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I had them yesterday... I went to the zoo.... I remember cleaning them in the car... (I've checked there) and I also remember lying on the sofa and thinking *must not fall alseep with them on* I've put them somewhere in the house but I'm buggered if I can find them.... I have turned this place upside down!!!!
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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are u crawlin around the floor like Velma.. yelling .. HELP!!! I can't see anything without my glasses!!!!
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Not quite that bad! But things are slighty fuzzy! I'm squinting lots! And so cross at myself for putting them somewhere... I've either put them somewhere safe (so safe I cant blo*dy find them again) or somewhere silly and my daughter has nabbed them and hiddened them!
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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ooooooh,, check out the playnest/ball-pit. My kid used to hide all sorts of stuff in hers! lmao
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Its been checked!!!! So has her toy box! I've almost ripped the sofa apart and my house is so tidy now as I've cheared all surfaces
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Afternoon
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Afternoon danny boy
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#58 | ||
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I banned people calling me Danny, I used to be Danny from about 1-5 but did not think it went with my second name
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Sorry honey... i will only use it once!!!! Never again!!!! How the devil are you anyway sweet?
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Lol if I ever annoy you just call me Danny. I am okay, sunday's always seem boring but at least I aint at school. How are you?
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Hey Dan, u sexy thang!..
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Here's a joke:
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over" The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. |
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I'm fine today... if not slightly fuzzy..... but I have a stella in my hand and a few of my friends are coming round in a hour for lunch! i have a three course meal to cook!!!!!! But all is under control (I think)
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LMAO!!!!! that was well funny!
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#65 | ||
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Lol good one Stropz.
What are you going to cook Kiz? |
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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Tanser is hungover, so I'm talking to him in CAPS to see if I can make him feel worse! lol
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*I'd say more but I think that suffices* |
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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wot is XD?
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Quote:
Main is ham joint cooked in coca cola (yes the fizzy stuff) with a black teacle and mustard glaze (sounds odd but it's lush) and then for pud I'm making a brownie sundee which is layers of homemade brownies, bananas & custard finished with a hot fudge sauce! YUMMY!!! |
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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I'm going to McDonalds... cuz I can't be ar5ed cooking.
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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ok kids.. I'm outta here.. I got stuffs to do.. Later gang! xxx
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Your a culinary wizard then Kiz?
Lol @ Stropz. |
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Talking of which... I need to get me ar5e in gear.... otherwise my guests will be eating nowt!
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I was always good at cooking when we did it at school but I leave it all to my mum now. I am off for my sunday lunch now YUMMY!
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