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BBUKLive: 5.42pm: At the grand old age of 27, Sam is telling Lacey how innocent she is. "You've got so much more growing up to do." Is he right? #CBB
10-01-2013 06:44 PM

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BBUKLive: 5.53pm: Spencer stands up from his surveillance for a stretch and belch. Headphones still on though - he's addicted to the snooping. #CBB
10-01-2013 06:52 PM

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BBUKLive: 6.01pm: Rylan's offering Sam a tan. He brought 10 bottles of lotion in with him in case of tanning emergencies.. #CBB
10-01-2013 07:02 PM

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BBUKLive: 6.09pm: Speidi's dreamed-of singing ban has clearly not come into effect. Lacey and Claire are belting out Alicia Keyes. #CBB
10-01-2013 07:10 PM

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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.23pm: Razor's napping on the sofa. His snores sound like a combine harvester revving its engine. #CBB
10-01-2013 07:24 PM

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BBUKLive: 6.35pm: Gillian comically interviews sleeping Razor: 'What time d'you usually have dinner, Razor?' ... 'SNOOOOORE'. 'Oh right, I see'. #CBB
10-01-2013 07:35 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.43pm: Spencer's eyes boggle at the food being dished up in the kitchen. "It looks like slop!" he exclaims. #CBB
10-01-2013 07:43 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.03pm: Heidi's talking about her ex-HMs: "They're the most unlikable group of people ever. Stop singing - you're all awful" Erk! #CBB
10-01-2013 08:04 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.18pm: Speidi are channeling anger at ex-HMs into furiously munching pizza & sides. "OMG, BB knows how to order," swoons Spencer. #CBB
10-01-2013 08:18 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.33pm: Lacey and Sam are chinwagging again. The Scot wants to be more healthy to maximise the rest of his time in the House. #CBB
10-01-2013 08:35 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.47pm:Who wears short shorts? Rylan wears short shorts. Such short shorts. Really very short shorts. #CBB
10-01-2013 08:49 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.02pm: Frankie, Razor and Rylan are playing with balls. They're bowling, you filthy mares. #CBB
10-01-2013 09:02 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.17pm: Speidi look on as housemates discuss their no-kissing rule (complete with mock-American accents). They ain't happy... #CBB
10-01-2013 09:17 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.27pm: Rylan: "I want Gillian to be Prime Minister." This casual suggestion just made our heads explode. #CBB
10-01-2013 09:28 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.41pm: Great to see Razor back in his bright orange parka. Such a jolly sartorial choice. #CBB
10-01-2013 09:42 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.49pm: Low blows levelled at Spencer from Sam and Tricia. "I hate those people," says a stony-faced Heidi. #CBB
10-01-2013 09:49 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.04pm: The housemates are discussing how time expands in the Big Brother House. #CBB
10-01-2013 10:05 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.09pm: Rylan's filling in housemates on characters who've been in BB. He's memorised every series by the sounds of it. #CBB
10-01-2013 10:10 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.24pm: Razor's deep breathing on the sofa. We could be approaching another snore-filled nap. Earplugs out! #CBB
10-01-2013 10:24 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.38pm: Spencer's intently watching Frankie washing up. Us too - it's pretty fascinating. He's got a way with a scouring pad. #CBB
10-01-2013 10:39 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.53pm: Housemates have been gathered on the sofas. What's occurring, BB? Housemates are trying to guess. #CBB
10-01-2013 10:54 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.57pm: BB's asked Ryan and Sam to make their pleas to stay. Once that's done, the store room opens up, replete with drinks. Yay! #CBB
10-01-2013 10:57 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.10pm: The expression on #Speidi's faces as they watch the monitor makes it seem like they're watching Bette Middler weepie, Beaches. #CBB
10-01-2013 11:11 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.32pm: Would you look at those long Rylan legs poking out of his dressing gown? Get to 5* for a peek. #CBB
10-01-2013 11:32 PM