did it the way any diva would have done it. I made myself obese, and then checked my fat ass into "the clinic" to undergo some painful colonic irrigation and bleach-drinking treatments. boi it worked cos check this ass."

Diva-fied!
We love her!

[MarkWaldorf]

That.Is.Grim
lmao

[Ross]

Gag! is already in my Top 25 Most Played

[MarkWaldorf]

[Tom4784]

*Storms into Topic*

Uh no chica! You think you can come into MY Forum and try to take the spotlight from ME! RAWR!!!!!!!

*Picks up Lauren's books and drops them on floor, then burns her toast*

THAT WAS JUST A PREVIEW!



On my less Psycho side, that was hilarious.

[Shaun]

Dezzy, you've been a wannabe ever since your fourth single "Rub Up On You" failed to make the charts.

And don't even get me started on your Christmas collaboration with Chico. "Christmas Hustle" was about as full of festive cheer as Ebenezer Scrooge wiping his arse with a candy-cane.

[Ross]

I actually quite liked "Rub Up On You" although - I would have prefered "Ball Tassels" to be released.

[Shaun]

It had nothing on his debut though..."Stabbing My Mom" was, quite rightly, the song of 2008.

[Shaun]

****s sake, Lauren. Keep 'em closed.

[Ross]

She's really letting our label down :S The Blowgobs have far higher standards

[MarkWaldorf]

rofl

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ross

Youtube video

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat the hell was that!?

Is that for real? *Is freaked out*

[Lauren]

LMAO @ SHAUNS IMAGE. My poor innocent face has been tarnished!

Also; my sentiments exactly GS. It's... interesting.

[LemonJam]

(8)My lecturah wants to hav sex wit meeeeeeeeee (8)

Luvvit.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by LemonJam
(8)My lecturah wants to hav sex wit meeeeeeeeee (8)

Luvvit.

(8)Oh I do not know what to dooo(8) REPEAT x 9140234

Do you think she is a virgin?

[Lauren]

I thought it was all well and good until she suddenly starts crying and he's dragged away by police, lmao.

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar

(8)Oh I do not know what to dooo(8) REPEAT x 9140234

Do you think she is a virgin?

Not anymore.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Lauren
I thought it was all well and good until she suddenly starts crying and he's dragged away by police, lmao.

Hahahaha, that'd be a difficult job. She's a tad PHAT.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by LemonJam

Not anymore.

Lmaoooo. That did make me chuckle. Har de ha ha.

Shes probably beggin for sex every minute.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Shaun
Dezzy, you've been a wannabe ever since your fourth single "Rub Up On You" failed to make the charts.

And don't even get me started on your Christmas collaboration with Chico. "Christmas Hustle" was about as full of festive cheer as Ebenezer Scrooge wiping his **** with a candy-cane.

HADOUKEN!

* picks up a lamp and throws it*

OH NO YOU DI'ENT! Rub up on you was ahead of it's time! It'll be released again in ten years time and they'll think it's a MASTERPIECE!

*Throws plates*

[Ross]

"Faheybulous" is released tomorrow.

[Lauren]

[Ross]

Lauren... I'm excited to hear "Misses 2006" why is it a bonus track may I add?

[Ross]

Second single Gag! is here to be released everywhere May 10th!

Single cover:




Check out the hot video for it right here!

Youtube video

Lauren had this to say in a recent into with Asian Times:

"I'm thrilled, any reason to get in the spotlight is a good enough reason for me. The second single is an immense song and I hope my fans enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed making it!!"

[Shaun]

So fresh and invigorating.