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Old 17-05-2014, 08:07 PM #1
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And i havent finished reading yet!
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"Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?"

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Brilliant Shaun, just brilliant...

Zee... not Shaun. LOL... silly cow Livia...

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Brilliant Shaun, just brilliant...
that was greg my entry has my own beautiful vocals...
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that was greg my entry has my own beautiful vocals...
I knew it was Zee, had him in my head... wrote Shaun. I'm obsessed.
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It wouldn't be TiBB Eurovision without a check-up on the current mental state of our stalwart, Ravenheart. And I'm pleased to confirm that she's back, edgier than ever, and ready to ring up those OFCOM complaints by the thousands. Here's Finland. Grab a sick bucket.
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Necrophiliac (done to the tune of Maniac)




Just a sex starved girl in a graveyard tonight
Lookin for the thrill of my life
And the uptight world won't understand
They all say I’m crazy

Lockin lips with those of a dead heart
Exhuming bodies into light
Having my way before they fall apart
Doing it with the dead is just right

With the corpse of Brittany Murphy
I got down and dirty
And I see more of Mr Hoffman
As I hop on him in his coffin

(CHORUS)
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

I pass these gravestones and browse
I find Amy Wineshouse dead as a dormouse
I must confess I start to caress
This rigamortis hot mess

I french eskimo kissed Michael Jackson
Exhumed Lady Di and gave her some action
Then I dug Mandella out and
Put my tongue inside his corpse mouth

Excited when I see Mickey Rooney in a hearse
Gonna give him a cowgirl reverse
To waste is a crime so even though he’s dead,
I still want him in my bed

Found crispy Paul Walker a treat
Went at him as if in heat
Never stopping
Till his bits decayed and started dropping

(CHORUS)
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la

(instrumental break)

With the corpse of Brittany Murphy
I got down and dirty
And I see more of Mr Hoffman
As I hop on him in his coffin

Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

(Ravenheart finishes the song exhausted on a chair, she reaches beside her and pulls a chain dangling from the rafters, a bucket tips, a cloud of cremated ash falls down upon her)
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Hmm, maybe for next year's contest I should bring back Fomas Kelchalaviktischkyloff. (I'm so impressed with myself that I remember how to spell it)
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'Exhumed Lady Di and gave her some action'

This song is amazing, if not really creepy at the same time. Love it!!
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Gyps... I didn't think it could get madder or more brilliant than last year. But it did...
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