[Kate!]

Now, contestant number 4 is an absolute stunner....

stand back in admiration for Sebastian Delilah ()



Name: Sebastian Delilah

Age: 29

Physical Description: I have greasy hair and one nostril is bigger than the other but I hope you can see past all that.

Personality Description: I am a sexoholic with no drive in life. I think our current president Gordon Whatshisface is a douchebag. One time when I was 14 my mum chucked me out of the house for rummaging through my sister’s knickers. But I’m a sweetheart really.

Occupation: Male dinnerlady

Favourite Colour: Brown because it reminds me of Burberry

Favourite Season: Summer – because it’s the season of joy

Favourite Food and Drink: The classy stuff they sell at Iceland

Hobbies and Interests: Watching Jeremy Kyle in my undies

Hidden talents?: I am a pro at poetry and my nipples lactate so if we ever had a baby we could take rounds at breastfeeding

Best chat up line: If i was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Music Tastes: N-Dubz & Cher Lloyd

Ideal Woman: A woman who shuts up and does her job in the kitchen.

What made you apply for The Bachelorette? I wanted to try something different with my love life, and explore new depths. I think I’d be a good candidate. But if you want me to be honest I haven’t had a good shag in weeks.

Why should the Bachelorette date you? Cos I’m the shizz

Anything you'd like to add? Fat women were destined for chocolates. Strawberries were destined for cream. I was destined for you <3

[Mitchell]

These chat up lines

[Kate!]

- thinks Mollie may be lost for words when she reads this ^ -

[Maia]

........

[Maia]

Classiest guy so far

[Kate!]

Ready for number 5 then?

[Black Dagger]

SUZY LIKES.

/mybodyisready

Miss Mollie has competition on her hands for this guy.

[Kate!]

Suzy, you're such a tart

[Maia]

#4 is going to be a tough act to follow

[Kate!]

Contender number 5 ... hottie totty!!!

It's Steven Molliemeandyouareonarocket



Chosen Name: Steven Molliemeandyouareonarocket
Age: 19
Physical Description: Six Pack, Decent Hair, Looks very sexy.
Personality Description: Funny guy, Absolute tit and isnt afraid to have a laugh at himself
Occupation: Nose Surgeon
Favourite Colour: Heaven Blue, Cos Mollie came out of the sky and sent me to heaven!
Favourite Season: 4
Favourite Food and Drink: Chocolate and Mollie :L
Hobbies and Interests: I like Skiing, Swimming, Making Chocolate Cake and Spending time with my loved ones
Hidden talents?: I can balance a spoon on my nose
Best chat up line: Is it me, Or have i just been sent to heaven and seen an angel :L
Music Tastes: I love Decent Music, I like whatever Mollie Likes
Ideal Woman: Mollie.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Because I love Mollie
Why should the Bachelorette date you? Because she is Mollie
Anything you'd like to add? Yes, I can pay you a bribe, Mollie.

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, grow a pair.

[Maia]

Bit obsessed this guy

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

Bit obsessed this guy

Guy seems like a legit loony, he'll be locking you in his cellar.

[Maia]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Guy seems like a legit loony, he'll be locking you in his cellar.

Hm....think I will keep Piddles with me for protection

[Kate!]

Would you like to meet contender number 6 Miss Mollie?

[Maia]

I certainly would Kate

[Kate!]

This chap will make you go all tingly and wuzzy....

It's the one and only Fuzzeeeee Dunlop!



Name: Fuzzy Dunlop.
Age: 19.
Physical Description: Average height, large everything else.
Personality Description: Laid back, relaxed, easy going, cool, chilled, calm.
Occupation: Confidential Informant.
Favourite Colour: Green.
Favourite Season: Winter.
Favourite Food and Drink: Drinks in cartons. You know, the sort you get when you go to McDonalds.
Hobbies and Interests: Stake-outs.
Hidden talents?: Going unnoticed.
Best chat up line: "I am Fuzzy Dunlop."
Music Tastes: Anything and everything. Mainly Hip Hop and R&B.
Ideal Woman: 5'8 or shorter. Likes Technology and listening to other peoples conversations.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? I am legal, single, and ready to mingle.
Why should the Bachelorette date you? I'm a nice, slick guy.
Anything you'd like to add? Isn't technology the ****in' bomb?

[Novo]

Are these actually real forum members who have wrote this stuff or just made up? i don't get it

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Novo

Are these actually real forum members who have wrote this stuff or just made up? i don't get it

yes, it's the same format as the Bachelor Novo, they are all actual forum members who have made up a character and will be anonymous throughout the game, Mollie has to choose who to eliminate after each challenge/task. All profiles and pics are made up and chosen by the player, so the more effort they put in the better their chances.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Novo

Are these actually real
forum members who have wrote this stuff or just made up? i don't get it

No its Fakes

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by arista

No its Fakes

don't confuse people Arista

[Kate!]

Anyone standing out from the crowd so far Mollie? Only 3 more to go

[Maia]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Anyone standing out from the crowd so far Mollie? Only 3 more to go

Hm...think Sebastian and Pixter are definite standouts so far, but we shall see what the remaining 3 have to offer

[Maia]

Bit bored by this guy, but he likes technology so that's a thumbs up

[Kate!]

You've already met Delilah, lol, now let me introduce Samson.

Contender number 7....it's Samson Strongman



Name: Samson Strongman.
Age: 20.
Physical Description: Well toned and fit.
Personality Description: Great sense of humour, very outgoing and sociable.
Occupation: FBI operative.
Favourite Colour: Red.
Favourite Season: Summer.
Favourite Food and Drink: Fish and chips, Coke.
Hobbies and Interests: Sports and Pixie Lott.
Hidden talents?:
Best chat up line: You're so hot I've forgotten all my chat up lines.
Music Tastes: Wide and very varied.
Ideal Woman: Pixie Lott.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Who could resist the sexy Bachelorette!
Why should the Bachelorette date you? Because we have the same tastes and I could be her soulmate.
Anything you'd like to add? I Pixie Lott a lot.