[Boris]

See you're 'poised' for a speedy 'take off' Wing comander.

Nothing quite like a 'fly past'...
I'll leave you all to it now..PIP PIP !

Kaz is still awaiting
To be the last to post,
No chance to work or have a meal,
Not even tea and toast !

( geetting a bit desperate here ! - tired actually...night night !)

[Amy]

Bye for tonight Boris See you on here tomorrow

[rachb]

we'll watch out for Tom Cruise on those planes aswell sticks

[Kaz]

Night, Boris.

You can sleep peacefully, knowing that the night shift are here to do their duty.

Over to you, Lance Corporals Amy and Rachb. The mission is now in your capable hands. No need for Airforce backup - I have every faith in you, my faithful TiBB troops.

Carry on!

[rachb]

and a new one to help Captain Kaz

[James]

For some reason Sticks contributions to this thread remind me of this music:

music

[Sticks]

Back here for the predawn sortees



The guys report that there was no sign of the enemy, and they are eager for a bash of whipping their hides

[Sticks]

Originally posted by rachb
we'll watch out for Tom Cruise on those planes aswell sticks

I think he is back in the states as a Top Gun instructor
This reminds me of this music

[Romantic Old Bird]

I now know why it is that Sticks reminds me of THIS character so much!



Morning troops!

[splodge0]

BTW young Captain Kaz, I hope you don't want a promotion to Major at the moment!!! NOT the most sort after rank after recent events.

Signed Field Marshall Splodge0

[Kaz]

Morning, troops.

Captain Kaz suits me just fine, thank you 'Field Marshall', or should that really be 'Sergeant' . . . *cough* . . . . . ah yes, Sergeant Splodge.

Posted by Sticks
The guys report that there was no sign of the enemy . . .

Sorry Sticks - you seem to have become a tad confused. Boris is NOT the enemy, she is the shining light behind our mission . . . the very reason for our existence . . . . . that she WILL not be the last to post on this thread.

Day shift alert and poised for any eventuality.

[Sticks]

Originally posted by Kaz
Sorry Sticks - you seem to have become a tad confused. Boris is NOT the enemy, she is the shining light behind our mission . . . the very reason for our existence . . . . . that she WILL not be the last to post on this thread.

When asking about who the enemy was the guys mentioned a pack of playing cards with pictures of people on.

They were also on the lookout for incursions from hostile forums, known insurgents and anything that could result in Boris being the last poster on this thread.



The guys are having a well earned rest after patrols, before another round of night time sortees.

Wing Commander Sticks

[BusyBee]

Sticks how could you think Boris was the enemy.

We have all to get behind her and give her all our support, cant let her feel unwanted.

[Sticks]

We never said she was.

The enemy consists of those who want to shut us down, against whom we must be vigilant

Plus the guys get a bit enthusiastic about their work. They have been decorated several times. They wanted to have a look for such nefarious characters as well as keeping watch to make sure Borris was not the last poster



Some of the bravest airmen around

[Kaz]

Errrrrrrrr, this is getting a bit too serious for my liking!

Come on, troops - lighten up.

This may be an important mission, but . . . .

We're all on duty to have some fun
While we stop dear Boris from being the one
To give the 'Kiss of Death' to this thread
And I WILL do it, or go off my head!!

Carry on, my merry band!

[splodge0]

Stand easy Captain. Organ grinder here........

[Boris]

Stand easy Captain. Organ grinder here........

But what have you done with the monkey ?....or shouldn't one ask !

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnntion !

[Boris]

Oh no,oh no....what's all this...

Boris is NOT the enemy,

Boris...the ENEMy....NEVER !



Just my usual , lovable self


Glad to see Sergeant Splodge back on parade today.You were MISSED. Were you 'AWAL' or did you have a pass? Come , come now you can tell us .

[Kaz]

Afternoon, Boris.

Everything's under control. Troops are a bit thin on the ground just now, but I'm holding the fort.

After all, I promised that I WILL be last!



P.S. You'll see I put Sticks straight on his 'enemy' error. Trust that Airforce lot to get carried away.

[Boris]

Thanks Kaz,

Knew I could rely on you.

[splodge0]

Originally posted by Boris

But what have you done with the monkey ?....or shouldn't one ask !

Attennnnnnnnnnnnnnntion !

I think Kaz is here somewhere.........

Signed Field Marshal Splodge

[Kaz]

Yes, I am indeed here, Sergeant Splodge.

Pursuing my mission
To the best of my skill
To make the last post
And I must, I WILL!

[Boris]

Stand easy Captain. Organ grinder here........

I was a bit slow on the 'uptake' there SERGEANT Splodge...
poor Kaz 1

[Kaz]

Well, if you're insinuating what I think you're insuating, Sergeant Splodge . . . . .

. . . . . How Rude!

Can I see you immediately in my office. At the double.

Left, right . . . . . left, right . . . . . .

[Boris]

You tell 'im Cpatain, you tell 'im !


He deserves to be told ....


AND HOW !


Hup, hup, hup, hup, hault .