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It would probably go ''oink oink squel squel'' at you!
Why so cows drink water yet produce milk |
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because they prefer water to drink
why do people swear |
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Because they have nothnig better to say
why does teh sun go down |
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cos it cant go up
why do people buy water when you can get it out of the tap???????????? |
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Coz the water in the bottle is purer and the water in the tap has chemicals in it.
Why does the world have so many races. |
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ermm cos it would be boring if everyone was in the same race
why are people jealouse of celebrities |
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becuase people get bored of being normal!
why do elephants have long Trunks? .eg
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because they would look silly in a bikini
![]() Why is a rainbow that shape? |
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because it hates to be labelled as "square"
why do people wave?
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becuase they really pick ther bumb just before waving, and its a way of disuising a satisfying insult.
why does Mickey Mouse were gloves? |
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because he's forever commiting murders,and wants to disguise his fingerprints
why do people say hello?? when answering mobile phones with caller ID? |
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becuase there insecure.
Is the necessaity of a Jesta having 3 nobs on his head, due to the King and his audiences, feeling greater than it? ![]() ......... ![]() poor little bloke |
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Okay then.
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Why is it ok then
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Dont know, i am in a daft mood.
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next question
why do men break wind a lot |
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To confirm there territory.
why is there always a hourse in farm porn? |
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is there?
why do we drink alcopops |
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So that i would get there taste buds ticking.
Why do birds fly and Penguins and Orstriches dont. |
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becuase we'll shoot them down, as an ostriche in the air will scare the crap out of me!
why is the devil red? |
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![]() ![]() cos he is hotwhy dowomen wear make up |
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