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Old 07-01-2010, 01:40 AM #1
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I have never gotten past 4

usually cause after one you go off thinking about sex and girls completely for about 3-4 hours
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I have never gotten past 4

usually cause after one you go off thinking about sex and girls completely for about 3-4 hours
3-4 hours? Try ten minuets.
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how do you have half a wank??
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how do you have half a wank??
Start a wank but do not 'finish'?
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Jaysus, I hope he kept the barrel well oiled throughout the duration of his session.
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7 and it hurt!!!!
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Basshunter is, by his own admission, a MASSIVE wanker. Who'da thought it, eh?
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about 6-7 was high on weed on kettamin and drunk :L with my bf.
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Jonas may have wanked 25 times but I dont believe he came 25 times, having done about 7 or 8 and then your penis aches

if anyone cant handle this thread then they may need to grow up
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Why on earth would you wank on Ketamine? Horse tranq induced dissociation hardly goes hand in hand with self pleasuring.
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Did he stipulate he had only done himself? He may have been to public school and/or took a few mate on in a non-recorded sex tape. Did he also stipulate that he had ejaculated 25 times or not? Just because he masturbated does not mean he ejaculated and therefore this would dramatically reduce the hardship on that region.
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Did he stipulate he had only done himself? He may have been to public school and/or took a few mate on in a non-recorded sex tape. Did he also stipulate that he had ejaculated 25 times or not? Just because he masturbated does not mean he ejaculated and therefore this would dramatically reduce the hardship on that region.
It doesn't count if there's no end result...
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lmao Mark.. Go on - reveal :L
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A normal day:
1 at 3am.
1 in the shower in the morning.
1 at lunch at Uni.
1 by the hottest girl of my class at 4pm.
1 from my Rugby coach at 6pm.
1 from my sister when I get back Home at 8pm.
1 with my dad while watching "Russian teen girls raped vol. 8" at 10pm.
1 at midnight in my bed.

So 8.
And I didn't count the ones when I'm partying with friends in clubs.
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Wow Remy.. That's a fair bit!
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These French are such wankers LOL
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Lol.
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