[Crimson Dynamo]

I asked my Goldfish Django why he was considering going trans and he replied

"Just for the Halibut"

[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I asked my Goldfish Django why he was considering going trans and he replied

"Just for the Halibut"

Really? He told me it was so that he could access female bathrooms!

He might have you fooled, but salmon to him. I've had enough of his carp.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Really? He told me it was so that he could access female bathrooms!

He might have you fooled, but salmon to him. I've had enough of his carp.

Flush him down the loo!

In a male loo!

[Brillopad]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Really? He told me it was so that he could access female bathrooms!

He might have you fooled, but salmon to him. I've had enough of his carp.

Nice to see you taking it so seriously TS - luckily for you - you don’t have to!

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Brillopad

Nice to see you taking it so seriously TS - luckily for you - you don’t have to!

I don't see any fish puns at all in that post Brillo. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

[Brillopad]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

I don't see any fish puns at all in that post Brillo. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I have already made my fish contribution.

[arista]

Yes its possible
on the Californian coast.

[bots]

Is this the sole cause or is it a red herring? I'm sure Alex Salmon and Nicola Sturgeon will be very concerned

[RichardG]

we love a serious debate

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by RichardG

we love a serious debate

I feel like I should move it given the replies, but then...even this section needs cheering up a bit from time to time.

(Sorry for no fish puns, puns are really not my specialty)

[Maru]

Originally Posted by RichardG

we love a serious debait

[Withano]

Its an interesting story, but what are the implications? How many more fish will adapt their gender due to their environment? Are they capable of turning them back? And are we sure this is the reason? Creatures like dolphins get protective of certain species of female fish, so perhaps its evolutionarily beneficial for these fish? Saying that, there will be an increase of fish eggs in the atmosphere which is also food for creatures like dolphins, so it is possible there was some sort of commutative process, and the whole thing could have actually been done on porpoise.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Withano

Its an interesting story, but what are the implications? How many more fish will adapt their gender due to their environment? Are they capable of turning them back? And are we sure this is the reason? Creatures like dolphins get protective of certain species of female fish, so perhaps its evolutionarily beneficial for these fish? Saying that, there will be an increase of fish eggs in the atmosphere which is also food for creatures like dolphins, so it is possible there was some sort of commutative process, and the whole thing could have actually been done on porpoise.

can you be a bit more pacific?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Withano

Its an interesting story, but what are the implications? How many more fish will adapt their gender due to their environment? Are they capable of turning them back? And are we sure this is the reason? Creatures like dolphins get protective of certain species of female fish, so perhaps its evolutionarily beneficial for these fish? Saying that, there will be an increase of fish eggs in the atmosphere which is also food for creatures like dolphins, so it is possible there was some sort of commutative process, and the whole thing could have actually been done on porpoise.

I was hooked by the gravity of it all then - WHAM - the pun at the end.