[Jake.]

I’ll do my lesbo lis write up tomorrow

[Macie Lightfoot]

WOW first you steal Steph from me and now you cut Lisa?!

you wait, you ****in wait....x -Ashleigh Hughes -me

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

WOW first you steal Steph from me and now you cut Lisa?!

you wait, you ****in wait....x -Ashleigh Hughes -me

Who are you cutting instead miss?

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Who are you cutting instead miss?

what are my options? Ive been in mourning

[Jake.]

sorry </3

[Jake.]

246th Place: Lisa Wallace


"You are such a prick... Go an' have a wank!"

Lisa is a weird enigma. She could go from being the house mother, neutering the runts of the litter (like Sree), to being the house bully in a matter of seconds. I think that's what bugs me about Lisa the most; just how quickly she could change her mind.

We'll forgot about Halfwit for a moment here (from my BB10 rewatch I decided that he did end up becoming quite irritating) and focus on Lisa and David's time spent rolling ciggies at the bus stop. Because the task of rolling and smoking is clearly that uninteresting, they'd feel the need to strike up a conversation, which in turn would become a bitching session about another housemate. It wouldn't matter to Lisa if she actively got on with the housemate in question, as soon as she found a hole, she'd be digging for a good 5 minutes before all the tobacco had been smoked. A moan had to be had if she was at the smoking area.

Lisa did have her moments but didn't bring much to the table (negativity aside). So yeah.

[Babayaro.]

Blame Cal

[Jake.]

(But also I was ordering a takeaway before the Arsenal match last night and panick-saved Sarah without really looking at who was up for the chop)

(And then when Shaun said that the votes were void I thought you’d been saved so went for Govan over Jack & Joe)

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Jay cut Winston

[Epic.]

243. Maxwell Ward (BB6)


So as usual, under regular circumstances I wouldn't be eliminating Maxwell this early. He's everyone's pet hate of BB6, whether it be for jovial reasons or some out there genuinely thinking he's one of the worst there's ever been. But it would be an absolute CRIME for him to outlast his fellow showmancer Saskia so bye dick!

A common theme of BB6 is the cast being... well, all of them being completely unhinged and/or deranged and/or lacking in essential social qualities. When ANTHONY is the most sane member of your cast, you know you're in trouble.

And that's where this entry comes in. See, where Maxwell falls flat as an actual casting choice of a bad person is that he himself is mostly black-and-white in this role. He blandly divides the house to drastic lengths in the first week. He blandly showmances Saskia to an abnormal degree in Week 2. He blandly treats SCIENCE of all people like ****. Granted, I think it fits for there to be an antagonist of BB6 other than Makosi and I'm glad that Maxwell caused the MAIN conflict of BB6 to exist, that being Makosi's Crew vs Irrelevant Bores. But still he himself wasnt that interesting?

I'm of the unpopular opinion he's not the WORST of BB6 (Eugene exists), though he himself doesn't offer much to me. His PURPOSE does and Citizen Science beating him in that vote to evict was truly legendary but still he was just a vile bully lol. A good early-mid series villain but not a good housemate at ALL!

Also anyone who smiles with proudness as they put a SCAB in someone's food like he did to Science is truly demonic incarnate. There's worse than Maxwell still in this but in one word; a twat.

[Daniel-X]

Sarah Greenwood:



'I am a bitch, definitely' YES YOU ****ING ARE

I mean there really isn't much to say on Sarah, she only lasted for two damn bleeding weeks but she still somehow managed to be terrible. Her VT (much like many previously mentioned housemates) seemed promising, a fitting bitch figure in the house who would really stir the pot. The reality, well just a LITTLE different.

Sarah's stay in the house is pretty much defined by her up and coming showmance with the abhorrent Danny Wisker. The lively, feisty character we saw in her VT was soon being drained and sucked out day by day, she was becoming the fishwife role to Danny and her whole storylines revolved around his and her relationship. It seemed like the series would be dominated by these two, even with Sarah up in #4in4out the likelihood of her staying and her drainingggg showmance shaping the highlights for weeks upon weeks was getting stronger and stronger. However, this all changed after her best friend Aaron was ejected.

Don't get me wrong, I think Aaron's ejection is all kinds of ridiculous and uncalled for but Sarah's treatment of Joel (and I ****ing LOATHE Joel btw, this is how much of a dick she was) the following night was honestly disgusting. The girl is meant to be a lawyer. A LAWYER and she still went on this tirade about how Joel lead Aaron on and caused the situation to happen and thus Aaron get removed, it was victim blaming in its highest form. God forbid if this cretin ever represented someone I knew if they'd been sexually assaulted.

