[Dollface]

Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth

Anything I can do online?

nah honestly it's fine <3

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

nudes?

Nah, not my style, I prefer to do it in person

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Dollface

would I have won if i stayed?

I do think so Doll - honestly.

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I do think so Doll - honestly.

But you've got me to take her place now

[kirklancaster]

MY THOUGHTS ON YOU LOVELY VIXENS SO FAR:

Mitzeeee - Amy Jade
She is Glitzee and has a sharp witzee,
And I know it's no sham
That as HUGE as I am
Her splitzee does indeed fitzee.


Mercedes-Fanjita – Adam.
As a 'ride' Fanjita is just like a 'Merc',
Such a Classy Chassis and so right for Kirk.
She is so sensual, you just cannot beat her,
That Sex Goddess, my lovely Fanjita.

LaDaysha – Jamie89
"How long can you last shagging in bed?"
I asked Sex Goddess La Daysha
And without turning red, this vixen said:
"All night and all of the day sir"

Candice – Margarine.
When I go down on this babe,
I just HAVE to utter:
She tastes so GOOD
I can't BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER”.

Courtney – ProfessorSmooth
This godess could be
One of THE friends off the box
'Cos wherever she is
There's bound to be Cox.
.

Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
This sex-bomb WANTED to be explored,
Or so I rightfully assumed,
But when she saw my manhood, she screamed
"OMG MY TEMPLE IS DOOMED!"

Betty Swollocks – Johnny123
Betty loves 'Spoonerisms', hence her witty name,
So I will try some on her by way of a game.
We'll both spoonerise characters from
The Outlaws of Sherwood;
You'll be FRIAR TUCK and I'll be ROBIN HOOD
So I will say aloud: "Betty I am HOBIN ROOD it's true"
And you say: "Kirky I'd love to TRIAR ******* with you".

Tiara – Daniel-X
Oooh, I just can't wait to get you in bed
'Cos when I think of TIARA I also think of 'HEAD'.

LaQueefshaniqua – SuperV
'DOWN UNDER' by Kirk - 'A (REAL) Man at work'
"She comes from a land down under
Where women glow and men are crap lovers
So when she's here with her legs asunder
I'll make her come like thunder under my covers"

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

MY THOUGHTS ON YOU LOVELY VIXENS SO FAR:

Mitzeeee - Amy Jade
She is Glitzee and has a sharp witzee,
And I know it's no sham
That as HUGE as I am
Her splitzee does indeed fitzee.


Mercedes-Fanjita – Adam.
As a 'ride' Fanjita is just like a 'Merc',
Such a Classy Chassis and so right for Kirk.
She is so sensual, you just cannot beat her,
That Sex Goddess, my lovely Fanjita.

LaDaysha – Jamie89
"How long can you last shagging in bed?"
I asked Sex Goddess La Daysha
And without turning red, this vixen said:
"All night and all of the day sir"

Candice – Margarine.
When I go down on this babe,
I just HAVE to utter:
She tastes so GOOD
I can't BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER”.

Courtney – ProfessorSmooth
This godess could be
One of THE friends off the box
'Cos wherever she is
There's bound to be Cox.
.

Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
This sex-bomb WANTED to be explored,
Or so I rightfully assumed,
But when she saw my manhood, she screamed
"OMG MY TEMPLE IS DOOMED!"

Betty Swollocks – Johnny123
Betty loves 'Spoonerisms', hence her witty name,
So I will try some on her by way of a game.
We'll both spoonerise characters from
The Outlaws of Sherwood;
You'll be FRIAR TUCK and I'll be ROBIN HOOD
So I will say aloud: "Betty I am HOBIN ROOD it's true"
And you say: "Kirky I'd love to TRIAR ******* with you".

Tiara – Daniel-X
Oooh, I just can't wait to get you in bed
'Cos when I think of TIARA I also think of 'HEAD'.

LaQueefshaniqua – SuperV
'DOWN UNDER' by Kirk - 'A (REAL) Man at work'
"She comes from a land down under
Where women glow and men are crap lovers
So when she's here with her legs asunder
I'll make her come like thunder under my covers"

just to let you know, i'm rooting for Amy Jade or Mitzeeee to win

[Will.]

LIVE NOW!

[Morgan.]

First here, take note Kirk!

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to Day 4 of TiBB's The Bachelor.

Tonight we arrive in New York for a special trip and a late arrival will enter, you won't want to miss tonight.


Would all contestants please get off the coach, we have arrived in New York.

[Will.]

Let's go site seeing!

[Cal.]

I hate travelling.

[Morgan.]

OMG, I've always wanted to go here. Even though it's my hometown.

And I think you mean sight seeing?

[SuperV]

oooh I love new york.

[Morgan.]

Whoever gets eliminated tonight (even though it's probably me, let's face it) can stay at my place for the night!

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

I hate travelling.

Stay home ungrateful bitch

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Stay home ungrateful bitch

I came for Kirk, as usual x

[Will.]

Empire state building

One World Trade Centre



Times Square

[Morgan.]

Don't waste time, we want to get down to business

[Will.]

It's time for tonights task, and it's a New York based quiz!

The four contestant with the most points will win immunity.

There are 10 questions.

Each question is worth one point! Good luck!

[Morgan.]

Oooh!

[Jamie89]

I've been in the bloody mansion thread talking to myself Thanks everyone for leaving without me

[Jamie89]

do we pm you the answers?

[Johnnyuk123]

That building reminds me of Kirks willy.

[Will.]

All answers are to be posted in the thread.

[Amy Jade]

Ok.mm