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Old 03-08-2013, 08:25 AM #1
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Did you get to see her badly packed kebab?
 
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I would like to.
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Footage from last night - Simple minds runs into the girl from the chippy on the way home from the pub

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Footage from last night - Simple minds runs into the girl from the chippy on the way home from the pub

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Phwoooaaar I tell you she looks a lot better on that vid than she does in real life, I didn't think she could get any sexier.

After that spot of pointing we went round the back of Asda and copped it off over the loading bays. The hydraulic lifter helped me get her into position.
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you do make me laugh, fair play
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you do make me laugh, fair play
Aha I knew you fancied me.

Don't act like its not true i know you've been undressing the screen with your eyes.
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Aha I knew you fancied me.

Don't act like its not true i know you've been undressing the screen with your eyes.
That's not you in your avatar?



Well that is a shocking revelation I must say
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SM..... I think she's trying to tell you something...

spoilering this cos its rather crude

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KebabMouth BlowJob

A blowjob in which the giver of the BJ has a mouth full of kebab meat, and maybe some pita bread and salad.

Lads, I got this amazing KebabMouth Blowjob off this fat bird outside the chippy the other night!


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SM..... I think she's trying to tell you something...

spoilering this cos its rather crude



Ahahaha that's hilarious, wonder what's worse. Cock breath or kebab breath


I like how the user adds salad, after a while there will be salad cream for it!
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Ahahaha that's hilarious, wonder what's worse. Cock breath or kebab breath


I like how the user adds salad, after a while there will be salad cream for it!
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You know, I've never once had salad cream on a salad


I realise we're not actually talking about salad cream


I want salad cream






not that kind of salad cream
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You know, I've never once had salad cream on a salad


I realise we're not actually talking about salad cream


I want salad cream






not that kind of salad cream
I'm confused, which salad cream do you want?
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You know, I've never once had salad cream on a salad


I realise we're not actually talking about salad cream


I want salad cream






not that kind of salad cream
Calm yourself you slut
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Just want some salad cream, what's a guy to do
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Just want some salad cream, what's a guy to do
I wouldn't go exclaiming that too loudly to be honest.


If you do, and somebody says to you 'i've got some you can have, if you help me toss my salad' always say NO

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I wouldn't go exclaiming that too loudly to be honest.


If you do, and somebody says to you 'i've got some you can have, if you help me toss my salad' always say NO
It's like a 2013 version of stranger danger
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I have never tried salad cream.

This is a serious reply, I don't like the look of it. I don't like sauces at all really, I like gravy and that is all.
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I have never tried salad cream.

This is a serious reply, I don't like the look of it. I don't like sauces at all really, I like gravy and that is all.
Get your seriousness off my thread now Kate or I will pull up a post you made earlier and make it look like something you didn't mean.
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Well she gave you her kebab so yes.
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Ask her next time, 'do you like medium or large meat '.
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I'll play the chip shop girl.

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Nice one, are you partial to a spot of nudity? You know for the audience, not me.
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Nice one, are you partial to a spot of nudity? You know for the audience, not me.
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