[Benjamin]

If you had to choose 5 members from TiBB to be in a horror movie with you, who would you choose, what would their role be and how would they be killed?

[King Gizzard]

Originally Posted by God

If you had to choose 5 members from TiBB to be in a horror movie with you, who would you choose, what would their role be and how would they be killed?

Sticks- Priest - Dies when an alter falls on top of him while he is playing risk with Shaun

Shaun - Kung-Fu Master - Plans to save Sticks from the Altermonster, a monster who throws alters at people. Some say he actually is Bruce Lee reincarnated..unfortunately meets his own death when Caitlin accidently fires a bow right into his kidney

Caitlin - Librarian by day, killer by night, one of Shauns companions. They first met in 1998 at a Britney concert, and have been partners ever since. Dies when she attempts to answer a maths question while sitting her A-Levels

LemonJam - Pony breeder - Breeds the ponies that Caitlin and Shaun use to get around. Accidently dies when 7 ponies gang up on him and torture him to death.

Ann - Nun. Turns out to be the altermonster, kills Shaun but then in a bizarre turn of events, thinks life is not worth living anymore after discovering O-Town have split up once and for all, throws herself off a bride.

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Jingle Bellend

Sticks- Priest - Dies when an alter falls on top of him while he is playing risk with Shaun

Shaun - Kung-Fu Master - Plans to save Sticks from the Altermonster, a monster who throws alters at people. Some say he actually is Bruce Lee reincarnated..unfortunately meets his own death when Caitlin accidently fires a bow right into his kidney

Caitlin - Librarian by day, killer by night, one of Shauns companions. They first met in 1998 at a Britney concert, and have been partners ever since. Dies when she attempts to answer a maths question while sitting her A-Levels

LemonJam - Pony breeder - Breeds the ponies that Caitlin and Shaun use to get around. Accidently dies when 7 ponies gang up on him and torture him to death.

Ann - Nun. Turns out to be the altermonster, kills Shaun but then in a bizarre turn of events, thinks life is not worth living anymore after discovering O-Town have split up once and for all, throws herself off a bride.

How rude, I hope Ann didn't disturb the ceremony by doing that..

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

How rude, I hope Ann didn't disturb the ceremony by doing that..

[Shaun]

How am I killed by Caitlin AND Ann? this isn't very well thought-through at all

[King Gizzard]

aT LEAST I'M NOT AMANDA

[King Gizzard]

and thus the Chronicles of LemonJam are born