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BBUKLive: 10.21pm: Julian and Martin are having a good chit chat over a lovely glass of red. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:02 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.23pm: The Situation is teaching the other housemates what GTL, FTD and DTF means. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:24 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.24pm: So that's gym, tan, laundry, fresh to death and we shan't explain the last one to you. This is a PG twitter account. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:25 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.39pm: Julian is hoping someone will come and rescue himself and Julie soon. He may be out of luck on that one. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:41 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.49pm: Rhian is confiding in Samantha that the tension between her and Jasmine is bringing her down. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:50 PM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.06pm: The housemates are talking about their kids. It's a popular topic. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:03 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.20pm: Martin is talking to Danica about her career. He's asking a lot of questions. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:18 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.29pm: Julian and Julie are talking about how they are avoiding Jasmine. #cbb #thetwojules
19-08-2012 11:27 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.35pm: The Jules' are retiring to the bedroom. They've had enough nattering for the evening. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:36 PM

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BBUKLive: 11.49pm: Julian has asked Julie if she'd like to blow up his trouser leg to cool him down. She's declined. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:50 PM

[GypsyGoth]

Are you making these up Twitter Robot?

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.01am: Martin is explaining to The Situation and Danica how he can cry on cue when he needs to. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:01 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.18am: Coleen and Samantha think Jasmine is a diva. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:15 AM

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BBUKLive: 12.26am: Rhian is in bed with Jasmine. This is getting confusing. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:27 AM

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BBUKLive: 12.40am: Coleen has encouraged Ashley to sort things out with Rhian. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:41 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.53am: All the housemates are up but Jasmine's latest outburst, directed at Harvey, is about to send them all back to bed. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:51 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.05am: The Situation is suggesting Jasmine apolgises to Rhian tomorrow. She says she won't. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:05 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.19am: The duty of calming Jasmine down has fallen in the lap of Samantha. She is currently the voice of reason. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:20 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.34am: Jasmine says she can feel a negative energy. She's having a heart to heart with Ashley. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:33 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.42am: Harvey thinks all the rows are ridiculous. They will be going back to their own lives in three weeks. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:40 AM

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BBUKLive: 2.00am: Both parties are being calmed down by the other HMs and this is where we leave them for the night. #cbb
20-08-2012 02:01 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.49am: Snoozy celebrity housemates aren't quite with us yet. Snooze on, celebs. Snooze on. #cbb
20-08-2012 07:51 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.06am: Still little sign of life in the bedroom. But there's stuff going on in the garden - is that a task set-up we spy? #cbb
20-08-2012 08:07 AM

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.19am: Either someone's unleashed a wild boar in the room or one of our HMs needs some decongestant. #cbb
20-08-2012 08:20 AM

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BBUKLive: 8.32am: It's very still in the bedroom as HMs continue to doze. Very still but very snuffly. #cbb
20-08-2012 08:32 AM