[Blue cat]

We had a teacher who used to grunt when he opened the window and then look really pleased with himself and he was talking to another teacher in the corridor and he was pelvic thrusting in front of her. He used to walk into the classroom with a power mad grin on his face.

[LemonJam]

Not much happened at my school. Once when school Assembly was on and I skipped it to work on some art and I walked in on two goth kids having sex in the Art classroom, walked out and never told anyone (until now I guess?)

[Glenn.]

Our P.E teacher was having a fling with a year 11. She came in pissed up one day and revealed told, well screamed it to everybody. It was a scandal!

[Mitchell]

This guy at my school was dealing drugs round the school, fast forward a few years and his sisters in EastEnders, ghastly family

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

This guy at my school was dealing drugs round the school, fast forward a few years and his sisters in EastEnders, ghastly family

Omg spill

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Omg spill

Maybe I would’ve had all you feckers placed me higher than 46

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Maybe I would’ve had all you feckers placed me higher than 46

you gave you 9 votes so maybe you could tell me?

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

This guy at my school was dealing drugs round the school, fast forward a few years and his sisters in EastEnders, ghastly family

[Denver]

Not Tiffs bro

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Not Tiffs bro

Na, not Tiffany, although I once saw her having a hissy fit in Sainsbury’s and performing outside an estate agents for a crowd of 7 people.

My old head teacher fancies me I think (who can blame him) and kept asking me if I’d guessed he was gay a few years back

[Denver]

Who is this sister

[user104658]

1) Fairly standard one... the music teacher (not employed by the school specifically, he taught brass instruments at every high school in the area) was banging a 17 year old pupil. It was a complicated one because he was an "outside contractor" (it wasn't his main career) and she wasn't underage, etc, but he definitely wasn't allowed to teach trumpet in schools any more

2) A guy in the year above me inadvertently told everyone that he frequently shagged his dog, believing this to be totally normal. Like he just... said it... in everyday conversation... like "lol u know when you're shagging your dog and..." thinking it was just like having a wank . People thought he was joking, and then when it became clear he wasn't, some other kid kicked the living **** out of him right there and then.


3) This one was my personal favourite. Two teachers from the same department at my high school, in their 50's, had been together for decades and seemed totally happily married... then he had an affair with a supply teacher in her 20's and somehow the entire school found out about it. They got divorced but both of them carried on working at the school, two rooms along from each other, and sometimes they'd have to go into each others rooms to get materials / textbooks etc and it the atmosphere was like ICE! amazing.

[bots]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

1) Fairly standard one... the music teacher (not employed by the school specifically, he taught brass instruments at every high school in the area) was banging a 17 year old pupil. It was a complicated one because he was an "outside contractor" (it wasn't his main career) and she wasn't underage, etc, but he definitely wasn't allowed to teach trumpet in schools any more

Was he getting the pupils to blow his horn?

[user104658]

Oh I thought of another!

A kid a few years below me got expelled for wanking under a table and jizzing all over everyone's schoolbags.

[GiRTh]

Actually I now remember that one guy is now in Maidstone Prison for life for raping and killing an 8 years old girl. Somehow I think I'd blocked it out over the years cuz I knew the guy quite well.

[Natalie.]

My music teacher was found in the music cupboard with a year 11

[GiRTh]

Always the music teacher.

[Greg!]

Also why is like every single music teacher a peado/weirdo nnn

[Jason.]

Oh just saw Riley's post.

[Jason.]

Dark humour moment got the better of me?

[Gstar]

Too many to tell

[LaLaLand]

The greatest thread on TiBB confirmed?

[glibberglobber]

A car crashed into my school

[LaLaLand]

OH my old Welsh teacher (she was literally employed for about 10 weeks) had a breakdown, threw a metal double pencil sharpener (those hefty ones) at my friend's head and got the sack.

She now can be found walking around town giving out leaflets about the end of the world trying to get you to repent.

[Matthew.]

there was a boy in my politics class who was on the sex offender’s register