The bitch got her just desserts and was given a firm kick up the arse out the doors, seeing how bitter and FUMING she was to be evicted was just so satisfactory to watch

[Epic.]

@The Sarah write-up The best thing to come out of 4in4out

[Shaun]

If I don't hear from Daniel by tonight he'll be replaced with RileyHollyoaks

[RileyH]

[RileyH]

wait I've just realised Saskia and Sarah going in the same round </3

[Shaun]

Right, Daniel's axed. RileyH, if you would like to provide a writeup on why Anton and your choice of either Lisa Huo or the BB14 twins should be eliminated, you'll be replacement

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Right, Daniel's axed. RileyH, if you would like to provide a writeup on why Anton and your choice of either Lisa Huo or the BB14 twins should be eliminated, you'll be replacement

okay I'll axe the twins then x

[Shaun]

Oops, just seen the PM where he's asked to leave the game anyway Sorry Daniel

[Daniel.]

erm I left before I was axed

[RileyH]

248) Anton Murphy



Okay, I'm just gonna say that I don't hate Anton and there are others I would have cut but since I have to write about him here it is.

Anton seemed to be one of the more prominent BB12 characters however isn't remembered as much as some of the others from that series. While BB12 was on it seemed people either seemed to like him or strongly dislike him and he didn't help his case by acting like a smug little twat most of the time. The only main bit I remember from him is when it was his birthday and he got called 'King of the House' or some **** like that and was tricked that his music topped the charts.. bitch as if! Wasn't there also a moment where he 'swore on his mum's life' while telling an obvious lie? Great son you are That's all I can really say about him at the minute, and all I can remember. But his eviction was certainly justified

[RileyH]

232) Rex Newmark



Rex seems to be well liked by a lot of people on this forum which I will never understand considering he was a show off arrogant twat for most of it He was a bully towards many people including Sara and Rachel and was just noisy, obnoxious and blatantly nasty. The best part about his stay was when Queen Nicole entered and stopped any chances of him winning and when 'Vegas' was being chanted because that's where he cheated on her Won't say he didn't deserve it though when he was nothing but a twat. I remember him also saying he deliberately bullied Rachel which just goes to further prove how much of a scumbag he really is. Another thing I will never understand is how people say he was the most good looking housemate of BB9 when Dale was in the same series but that's for another time I guess.

[RileyH]

239) Jack and Joe Glenny



I personally think BB14 is overrated, I didn't enjoy that much - and these two are part of the reasons why. Honestly, I still cannot tell these two apart and I don't really care. They're both fat ****ers who belong at home eating their KFC rather on my telly. Easily the worst set of twins that BB have ever had, although that's easy to say as the other pairs were iconic. Out of all the people in BB14, these two were the most desperate for airtime (and that's saying something). Whether they were bitching, 'pranking' or just quite frankly being ****ing annoying, they were always THERE. Well I'm not surprised the camera couldn't get around them. They are pretentious, mean and fake - just quite frankly desperate to win. I'm gonna stop now because I feel like I've been repeating myself but I could ramble on for hours about reasons to hate these two

[Shaun]

Babayaro & Macie we are waiting!

[Babayaro.]

Saved Glyn

Eliminated Alexandra

I saved Glyn because he's one of my favourite housemates.




Alexandra was awful. Let's just get that straight. The woman had no redeeming qualities and was an aggressive, intimidating bully. She was also quite thick, which is funny as she always banged on about how she's experienced it all blah blah blah shut UP. And don't get me started on "MEMBA I told you!" Remember you told me what, exactly?? Rex, Stephanie and Rachel being the only three people to have a backbone and stand up to her was quite frustrating. But to be fair, I don't know how I would act around someone who thinks it's socially acceptable to make threats about having you or you loved ones hurt all because of a reality TV Show.

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Saved Glyn

Eliminated Alexandra

I saved Glyn because he's one of my favourite housemates.




Alexandra was awful. Let's just get that straight. The woman had no redeeming qualities and was an aggressive, intimidating bully. She was also quite thick, which is funny as she always banged on about how she's experienced it all blah blah blah shut UP. And don't get me started on "MEMBA I told you!" Remember you told me what, exactly?? Rex, Stephanie and Rachel being the only three people to have a backbone and stand up to her was quite frustrating. But to be fair, I don't know how I would act around someone who thinks it's socially acceptable to make threats about having you or you loved ones hurt all because of a reality TV Show.

A comedy housemate