[Captain.Remy]

Message original : SiaSiaSia
"She's always late for everything
Except for every meal"

"Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?"

"When I'm with her I'm confused
Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am
Unpredictable as weather
She's as flighty as a feather"

"She'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle! She is wild!
She's a riddle! She's a child!
She's a headache! She's an angel!
She's a girl!"

completley me.

I would have added 'She's a pain in the a$$'

[Marc]

I can't really do it.. but I can say a few words to describe myself! Sensitive, Crazy, Random, Jolly!

[Luminis]

Originally posted by Marcjswp
I can't really do it.. but I can say a few words to describe myself! Sensitive, Crazy, Random, Jolly!

I have one for you.


Sex.

sums you up.

[Enid]

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" - William Congreve (my favourite quote, in fact)

"A smart girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left." - Marilyn Monroe

"If there is anything the non-conformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another non-conformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of non-conformity." - Bill Vaughn

[dennissabre]

"Sorry Paul but if you don't come into Hospital then we will consider sectioning you".


My community nurse at 3 pm Friday afternoon.

[haggis]

" shhhhhh can you smelll that"

and my best one when i was 18, drunk and got arrested.

cops, why did you throw the stone at the window

me, cause i couldnae find a brick

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy

I would have added 'She's a pain in the a$$'

Hhahahahahahah I suppose I had that one coming