[Shaun]

This topic - epic win

[Stu]

I am essentialy The Big Bong, only I reeled men and homeless junkies in .

[Shaun]

Faggart - Scottish homophobic detectives run riot.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Shaun
Faggart - Scottish homophobic detectives run riot.

Win.

[Harry!]

Cok's Fashion Fix - Style for your privates.

[Z]

Teen Years Younger - Extreme makeover program where saggy women are transformed into teenagers.
Stop Gear - A program about road safety, driving slowly and how to go about getting your MOT done, and forbids modifying your car and driving fast.
Hoose Women - A program about Scottish housewives who bitch and moan about their lives; starring our very own lili (cheap shot! cheap shot!)

[Stu]

Faulty Mowers - Educational DIY show with a comedic twist.

Bollyoaks - This week, Shaman is desperate to keep her affair with Limfau a secret, but will the evil Anam Baralaku ruin the pairs romantic getaway in Essex?

One Foot In The Rave - Victor Meldrew discovers 'Smack My Bitch Up'. You wont BELIEVE it.

Hash In The Attic - Indoor gardening pursuits.

[Shaun]

ROFL @ One Foot in the Rave & Hash In The Attic
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Clog It! - Dutch specialist show follows footwear enthusiasts' pursuits.

S&M:TV - Revived kids show takes a sinister new twist.

Ready Steady Cock! - Two amateur pornstars have 20 minutes to set the scene and film. Who'll win, red dildos or green rabbits?

[Dom:D]

Super ******

[Z]

Casually - The doctors and nurses just can't be bothered.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally Posted by Zee

Casually - The doctors and nurses just can't be bothered.

This made me laugh sfm.

[Stu]

I am going to shamelessly bump one of my own threads for the first time ever. Cant let this hillarity get lost in the BB storm of threads.

[ange7]

this is an epic thread
my fav was "mock the meek".
the tag line should have been..
A zany religious game show where Christians are surprised by randomly appearing crowds who gather to laugh and jeer "there is no god". ( hello channel 4 producers!!)

[lily.]

Zee: For your 'hoose women' gag, I'm no longer purchasing the box-set of Greg's Anatomy.. :P

Some good 'uns on here:

linkage

[Fom]

Im a celebrity get me out of her

[Stu]

Originally posted by lili
Zee: For your 'hoose women' gag, I'm no longer purchasing the box-set of Greg's Anatomy.. :P

Some good 'uns on here:

linkage

Yeah, thats where I got them from. My other dacent forum .

[lily.]

ahh.. haha.. What's yer username on there?

[Stu]

Originally posted by lili
ahh.. haha.. What's yer username on there?

Toilet Duck. It's forums like UKFF that make me feel too Ross Kemp for this place sometimes. Most people on this site would be eaten alive over their.

[andyman]

The Big Bong Theory.
Family Gay.

Great thread!

[Stu]

Had a quick look through a telly guide their. Some of these might have been done but my memory is shocking so whatever...



Suppernunny - Sister Audrina Brenard fights off crime from the evil free speech sydnicate, in the name of
the lord.

Joey 101 - Friends favourite Joey reaches out to his core demographic.


Emmerdave - The home of witty soap.


Countdowns - The letters are E, L, E, P, H, A, N & T. On your marks, get set, slow!


A Place In The Bun - Yeah.


Dr. Phit - A mainstay of the chav televisual diet. Join the bordering-on-the-homophobic Dr. Phit as he plunges his syringe into the lovely nurses. Nah nah nahiiii!


The OK Top 40 Singles Chart - A realistic, and very generous, description of the musical 'treats' that lay within.


Sky News : Live At Five : It's the pop reunion concert of the century you thought you would never see, with Adam Boulton.


Pokamom : Theirs peekathroughs. And pokaballs. Perfect father and son bonding experience.


TI : Stephen Fry hosts the seminal quiz show that is all about living your life. Eh-ay, eh-ay, eh-ay!

[Shaun]

Home and Agay - Sitcom based around a conservative family who are shocked to find their foreign exchange-student is a Portuguese rent boy.

Smeggheads - Someone please give CJ some knobwash.

Being Heman - Behind-the-scenes documentary following everybody's favourite cartoon hero.

The Moobs - Low-budget kids entertainment show, with larger men drawing faces on their chests.

[Stu]

Breaking the rule on number two, but who cares. Red Dwarf reference = win. The Moobs is one of the best ones so far. You have a natural talent for this!

[ange7]

Originally posted by Shaun
Home and Agay - Sitcom based around a conservative family who are shocked to find their foreign exchange-student is a Portuguese rent boy.

Smeggheads - Someone please give CJ some knobwash.

Being Heman - Behind-the-scenes documentary following everybody's favourite cartoon hero.

The Moobs - Low-budget kids entertainment show, with larger men drawing faces on their chests.

lol if only you could do being hymen
......
42 - just like 24 but for dyslexics
23 - just like 24 but with daylight savings accounted for
bag brother - just like big brother but all the ugly one's have paper bags on their heads.
bog brother - an Orwellian dystopia set in a sewerage works.

[Fom]

Toast (Coast)

[andyman]

Dickinson's Rear Deal.

New Pricks.

Prison Freak.

Big Cook Little Cock.

Are You Bing Perved.

Fireman Pam.