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28-06-2017, 06:38 PM
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Brilliant thread.
My first good giggle all week. Much needed. |
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29-06-2017, 04:45 PM
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What do you call a big pile of cats?
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29-06-2017, 04:48 PM
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My boss announced he's gonna fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me. |
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29-06-2017, 04:49 PM
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I've started a new job as a church bell ringer
It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes! |
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29-06-2017, 04:52 PM
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Sod orf
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I went for a job as a forklift driver, the guy said how much experience do you have?
I said none, but I'm sure I'll pick it up quickly |
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29-06-2017, 04:55 PM
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Sod orf
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My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with cats
She's kicking meeeowt |
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29-06-2017, 04:57 PM
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Sod orf
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Apparently Jonathan Ross only goes to rugby matches to play pranks on people
He loves Twickenham |
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29-06-2017, 05:00 PM
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Sod orf
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The doctor has diagnosed me with 70s fever
It flares up now and then |
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29-06-2017, 05:02 PM
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Sod orf
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I've been teaching Hobbits how to play cricket
Bilbo is good at catching, but he can't really Frodo |
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29-06-2017, 05:04 PM
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Sod orf
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If you're here for the yodelling lesson
Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue |
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29-06-2017, 05:05 PM
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Sod orf
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If you see someone doing a crossword
Lean over and say 7 up is lemonade |
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29-06-2017, 08:48 PM
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06-09-2017, 06:48 PM
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A great thief
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Quote:
__________________
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30-06-2017, 03:47 PM
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Sod orf
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How do Mexicans stay warm?
They use chickens for heaters |
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30-06-2017, 03:47 PM
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Sod orf
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If you are dating a dominatrix, never suggest it's time to hit the sack.
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30-06-2017, 03:48 PM
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Sod orf
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What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?
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30-06-2017, 03:51 PM
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George & Alexis Warr!
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how long is a chinese
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30-06-2017, 04:06 PM
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The voice of reason
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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30-06-2017, 05:34 PM
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Sod orf
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I couldn't sleep last night, so I went to the beach with my dinghy.
I soon drifted off |
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03-07-2017, 10:35 PM
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Sod orf
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I found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters
It's only shift work |
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03-07-2017, 10:42 PM
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Sod orf
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A man dressed as an egg has tried to gain entry into Wimbledon today.
He was quickly whisked away by security and beaten. |
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03-07-2017, 10:43 PM
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Sod orf
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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04-07-2017, 08:37 PM
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Sod orf
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I just had an argument with a mascot in McDonalds.
What a clown |
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04-07-2017, 08:38 PM
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Sod orf
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I once made a belt out of ten pound notes.
Turns out it was just a waist of money |
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06-07-2017, 11:42 PM
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Sod orf
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What do you call a man with no shins?
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