[Lostie!]

Didn't dislike her exactly but I never massively got the Sindy adoration either.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

Didn't dislike her exactly but I never massively got the Sindy adoration either.

blindsiding her own showmance and then pretending she had no idea what happened and blaming it on everyone else that alone should be enough

[Firewire]

sindy with an s

[Ross.]

Justice for Sherrie, the real S of RTV!

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Justice for Sherrie, the real S of RTV!

Sherrie with an S <3

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Sherrie with an S <3

<3

[Daniel-X]

Sindy

Sixth is when I would've ideally had her too

[Headie]

Lady C, Janice and Da'Vonne for top 3?

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Lady C, Janice and Da'Vonne for top 3?

Da'Vonne's been

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Lady C, Janice and Da'Vonne for top 3?

Da'Vonne caused the downtime so I'd hate to see how long we'd go under for if she came back with a vengeance

[MB.]

And so, we're at our top five. Winner predictions even though you don't actually know who's left which makes the whole idea of predicting a winner slightly more difficult than it theoretically should be?

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by MB.

And so, we're at our top five. Winner predictions even though you don't actually know who's left which makes the whole idea of predicting a winner slightly more difficult than it theoretically should be?

Legend C!

[Samm]

Sindy with an S

[Daniel-X]

1. Brittnee
2. Lady C
3. Janice
4. Harry Amelia
5. Abi-Maria

Is what I predict

[Shaun]

I think Ian from the Bake Off might just steal this y'know

[Black Dagger]

Janice will win.

[EspeonBB]

Sindy with an S

omg is Abi still in? Plz win Brazilian queen (I'd love a Brittnee win though)

[MB.]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

omg is Abi still in? Plz win Brazilian queen

well... erm...

#5



Points: 168
Votes: 10

Abi-Maria, a.k.a. the Brazilian firecracker as she was christened five minutes ago by me, was a fan favourite from Survivor: Philippines, but also managed to annoy a bloody lot of people along the way. As you do. Her volatility eventually saw her demise in her first season, but now that she had a second chance at the game, as a strong player all she had to do was turn that aspect of her personality around, work on her social game and voila! An easy million dollars. So, everything went to plan, right? Well, er, not really. She started off well, and the fact that she had no strong alliance meant that both sides wanted her as a number when the push came to shove (it also meant that she was ostracized early on, which is… less fun). However, good old Abi-Maria couldn’t resist a bit o’ the ol’ volatility here and there, she was seen as a goat (meaning she had no chance of winning, for people who just had to Google that) for the last portion of her game, and she was eventually voted out at Tribal Council in 7th place in a 4-2-1 vote. But that’s fine, because she’s amazing and she’s in the top 5 of your favourite reality stars of 2k15. You keep goating on and being volatile, Abi-Maria. We wouldn’t have you any other way.

[MB.]

Time for someone nice and calm and relaxi-never mind...

#4



Points: 178
Votes: 10

If you're not familiar with the work of Lady Colin "Lady C" Campbell, undoubted star of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! series 15, let me give you a quick introduction:

“What are bollocks?” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“You’re so full of shit that if you ever took an enema, you would disappear off the face of the Earth without a trace” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“I’ve been roped in to be sport for the oiks” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“I have five tiaras and I turned down one of the richest men on Earth – there’s nothing in the world to induce me to sell myself!” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

"The fact that these two lazy bums know that I have gone out of my way to feed their greedy guts today, casting us in the role that they have earned with their passivity - I think not!” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“If we get an amoeba, we’re buggered” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“A dumbo, a chippy oik, a bully, a liar and the mouth of diarrhoea” – Lady Colin Campbell on Tony Hadley, 2015

“I just want to get to the bottom of this so I know whose throats to slit” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks” – Lady Colin Campbell, 2015

You're welcome.

[MB.]

Right, let's get this thing finished before midnight.

