[Z]

#18 – Jordan
Previous performance: #28
1st Round: 10 points || 2nd Round: 55 points || Total: 65 points.
It’s Jordan’s best ever position and his first ever appearance in the top 20 of the countdown; what a champ. In what turned out to be a very closely packed countdown, every single point made a difference in deciding the results; Jordan fortunately ending up in 18th. What did you have to say about TiBB’s foremost Cher Lloyd fan? “Everyone needs a loyal Cher stan” said one voter; “he is okay” said another. Big compliment there. One voter said “quickly going off him tbh.” God this is all a bit grim isn’t it? It gets better: Jordan is “funny and cute”, “a great poster, witty and kind hearted, he makes me laugh”, “naughty, cheeky but is fun” and “Jordan is hands down the funniest member currently on the forum and has had me laughing out loud on numerous occasions, I also really enjoy his contributions to reality TV discussions.” Jordan earned points from one member who said “lmfao he's so funny, and the way he isn't a bitch to the mods is great & the way he tells it like it is with so much grace, he's also been bullied by Venom and he’s stronger than ever, he was also called fat by SoBig and he survived that also.” A true survivor. As one voter put it, Jordan’s “music taste is seriously questionable but Jordan redeems himself with his superior sense of humour and taste in reality TV contestants. The Jesy Nelson banners he made as part of the TiBB election campaign earlier in the year truly embodied excellent craftsmanship and the video he pulled together melted the hearts of a nation. I take great joy in making him feel stupid whenever he attempts to drag me in Gaga related threads, you can't help but admire the way he tries though. Also when the member SoBig led a vile rant and started to aggressively attack Jordan in a thread some time ago, he dealt it with dignity and grace - modern day Shilpa Shetty imo.”

Still remaining: *Kate*, anniek76, Ben, Black Dagger, Jake, Josy, Kazanne, Lee, Livia, Marc, MeMyselfandI, Nathan, Niamh, reece(:, Salman, Shaun, Zee.

[x-evenstar-x]

You did so good Kyle well done

[smudgie]

Well done SM.

One of my favourites

[Samm]

Jordan

[Shaun]

well done kyle (i didn't know that was your name LOL but I'm assuming it is from all the comments ) and jordan

[Benjamin]

Jordan finally in top 20

[joeysteele]

Congratulations Jordan.

[Amy Jade]

Thought Jordan would be higher, he's one of the funniest posters on here.

[Lee.]

Well done Jordan

[Gstar]

my paragraph was everything! I love you TIBB

[Natalie.]

well done Jordan

[Jake.]

Jordan

[Black Dagger]

Yay Jordan. Underrated for so long.

[AnnieK]

Well done Jordan

[smudgie]

Well done Jordan

[Saph]

Jordan

[T*]

Yay Kyle and Jordan!

[Jordan.]

thank you all

[Shaun]

*is worried about losing my 100% top ten record*

[reece(:]

"He's okay" & "quickly going off him"

The pressedness

Well done Jordan, well deserved (deserved much further though)

[Z]

#17 – Black Dagger
Previous performance: #10
1st Round: 10 points || 2nd Round: 56 points || Total: 66 points.
Lucas scores another top 20 finish, his third in a row, which means we now all need to get naked. Okay, are we all naked? Just me? That’s okay, I wanted you all to see. What is it about Lucas that gets your daggers all black and flustered? Let’s find out. One member said “got to love good old Lucas for putting Leon and Drew in their place when they decide to pipe up a bit too much about tennis, still feel a bit sorry for him after Vika destroyed Li Na in the Aussie Open final. He is one of the easiest members to talk to because we share a lot of the same interests and he is the only person on the forum who gets gassed about Athletics like me.” Lucas earned votes because “it's like he fell out of the awesome tree” and “this table cloth wearing **** is probably the biggest Simp on the forum (yes, even worse than Drew), every time you look on his Twitter page he is hitting on some poor defenceless guy.” One member said they “love his humour”, while another said “Lucas Lucas Lucas... He’s a little **** at times but he's a great guy when he's not telling me to choke on my dinner. Can always rely on Lucas to be in a nice positive mood and to supply some entertaining moments when he's losing sweat and getting angry over some reality TV programmes or his City losing... But yeah, my bro xox.” One voter said of Lucas: “my bbz. Lucas is so lovely and easy to talk to, we always have the most hilarious and random chats. We share the same amazing taste in housemates and favourites in reality TV shows ‘cause well he’s just fabulous and knows what’s right, and is my wingman when it comes to the arduous battles we face against those who try to take us down. I know he thinks he’s going to drop a few places after his well deserved ranking last time, but I hope he does even better tbh…he deserves it.” Black Dagger earned points from one particular voter who had this to say about him: “ahh... Lucas. Not sure what to say about him. He's just my guy. We have nothing in common whatsoever; we have contrasting tastes in music, TV shows, life... everything. Yet here I am cheating on my lover with my Lukey xo. In all seriousness though I think one of the great things about the forum and the internet on the whole is the fact you get to speak to quality people you wouldn't really talk to in everyday life. It brings contrasting people together and creates a friendship you otherwise wouldn't have. #ThatWasMoist”... that brought a tear to my penis. I mean eye. No I mean both.

Still remaining: *Kate*, anniek76, Ben, Jake, Josy, Kazanne, Lee, Livia, Marc, MeMyselfandI, Nathan, Niamh, reece(:, Salman, Shaun, Zee.

[Gstar]

Jordan

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Cameltoe and Wine

*is worried about losing my 100% top ten record*

You better be worried betch

[Benjamin]

Arnuad

[Black Dagger]

I expected to be out of top 20 this time, so only a small drop. ta tibb x