[Z]

Tweet Like Me

Let me share my timeline
I got some observations in my mind
And you know that my brain has gotta share it (share it, share it)
You don’t care what I say
Please follow me I’m really great
'Cause it's all about the thoughts in me (mmm)

I wanna tweet in the morning
Retweet in the evening
Follow me
I need a trending topic that can satisfy me
Just for me
If you’re praying for Japan
Or know that Friday girl
I'm gonna tweet about it everybody cares
'Cause I don't give a damn about what trends

'Cause I will be a-tweetin' through the day
Until the dawn
And we can (share share) all through the night
To the early morn
Come on and I will hashtag around the clock
Like the BBC
'Cause we can (share share) any time of day
It's all good for me

News feed's moving kind of slow
You gotta fill it up now
There you go
That's just one thing that my tweets will do (mmm)
I'm spamming all the news that you need
And my Twitter’s all you'll see
'Cause it's all about the foll-ow-ers (yeah)

I wanna tweet in the morning
Retweet in the evening
Just like me
I need a 3G iPhone that can update me
Rapidly
If you have that kind of phone
Could I please use it now?
I've gotta really good thought everybody cares
'Cause you all need to know about my life

'Cause I will be a-tweetin' through the day
Until the dawn
And we can all (share share) all through the night
To the early morn
Come on and I will join the trend what's good?
Bandwagon-ing
'Cause we can (share share) any time of day
It's all good for me
It’s all good

'Cause I will be a-tweetin' through the day
Until the dawn
And we can (share share) all through the night
To the early morn
Come on and I will retweet what you say
On a boring day
'Cause we can (share share) any time of day
It's all good for-
It's. All. Good. For Maaaayyyyeeeeeeee!

Good for maayyyheeeee...
Good for maaaaiiiieeee...
Good for maaaayyyyyiiiieeee...

Just a taste of my lyrical prowess and super amazing photoshop skills hehehehehehehe

-can't wait to unleash my Kosovo song-

[Shaun]

-could have sworn that Mutya was bettiepage-

this is not a good thing, greg. I'm not sure I like you any more.

[Stu]

Canada, Canada, Canada!

It's mine, baby.

[Joe.]

Yeahhhh U.S.A for me please.

[Shaun]

added you both

[Iceman]

Ireland please

[arista]

I will have Mars

[Tom4784]

Oh, I think I've just thought of a winner *begins to write furiously*

[CharlieO]

who are the judges?? or do the rest of us vote for our favorite?

[Shaun]

there'll be three judges - and the whole forum votes too.

[T*]

Bagsy sweden!

[Shaun]

added you

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

added you

Do you have to sing, or do you post the lyrics?

[Shaun]

you don't have to sing but you can if you want otherwise just post lyrics. (well, PM them to me)

[Shaun]

more participants & some judges plz

[Shaun]

Oh, I haven't picked a country. Hmm. I'll pick North Korea.

[Rob]

So how does this work?

[Iceman]

Oh could I be a judge atually?

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Oh could I be a judge atually?

<_< you can be both if you want. -doesn't want to sacrifice contestants-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Shaun

<_< you can be both if you want. -doesn't want to sacrifice contestants-

[Shaun]

You write a song - whether you sing it, or just write it is up to you. And submit it (by PMing me) under your chosen country. An example entry from last year (Beastie):

The Naughty French Maids:

^^^^^^^^^^
They will be dressed up like this during the first half of performing their song.. LIVE ON EUROVISION!

In the second half of the song they will strip themselves out of the gimp costumes into this..



Dix....... Neuf.......Huit.......Sept.......Six.......Cinq... ....Quatre.......Trois....... Deux.......Un.......
*5 second Instrumental Break*
We want to teach you a little thing or two! *All the girls wink wink*

We want to brush you up with our feather dusters,
Brush, Brush, Brush! *All the girls waft their feather dusters*
We hope you are shaven down there,
NO Bush, Bush, Bush!
We want you to shake your tail feathers,
Shake, Shake, Shake!
And then come all over on us and we,
Take, Take, Take!
Like a piece of cake.... oh yeaaaaaaah! *All the girls wink wink*
*Then Chorus*

Chorus
We want to get down and dirty on you,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Start with the French Kissing then the heavy petting...
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Then with the licky licky and the sucky sucky,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
We will go all the way on this escapade,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And give you a double round of walnut whipping,
Spank, Spank, Spank
This will teach you, this will teach you, this will teach you,
Hell Yeah!
End Chorus

*20 second Instrumental Break - the girls undressing their outfits*

Can you feel it? *One of the girls has close up into the camera*

*20 second Instrumental Break - the girls undressing their outfits*

Brush me up baby on my muff, let’s get,
Rough, Rough, Rough!
It’s our night tonight baby so get me up the,
Duff, Duff, Duff!
Nothing is over until I have had enough and that is,
Tough, Tough, Tough!

We teach you the rules,
You play the game,
Or we will go round and say your dick is lame!
Ooo la la, Ooo la la,
You wouldn’t want that to happen now would ya? *One of the girls has close up into the camera*
Then Chorus x2 followed by...

This will teach you, this will teach you, this will teach you,
Hell Yeah! x5

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Oh and a warning. Lil' Kim Jong-Il is on fiyaaah

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Oh and a warning. Lil' Kim Jong-Il is on fiyaaah

Pfft Gadaffi>

[Iceman]

I'd like to be one but i'll do an entry anyway in case you need more contestants I'll keep it as aback up

[Z]

K-Fo >>>>>

[Beastie]

Please can I be a judge with Iceman?