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26-04-2003, 10:54 PM
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Captain Kaz, I am very worried about Sergeant Splodge but I also have to say I'm even MORE worried about Wing Commander Sticks. I rather fear the pressure of this mission has turned his head.
Do you think he will recover ? 
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26-04-2003, 11:02 PM
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I heard there had been trouble with 'Admiral' Splodge and found someone to lend a hand
  A simple spell is all we need, To resurrect our friend indeed. So say these words, forever true, Come back Splodge, we do love you!!!! I am assured that this will work!  For luck!
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26-04-2003, 11:04 PM
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I have my doubts about Sticks, Boris. I fear that he is now beyond our help, and I have issued orders for the 'men in white coats' to collect him immediately and take him to a nice, softly padded cell.
 We will carry on regardless!
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26-04-2003, 11:08 PM
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Bravo, First Lieutenant Feebs! I do believe you have found the resurrection spell we need!
 Come on troops . . . . . after three . . . . one. . . . . . two . . . . . . threee . . . . . . Come back Splodge, we do love you!!!!  It WILL work! 
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26-04-2003, 11:19 PM
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who? little me???
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26-04-2003, 11:25 PM
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This is not the first time, and sadly I suspect it will not be the first. It is something we accept when we sign up, as you do in the infantry. We grieve for our fallen collegue, as you have been doing so for Splodge  The men in white coats will not be needed, as we will return to mission operational status.The memorial service was very moving, as we had the Airforce band members play taps as well as a flypast. |
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26-04-2003, 11:26 PM
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 POOOOOFFF!!!!!!! |
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26-04-2003, 11:27 PM
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Yes, you!!!
Come back at once! Feebs' spell is guaranteed to work!
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26-04-2003, 11:27 PM
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Originally posted by Boris
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Five on a Hike was my fave.
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26-04-2003, 11:30 PM
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Hello Steve_o you have jogged my memory...Kirrin Island. I still have some of the books in the loft.
I read them till they were ready to fall apart ! PS Love the fireworks Sergeant Splodge ! |
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26-04-2003, 11:38 PM
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Hip Hip Hurrah!
Sergeant Splodge has arisen from the dead! Thank you so much, Feebs - your resurrection spell worked a treat! Sergeant Splodge, I owe you an official apology for sending you off to Scotchland without the requisite issue of long johns and liberty bodice to guard against the icy wilderness. Can you ever forgive me?  Troops now back to full strength. We WILL not faill!
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26-04-2003, 11:38 PM
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Hooray!! My little spell has worked, I see Told you there was a guarantee! It came with all the slugs and snails, Now, where did I put those puppy dog tails?!? Good to see you back with a bang Splodge First Lieutenant Feebs is glad to have been of assistance Sir
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26-04-2003, 11:41 PM
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Glad to see you back sergeant splodge!!
Just in time before Captain Kaz ordered 10 press ups!! 
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26-04-2003, 11:46 PM
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No press-ups for Sergeant Splodge tonight, Lance Corporal Rachb . . . . just plenty of warm clothing and a couple of 'drams' to bring him back to room temperature after braving the climate north of the border for a couple of days.
At ease, Sergeant Splodge. Rest and recovery period for you tonight.  Night shift at the ready ..........................
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26-04-2003, 11:58 PM
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A nice hot cup of tea is just what you need sergeant Splodge
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27-04-2003, 12:00 AM
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Slight problem. I took the kings shilling and can't get off this ship. Seems once an Admiral always an Admiral.
DOOMED! I expect I will get used to bully beef and biscuits .............. Rums ok though..... |
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27-04-2003, 12:01 AM
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hang on Splodge we're coming to rescue you!!
 
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27-04-2003, 04:53 AM
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Our lads have set out to pick you up in a Sea King, please make sure you have all your gear.
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27-04-2003, 10:45 AM
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Hmmm
Rum or tea. Tea or rum. Admiral or sergeant. Sergeant or Admiral Hard one this......................... Can I phone a Friend??? |
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27-04-2003, 12:25 PM
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Then You can take tea in the Officers Mess. You can drink rum with the 'lads' onboard when the need arises. Should cover all areas hey what ? Man over board ...he's coming ashore
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27-04-2003, 12:50 PM
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Hi Boris.
What's this? Encouraging Splodge to defect to the Navy, eh? 
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27-04-2003, 01:41 PM
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Final answer! (Collects a million.......! Weeeeee!) |
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27-04-2003, 01:43 PM
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A life on the ocean wave
tiddly om pom pom............
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27-04-2003, 02:24 PM
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[quote]Collects a million.......! Weeeeee!) [quote]
I do expect a share in this ,for my excellent advice ! Now about that boat with the 'red' bottom........ Stand up straight that man there ! |
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