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31-08-2015, 05:36 PM
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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New supermarket cafe opened
Today Mary O'Leary and Will1999 opened the doors to Will's supermarket brand new cafe 'Mother Mary's Magnificent Munch'. The cafe holds a hygiene rating of two stars making it the best place to eat in Blackpool. The cafe currently offers a wide range of dishes, varying from fish and chips to fish fingers and chips. The motto for the new cafe is 'If you like food which has been sat out under a light for hours then you deserve to get food poisoning'. However the supermarket could be in trouble as international superstars Blonde Electra are reportedly suing the cafe for fraud after workers Veronica and LaDaysha performed at the store under the names 'Mousey Brown Electra'. Mary O'Leary commented 'I'm finding the job quite stressful at he minute we're getting at leat three customers a day sometimes even four in the cafe and I'm working alone. It's really difficult standing there and putting some food on a plate. I think if my marvellous cafe will continue to slay Blackpool, Will may need to employ some new workers.' In others news Norah and Kathy have returned from their honeymoon with their new born baby! The couple reportedly took inspiration from the name Blue Ivy and have named their child Blue Waffle. |
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04-09-2015, 10:07 AM
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hi im michael and i was the host of game pod 2015 until i was fired and was replaced by tom. i am working at the dvd section and hope i can make my own supermarket
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09-09-2015, 05:40 PM
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can i buy the big brother dvd
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09-09-2015, 05:42 PM
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09-09-2015, 05:46 PM
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just doing my shopping
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09-09-2015, 05:50 PM
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and this is the party
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11-09-2015, 03:32 PM
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11-09-2015, 03:36 PM
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can i buy the big brother dvd game
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11-09-2015, 03:43 PM
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will1999 supermarket is back
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11-09-2015, 04:52 PM
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noooooo dont eject her i like it lol
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11-09-2015, 05:42 PM
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BREAKING - NEVETT STRIKES AGAIN!
In the early hours of this morning Kathy and Norah arrived back at the supermarket, following their honey moon. The walked into the store singing Cheeky Girls whilst shouting "Buy Cheeky Girls on iTunes." Veronica threw at cup at Norah's head, whilst eruptly shouting "Take your dyke arses somwhere else, I don't want to hear that crap in the morning." But then the Cheeky Girls song could be hear echoing through the supermarket, Kathy and Norah finally thought their dream had come true, that the Cheeky Girls must be in the store. But all was not as it seemed! A huge Lorry slammed into the building, with NEVETT AS THE DRIVER! She shouted: "**** the Cheeky Girls". Norah and Kathy looked in horror, whilst SECURITY GUARD Beryl continued to look at the new range of dildos, trying every single one. Kathy and Norah began to run for their life, but Kathy couldn't resist Mad Mary's Bacon Butties (two week out of date, soggy as a wet dick), but Kathy loved them. Nevett started running after them, shouting: "My fanny smells, it's times the bitches died." Maureen (contraception expert), threw the new range of dildos at Nevett, and Nevett couldn't resist trying them, giving Kathy and Norah time to escape. MORE INCOMING! Last edited by Will.; 11-09-2015 at 05:44 PM. |
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11-09-2015, 05:52 PM
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Mad Mary began wondering around the store, shouting "Satan is upon, rejoice my frieeennndssss"
Kathy and Norah made a quick get away to the local McDonalds, where they scooped up a double egg McMuffin. Beryl had enough of Nevett's ****, as we all know "Beryl takes no ****". Nevett screamed at Beryl, saying "I killed Linda, now it's time you, you fat bitch die." Beryl then called her local squad (The local black gang) who love Beryl, they said there getting their bats and there coming to batter Nevett. But this time Nevett has gone proper psycho, shouting "I'm Satan, I'm here, rejoice, I love sucking cock, all shall die." The staff watched in horror, whilst Fanny ordered a Chinese takeaway. Nevett saw Fanny and drove the lorry into her office, crushing Fanny to death. Nevett screamed in horror: "I'm psycho, KILL ME! DO YOU WORST! I'm weird!" Nevett progressed to burn the store down, throwing petrol all over the place, whilst Mad Mary gathered her tools. Mad Mary run up to Nevett and threw a saucepan at her head, slapping Nevett to the ground whilst shoving petrol down her throat: "No one messes with Mad Mary, Mad Mary is life, Mad Mary is God." Nevett then exploded, and the store can confirm she has died. Mary commented: "I can use Nevett's guts to make todays soup, lovely with a bit of Will's own brand cheddar." Will commented on todays event: "Sad times, but buy of loaf of bread and get one free." Last edited by Will.; 11-09-2015 at 05:56 PM. |
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11-09-2015, 05:53 PM
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no i killed him
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