[bansheewails]

chucky, the last wee bit doesn't ryhme! Just thought I'd poit that out.

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by bansheewails
chucky, the last wee bit doesn't ryhme! Just thought I'd poit that out.

thank you for "poiting"

nothing like a good POIT

[HELLIWONTGO]

One lady in there had the lot
Put Sophia back in she was hot
I went into a trance
Whenever she would dance
My trousers have only just dried


I know it doesn't rhyme , but just wanted to share it with you all!

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg

thank you for "poiting"

nothing like a good POIT

my n butto isn't workig properly. I'm gettig repetative strain ijury hitting it twice!

[Chuckyegg]

Originally posted by bansheewails

my n butto isn't workig properly. I'm gettig repetative strain ijury hitting it twice!

so you cant really comment properly on "OIRI"

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO
One lady in there had the lot
Put Sophia back in she was hot
I went into a trance
Whenever she would dance
My trousers have only just dried


I know it doesn't rhyme , but just wanted to share it with you all!

Misread the last bit and thought you said you wanted to 'shave it with us all' oh madam!

[bansheewails]

Originally posted by Chuckyegg

so you cant really comment properly on "OIRI"

Have to stutter her name out NNNNoirinnnn! Sometimes it works!

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by bansheewails

Misread the last bit and thought you said you wanted to 'shave it with us all' oh madam!

No missus, titter yeah not!!!

[bansheewails]

There was a young lad called Cairon
who thought he spoke like Byron
he talked his rap
like a bit of a sap
on friday he will cry like a tap!

[HELLIWONTGO]

When I started this I thought 'd get 1 or 2 people bother, like ... wow I feel drunk on fine poetry, I want to go into politics put the poetry back
lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jayson]

Tis a fine thread.

[bansheewails]

I will be thinking in rhymes all day!

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by bansheewails
I will be thinking in rhymes all day!

There was a Bb fan named Banshee
Who said that she didn't like Sree
Angel is so cute
Don't give her the boot
I really do need more coffee!

Oh well I'm past my best
I wear a string vest

Stop!!!!!!!! lol

[Annie]

This is the best thread

Congrats to you all for your beautiful poems.

Whoo

[cleaner67]

Found these all quite good

[Chuckyegg]

there once was a sex pest called sree
who forced pretty girls on his knee
he told them:
"you're *****s but i love you of course"
and he touched them inapropriately

[PaulyJ]

There's someone home in the Big Brother house
Get ready for the fun, the screams and the shouts
Don't pick a favourite yet, they are not who you think
watch how they change, after a night on the drink
Highlites so far involve the strong personalities
Lisa's desire to demminish Freddie's faculties.
Sree's obsession with the charmes of another
The pain will be great to hear "i don't want you as a lover"
1 month in a may decide who to like
But until then i'll keep pinned to the highlites
Hoping for a glimpse of a kindred spirit
i know it won't be Cairon, i never say init

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by PaulyJ
There's someone home in the Big Brother house
Get ready for the fun, the screams and the shouts
Don't pick a favourite yet, they are not who you think
watch how they change, after a night on the drink
Highlites so far involve the strong personalities
Lisa's desire to demminish Freddie's faculties.
Sree's obsession with the charmes of another
The pain will be great to hear "i don't want you as a lover"
1 month in a may decide who to like
But until then i'll keep pinned to the highlites
Hoping for a glimpse of a kindred spirit
i know it won't be Cairon, i never say init

Oi!!! No professional poets allowed on here!!! lol
That's me finished , you're to good damn!!!

[PaulyJ]

Thankya kindly, my beaky friend
I'm glad your resistance is now at an end
Ill take your feathers, now that victories secured
And quit whilst i'm ahead, in case this Rooster re-sharpens his claws.

[HELLIWONTGO]

If I was in that house, I'd be quiet as a mouse
I'd run right up to Sree and peck him on the knee
I'd fly on to the bed of Kris and have a little pizz
And then onto half-wit and there I'd have a sheet
If I got on Borin's wits I'd peck her lovely ti*s
If Karly chose to stare I'd pluck out all her hair
I wouldn't bother Lisa, cos she's a normal geezer
I can't think anymore, then I'd fly right out the door!!!!


I think , I say , I think that's my lot
Don't put me on the spot

[bansheewails]

I nip out for five minutes
and more poems appear right in it
it wasn't all fun
I was on the school run
sitting in traffic not the sun!

[HELLIWONTGO]

Lord Half-wit is in the house, he goes to bed at 10
Lisa likes an arguement every now and then
Noirin doesn't do a thing she really is a bore
Charlie said the other day, will someone shut that door
Kris is such a hunky man, he really is so buff
Sree is touchy feely, the girls have had enough
Rodrigo sits and smiles a lot, he hasn't much to say
Marcus is so forthright, I think that's just his way
Cairon likes to laugh and joke, he also likes to swear
And as for all the rest of them, I really couldn't care!


This is from my new book, BB and other interesting tv shows??

[Rozartytype]

Angel,Angel,Russian queen,
In the nude you have been seen,
Droopy of breast,and narrow of hip,
She went for a skinny dip.

[Marzy]

There is a young lass called Sophie whose hair looks a little bit ropey.
She pumped up her breasts to a larger degree so men could ogle, namely Sree

She's pretty and young and likes lot's of fun, but the sort of girl your mother would shun.

She's boring and dull and takes a delight in bedding poor Kris whose c* is in sight

So girls and gals please take heed Sophie is yours for one glass of mead.

[Marzy]

Tried to find the threat again and realised it's in the Marcus Forum.