[Ashbash16]

[rquote=2504548&tid=144607&author=Shasown]heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.[/rquote]

To all the men, Beware when you sleep tonight, theres a crazy man running around and breaking into people's houses called David from big brother, He's been locked away and is pretty horny and looking for some attention, dont be to startled if something slimy wacks you around the face, or if you feel alot of greasy hair go up your nose, its just David.

[Shasown]

LOL nah he is safely locked up in a house in Borehamwood, London, I live in the North of Scotland, even if he broke out now, he would have to get a harrier to pick him up and fly him up here to get to my virgin poop shute tonight.

[kisywisy]

[rquote=2504413&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol. [/rquote]

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again,

[setanta]

[rquote=2504568&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504548&tid=144607&author=Shasown]heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.[/rquote]

To all the men, Beware when you sleep tonight, theres a crazy man running around and breaking into people's houses called David from big brother, He's been locked away and is pretty horny and looking for some attention, dont be to startled if something slimy wacks you around the face, or if you feel alot of greasy hair go up your nose, its just David.[/rquote]

Pinky and the Brain never part company darling; where there is one, there's bound to be the other. Horrendous stuff. Imagine him giggling while she's......

[Ashbash16]

[rquote=2504597&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504413&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol. [/rquote]

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again, [/rquote]

But, its lisa. nothings worse then Lisa!

[Ashbash16]

[rquote=2504606&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504568&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16][rquote=2504548&tid=144607&author=Shasown]heres something for the ladies, as you fall asleep tonight, just think of waking in the middle of the night to see a naked Lisa sporting her black king dong strapon stood at the bottom of your bed, with a lecherous smile on her face and those beautiful tattoos. As she eyes you up.

If that doesnt cause you to lose a little sleep tonight, she could "turn" you.

Sweet dreams.[/rquote]

To all the men, Beware when you sleep tonight, theres a crazy man running around and breaking into people's houses called David from big brother, He's been locked away and is pretty horny and looking for some attention, dont be to startled if something slimy wacks you around the face, or if you feel alot of greasy hair go up your nose, its just David.[/rquote]

Pinky and the Brain never part company darling; where there is one, there's bound to be the other. Horrendous stuff. Imagine him giggling while she's...... [/rquote]

[SurferJay]

this thread should be locked away.

[setanta]

[rquote=2504597&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504413&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol. [/rquote]

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again, [/rquote]

They're in search of the mighty g-spot for fellas, the naughty feckers. But yeah, different strokes for different folks.

[Ashbash16]

Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now!

[setanta]

[rquote=2504618&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now![/rquote]

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2504621&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504618&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now![/rquote]

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.[/rquote]

Would he have his legs in the air facing up with her on top? Or would she take him from behind, more importantly do you think she is the sort of girl to give a reach round at the same time?

[kisywisy]

[rquote=2504617&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504597&tid=144607&author=kisywisy][rquote=2504413&tid=144607&author=setanta]

I wonder if many lesbians or bi's find her attractive? She's ok when she puts the effort in. For every 9 people who thought the strapon thing was fairly disgusting, there might be 1 out there who doesnt lol. [/rquote]

listen, there are some strange people out there

my guy pal loves his g/f wearing a strap on and has his own vibrator!!

NOT my scene, but just goes to show how different people are when it comes to sexual preferences

again, [/rquote]

They're in search of the mighty g-spot for fellas, the naughty feckers. But yeah, different strokes for different folks.[/rquote]

i'm sorry, but i don't care how much i love my man, there is no ****ing chance he's getting that sort of attention!!! lol

back to the whole lisa attraction thing, although i don't think she's hot or sexy, she might just have awesome 'patter'. there are some howlers out there and they all manage to get some!!

[SurferJay]

Why is it so easy to think of sexual scenario's for Lisa?

Perhap's I'm opening a door that ought to be left closed but my curiousity got the better of me.

[setanta]

[rquote=2504634&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504621&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504618&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now![/rquote]

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.[/rquote]

Would he have his legs in the air facing up with her on top? Or would she take him from behind, more importantly do you think she is the sort of girl to give a reach round at the same time?[/rquote]

No no, she's doing you while he's watching and giggling manically. Deliverance style baby.... eurghhhhhh

[kisywisy]

[rquote=2504634&tid=144607&author=Shasown][rquote=2504621&tid=144607&author=setanta][rquote=2504618&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Ew or lisa having a change in sexuality and having the strap on.. David.. bent ov.. oh god no. im going to stop now![/rquote]

I think her doing something while he giggles madly is worse. Oh dear God, we're sick in the head.[/rquote]

Would he have his legs in the air facing up with her on top? Or would she take him from behind, more importantly do you think she is the sort of girl to give a reach round at the same time?[/rquote]



just brilliant

now i know why you are so funny!! i read on a previous post you're in scotland!! you kinda remind me of franke boyle with your one liners lol

[Ashbash16]

Were sick in the heads

[kisywisy]

this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol

[setanta]

[rquote=2504666&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol
[/rquote]

Yep, me too lol. We're not just walking in the gutter here... we're lying down in it, thrashing about with glee!

[Ashbash16]

Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly!

[Shasown]

[rquote=2504657&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Were sick in the heads[/rquote]

Speak for yourself, those thoughts will leave my head as soon as the next random one enters.

The real sickos are the ones who will see those images later as they fall asleep and thank us tomorrow for ruining what little shut eye they got with images of Lisa waking them in cold sweats.

[SurferJay]

[rquote=2504688&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly![/rquote]

good telly for you maybe!

[Shasown]

[rquote=2504666&tid=144607&author=kisywisy]this thread is brilliant!! really put a smile on my face lol
[/rquote]

You are just hoping that all the laughing will cause you to go into labour aren't you kisy?

[setanta]

[rquote=2504688&tid=144607&author=Ashbash16]Ew no, my over-reacting imagination again.. has to be said though, problem shared is a problem halved...

Ew god imagine Halfwit and David at it? Lisa at the back of halfwit with a strap on, Sophie would be puking up, Rodrigo would be kicking off, and siavash would prob join in or laugh


Imagine if it was one of them strap-ons that actually sprays stuff too, rofl that would be good telly![/rquote]

Oh don't involve them too in our perversions here. Sure they'll defo be doing it come the wrap party and afters. Actually, I wonder who'll do who afterwards?

[discotheque]

Would a strap-on endowed Lisa be worse with or without a gimp mask ?

[setanta]

[rquote=2504713&tid=144607&author=discotheque]Would a strap-on endowed Lisa be worse with or without a gimp mask ?[/rquote]

Now I'm thinking about the Pulp Fiction scene, with them in it. Thanks lol. Charlie, David and her in the parts.