#3



Points: 189
Votes: 12

When I first laid (teehee laid) eyes on Harry Amelia in her introductory VT, talking nonchalantly about the time she got her tits out at the train station just to prove a point, I didn’t know what to think. She entered as part of the #4in and seemed to go under the radar, overshadowed by the bubbliness of Sam and the cuntliness of Marc and whatever Simon was. Being called Harry and replacing a girl named Harriet simply wasn’t enough by the looks of things, and she had to get a gimmick to survive in the harsh terrains of the Big Brother UK 16 house. The gimmick she went with was to get naked. As we saw with Biannca last year, and went on to see with Jenna later in the summer (who, despite remaining largely covered up, was booed mainly on the basis of being a porn star. I don’t know either), the British public don’t tend to take well to a bit of areola and she wasn’t an immediate favourite. She grew close to Nick, who it seems did take well to a bit of areola, becoming one of her early storylines. Another came with the arrival of the Time Warp housemates, who took against her immediately and decided to nominate her for eviction (which in turn created the rather tragic image of the Time Warpers mingling with the rest of the house whilst Harry stood in the corner on her own). As a result, eviction cockroach Harry was born. It would be assumed that Harry would be evicted at the first opportunity as a WOMAN with WOMAN TITS, but somehow she was spared and instead Jade was killed for kissing a black man or something. The Great British Public, everyone. Anyway, she inexplicably continued to dodge evictions left, right and centre, slaying Simon, Marc and… Helen counts, right? on her way. Eventually, the thought of pleasing the public was too much for Harry to bear and her final week was spent rubbing her boobs on things, having meltdowns down on the pier every day at half past the hour and pretending to be six years old whilst bellowing things at Jack and climbing on the furniture. Or something like that. Sadly but inevitably, this was where Harry Amelia’s Big Brother journey was to come to an end, if not already signposted by her wearing a glittery red dress instead of her latex Alice in Wonderland number, having become too fat to fit into it during her time in the house (<3 <3 <3). But amongst nomination twists upon nomination twists upon nomifuckingnation twists that seemed guaranteed to bring the end of Harry Amelia every Friday night, her continued survival and plucky, if not slightly grumpy spirit in the face of adversity show why she is a deserved third-placer when it comes to the greatest reality TV contestants of 2015. Harry New Ameliyear, everyone.

[MB.]

Brittnee Blair vs Janice Dickinson. Two models. Two legends. One winner, unless I completely disregard the rules, which I was seriously considering doing at one point tbqh. So, who's only gone and done it?

#2



Points: 233
Votes: 15

If you're wondering why Brittnee's photo looks a bit dodgy, blame the lack of BBCan images on the internet. I searched for bloody hours. Don't shoot the messenger.

It is a proven fact that everybody loves Brittnee Blair, and that is something that cannot be argued. Everybody loves her. Everyone. Even the people who don’t know that she exists love her. Even the people who don’t like her only don’t like her because they in fact love her, and love is a strong emotion than simply liking and if you’re going to apply that love to someone, why not Brittnee Blair? Everybody loves Brittnee Blair because she almost single-handedly ran Big Brother Canada 3. Sure, she might have had some help from Sarah, or Godfrey, or Sindy, or the public, or the producers (I love this show because it rigs it for all the right people <3) along the way, but ultimately it was Brittnee who made the big moves, played the game, got rid of some big threats, got rid of some smaller threats who didn’t do much at all who in fact could have stayed had their showmance partner remembered to vote to keep them in over the other two oop –cough- Sarah –cough-, and became possibly the most loved person to ever exist ever, to the extent that it would make Mother Theresa feel ashamed. And I’m not just saying that – remember the reception she got from the audience at the finale? They don’t have a Canadia’s Favourite in Canadia, but if they did, I’ve no doubt in my mind that Brittnee would have won it with at least 150% of the vote. Brittnee’s so bloody good that she breaks maths. For single-handedly saving the civilian Big Brother franchise from, I don’t know, Steve Moses, until All Stars when we see her again and give her the crown she deserves, all hail Queen B.

(plus, it was a two horse race all the way through this ranking, and at several points Brittnee was on top. Poor Brittnee. Always robbed at the last minute. Not that the winner is any less worthy because trust me, they’re quite something too – as you’re about to find out…)

[Firewire]

will scream if Brittnee wins for the two meltdowns that will follow

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Firewire

will scream if Brittnee wins for the two meltdowns that will follow

how boring yawnnn

[MB.]

(ok you do all know who the top 5 are, that's cool)

[Macie Lightfoot]

One of my friends summed up The Harry Amelia Thing pretty nicely so let me quote him on it

the singular joy of seeing Joel smarm up to her all 'I will logic my way out of this one with my CONSIDERABLE wits' and Harry being all :TWO MINUTE LONG AIRHORN NOISE: before storming, tits dripping, out of her own bath rather than share a room with him for a single moment, God, how divine.