[Shaun]

never gonna give you up

[Shaun]

never gonna let you down

[Shaun]

never gonna run around and desert you (i think these are the lyrics)

[Shaun]

never gonna say goodbye

[Shaun]

never gonna make you cry

[Shaun]

never gonna tell a lie just to hurt you.




if these aren't the lyrics i'll be so upset. but not really.

[Shaun]

City of God is a terrifying movie.

[Shaun]

****ing crazy negroes killin everyone

[Shaun]

i'm sat here like OMG WUT DID HE JUST DO

[Shaun]

and hes like "yah i just shot a guy watch i can do it agen"

[Shaun]

and i'm like "no thanks though but i don't wanna spoil my dinner"

[Shaun]

and then he shot me

[Shaun]

OMFG HE SHOT ME OMFG I'M BLEEDING
what do i do!??

[Shaun]

ELIMINATION HAS TAKEN A SEVERELY LITERAL TURN FOR ME ah\

[MrGaryy]

omg I want GaGa to overtake Britney on my last.fm sfbad so I've put my entire GaGa collection on shuffle.

track my progress here:
http://www.last.fm/user/MrGaryy

[Shaun]

omg if i die tell vickyj i always loved her

[Shaun]

omg i can see the light

[Shaun]

oh no that's just christina aguilera omg such a fan

[Shaun]

THIS IS DOCTOR JOHNSON I'M A LESBIAN AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT MY PATIENT SHAUN COLLINS DIED THIS MORNING FROM A GUNSHOT TO THE THIRD LEG yah

[Shaun]

omg a third leg? looool i musta made a mistake in my post mortem

[Shaun]

hehe doctor ur rubbish im not even dead

[Shaun]

WHAT THE **** AM I DOING HERE omg

[Shaun]

doctor johnson calm down!

[Shaun]

NO BITCH MY JOB IS IN JEOPARDY
*pulls out gun*

[Shaun]

omfg doctor i know this isn't the time but just earlier some brazilian kid shot me PLEASE NOT AGAIN