[Z]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

omg this thread!

[Verbal]

It burns when I pee, should I shoot water up my urethra ?

Originally Posted by CynicalHermit

It burns when I pee, should I shoot water up my urethra ?

No - just put some ******ing peas on it.

[Niamh.]

[smudgie]

Keep it under a cold tap for 10 mins or so.
Do not put ice on, do not put cream on it.
Wrap it in cling film, it will protect it from infection, keep it on a few days the blisters should sort themselves out.
If in doubt, or excessive pain get to a doctors.

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

No - just put some ******ing peas on it.

But it burns...oh never mind

[Benjamin]

I'm assuming you haven;t gone to A & E. You should, if it gets infected you'll be worse off for it and it can leave some serious skin damage if left unattended properly.

[Lee.]

You're supposed to piss on oil burns

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by Lee.

You're supposed to piss on oil burns

Pretty sure thats Jellyfish, but ok

[Verbal]

Jellyfish stings, i'm not advising you to piss on an actual Jellyfish

[the truth]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

I've just burnt myself with hot oil on my left forearm. I basically slipped with sausages in a baking try and it pured down my arm in probably a 3" square. It ******ing kills and is blistering up already. I also have a tennis ball sized burn on my foot from the spillage

Because it was oil, do I have to clean it before I put cream on it, because it's too painful to clean. I only have Savlon to put on it, so is that going to do the trick, or do I need something else?

crikey I burnt myself with a hot water bottle last year....went straight to the hospital....they said it wasn't major and they washed it and put some creams on it and some kind of mesh that would kill any germs....they then sent nurses to my house twice a week for a few weeks as I had my leg in plaster....1 of them was molten hot too, but she didn't notice my boner.
hope this helps and good luck

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by the truth

crikey I burnt myself with a hot water bottle last year....went straight to the hospital....they said it wasn't major and they washed it and put some creams on it and some kind of mesh that would kill any germs....they then sent nurses to my house twice a week for a few weeks as I had my leg in plaster....1 of them was molten hot too, but she didn't notice my boner.
hope this helps and good luck

[the truth]

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Burns-a...Treatment.aspx

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

I have baking trays with a slight slope so the fat runs out to the edges. Cooked them like that, So I could leave them in the oven, turn them once, then eat, rather than mess around with a grill.

They are big, hearty sausages, so easier to make sure they are cooked through in the oven.

..why didn't you barbecue them, it's lovely outside..?...

Originally Posted by Lee.

You're supposed to piss on oil burns

What you've done there, is mix oil burns and your face up.

[AnnieK]

The cling film trick works with oil burns I think. My friend had a chip pan fire and three the chip pan outside after she had put the fire out and oil splash all up her legs. She went to a and e and they checked for what degree burns and put cling film round it. Be careful when taking it off though as you can take the skin with it.

Originally Posted by Ammi

..why didn't you barbecue them, it's lovely outside..?...

BBQ's and 3rd floor living don't seem to agree with each other. BBQ's are even worse than grills for cooking things all the way through.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

BBQ's and 3rd floor living don't seem to agree with each other. BBQ's are even worse than grills for cooking things all the way through.

..how does it look now..?..

Originally Posted by the truth

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Burns-a...Treatment.aspx

Thanks for that. I think I'm going to make it.

I don't take painkillers though so I'll just have to go with it.

Originally Posted by Ammi

..how does it look now..?..

Same as the pic on page 2.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

Same as the pic on page 2.

If it's not better tomorrow you should get it looked at.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

I've just burnt myself with hot oil on my left forearm. I basically slipped with sausages in a baking try and it pured down my arm in probably a 3" square. It ******ing kills and is blistering up already. I also have a tennis ball sized burn on my foot from the spillage

Because it was oil, do I have to clean it before I put cream on it, because it's too painful to clean. I only have Savlon to put on it, so is that going to do the trick, or do I need something else?

Go to hospital ,Don't put crčme on it.

[the truth]

bite the bullet and go to a and e, it should be quieter later in the evening too
Theyd be delighted to see Jesus there

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by the truth

bite the bullet and go to a and e, it should be quieter later in the evening too
Theyd be delighted to see Jesus there

..LOL..I don't know, maybe not this Jesus..?..

[Z]

Oh you're one of those people who avoids medicine and medical services at all costs. One of my close friends is like that. He'd never taken a paracetamol until two years ago.