[MB.]

Let's just all agree that Harriet and Marc were both awful

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

253.
Mario Mugan (BB11)



I really don't have the energy to be writing about Mario right now but he was just a unfun bore, which is awful, especially in a series full on unfun bores such as BB11. He *randomly* became the mole in the BB11 week 1 task and it would have been better if he failed but unfortunately he passed and we were all subjected to 11 weeks(!!!) of him He never had anything interesting to say and always talked about like aliens and whatnot. What else... he had some weird love/hate relationship with Corin and he was obsessed with Ben and tried to turn him gay and it was really uncomfortable to watch. Then he somehow managed to come in third and ruined the third place goddess club (well Liam ruined it in BB8 but whatever).

Anyway Mario is really just a bore who outstayed his welcome

Save Stephanie, an underrated first boot

Mario write up is done lol

[Shaun]

let's all agree to use our final passes on Lesley Brain

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by reece(:

BB16: Marc

oopp

I don't get the hate for Marc I really like him!

[Pete.]

Welp I'm still doing Helen's thesis

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Shaun

let's all agree to use our final passes on Lesley Brain

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I don't get the hate for Marc I really like him!

Well you also like Perez Hilton and I think that's explanation enough

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Welp I'm still doing Helen's thesis

Coming for that Nobel Prize for Literature?

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Welp I'm still doing Helen's thesis

Perched for the dragging

[Daniel-X]

I'm using my pass on underrated queen Shabnam I think

[MB.]

Also: Mario's giant bollock was more entertaining than he was

[reece(:]

Wishing it was a Mario double whammy, they were both dire

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Shaun

let's all agree to use our final passes on Lesley Brain

Yep

[Shaun]

I see I'm going to have to be quick to save ShauMario

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Wishing it was a Mario double whammy, they were both dire

Yeah they were underrated queen Lisa only shine after Marios eviction

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i'm just amazed i got 3 females evicted in one round

considering only one went from the past two

athangyew

[reece(:]

I'm still mustering up the energy to discuss Gos..

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by reece(:

I'm still mustering up the energy to discuss Gos..

Is that that fat bore from BB4? Thank god I've only seen clips

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

263. (assuming JJ is 264)


I'll label you alright you cunt, it says 29p and reduced to clear. BYE.

dead

[MB.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

I'm still mustering up the energy to discuss Gos..

I guess you could talk about how a bunch of terrorists were so keen for him to stay in that they nearly blew up the house

That's... admirable

[MB.]

Where's this Hellbeast analysis

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Evil Helen Wood


BB15
How apt that the worst winner of BBUK is the lowest ranking (female) winner of this ranking. Where do we start with this bitch?

Helen came to our attention when Poz gave her a pass to the final on Day 2 (a rig idk) and no one really cared because she wasn't that bad at that time. However, come Day 5 in one of the greatest Live Feed moments ever, Helen truly let her nasty out in a vicious argument with Virgin Dani where she told a glamour model to 'get a wash and an 'airbrush, you fat bitch'. Her vile Danielle hate took a nastier turn when she stooped as low as to say that Danielle, a strict Catholic, should 'shut up and **** Jesus'.

Her nastiness prevailed and by Week 2 it was notated that she had clocked up 14 formal warnings by Big Brother - an astonishing feat from someone who was not even close to being removed from production.

Not only was she nasty, she was a bully. Prime examples of this come from always attacking Jale on her looks, calling her slugsworth etc, but she had no feud with Jale? It was between Pauline and Jale not Helen and Jale. Furthermore, her bullying Matthew was truly awful. Let me remind y'all. Matthew said one comment against the game they were playing in the lounge. Helen reacts by screeching 'FUCK OFFF THEN! BORE OFFF! BORE OFFF!' and the infamous chant 'ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT! ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT!'. Matthew then retreated to the garden then Hellen followed him. After more confrontation, Helen got straight into Matthew's personal space and continued to hurl abuse at him calling him 'pigeon chested' and what not.

The Ashleigh feud was also terrible for Helen as a housemate and led to Ashleigh rising in the public's estimation (no way would she have got 2nd otherwise). I think the epitome of Helen's hate came when the mob iconically chanted 'Get Jenny [her well publicised enemy] in!'

Yes she won and all but without that awful final pass she would have been out Week 1, forgotten about, and would not have ruined another series. Speaking of which...


BB16

When you don't think Helen couldn't stoop any lower, producers shoved her into the explosive, game changing Timebomb bunker.

Well... on the very first night we knew the £100k changed nothing about Helen except maybe her nose. She openly told Nikki to 'fuck off home', she said in the Diary Room that she liked Jade more watching the feeds than at home but then still nominated her with willingness and glee.

As for her inside the main house she was even worse. She called out Victor for being a drug dealer with zero evidence at all just because he warned Marq to stay away from Helen. Moreover, her vicious fighting Brian reached a climax when she likened him to a rapist and a murderer - a new low for her and a show. This led Brian, a grown man, to visibly shaken by her comments. Brian then scaled the wall (ICONIC) and generated over 1,000 Ofcom complaints in under 24 hours. Good going sis!

The time finally came for Helen to leave, hopefully forever, and she left to one of the worst receptions on Channel 5, and by their standards that's something.

I also save big breasted goddess Sophie

Here we go Helen haters/stans

[Daniel-X]

Waiting for Helens analysis is making me ver nous about what Pete's going to write

Nvm

[Black Dagger]

Goddess isn't one word I'd use for Sophie Reade

[MB.]

(also Aaron was the first winner out of the ranking)

But still

[Pete.]

Oh lmao