[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by montblanc

bye wot i loved that one

YOU would

[Moniqua]

Originally Posted by brat.

sis should stick to hosting

[Mitchell]

Jake and Beth Tweddle
With Every Heartbeat by Robyn

Mont - 7
Luke - 6
Marsh - 5.5
Ross - 7
Ant - 4

Total - 29.5

Ant - the song is too erratic! EV-ER-EE HEART-BEATT! YOU'RE NOT TAP DANCING DARLING YOU'RE BALANACING ON KNIVES ON ROCK HARD ICE! I appreciate you didn't try to be overzealous like many others this round but it was sort of boring. At least the ambitious people were interesting!

Ross - We love the performance of the series in show one! Torvill and Dean WHO?


Brat and Melody are the next couple

[brat.]

mine not being t'onleh one ant loved

[Wizard.]

WOW, a 9! Thank you! Marsh and Ross can eat ****.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Not Luke to be fired after one show

We love Kelly Brook

I'm Geri Halliwell. Only paid for one day but shows up for free every day after.

[brat.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Brat and Melody are the next couple

whew she's coming

[Mitchell]

Brat and Melody Thornton
Fly by Nicki Minaj

Mont - 7
Luke - 5.5
Marsh - 4
Ross - 3.5
Ant - 4

Total - 24

Luke - It was good for week 1 but it lacked personality, i would have liked to see you do a fun performance

Ross - Did you even touch the ice luvvie, too much flying around! You're not Pink!


Our penultimate couple are our scottish legends Matthew and Aggie!

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Marsh - Lovely face.

Thank you

[Mitchell]

Matthew and Aggie McKenzie
Crazy In Love by Beyoncé

Mont - 8
Luke - 6
Marsh - 6
Ross - 6.5
Ant - 5

Total - 31.5

Marsh - Wow, you blasted out of that tunnel and flew across the ice faster than Heather Mills' leg. Good effort.

Ross - Gemma did it better hun but a good attempt!

Finally it’s Nicky and Didi!

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Serving Jason abusing contestants for no reason

RileyH biting "STOP SELLING STORIES ON ME ANT!!" and then flopping FACE FIRST into cold hard ice in the next round?

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Ross - Did you even touch the ice luvvie, too much flying around! You're not Pink!

[Mitchell]

(You ****ing wait)

[brat.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

it lacked personality, i would have liked to see you do a fun performance

Did you even touch the ice luvvie, too much flying around! You're not Pink!!

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

WOW, a 9! Thank you! Marsh and Ross can eat ****.

We gave you more than Ant did, but if that's your attitude.

[SherzyK]

Matthew sleighing the game

[Moniqua]

[LukeB]

Nicky's song...i should have known

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Ross - Did you even touch the ice luvvie, too much flying around! You're not Pink!

[brat.]

Originally Posted by Moniqua

now sissy that walk

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Moniqua

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

We gave you more than Ant did, but if that's your attitude.

He gave me a 9 you pillock.

[Mitchell]

Nicky and Didi Conn
Flying The Flag by Scooch

Mont - 8
Luke - 2.5
Marsh - 2
Ross - 4
Ant - 3

Total - 19.5

Luke - Well that was something....it was a bit cringe at times

Ant - what the ****

Marsh - It may only be week 1, but the series isn't long enough for this travesty to be improved upon in any meaningful way. Really disappointing. You looked like roadkill being dragged up the motorway.

Now for the leaderboard!
(Once I’ve typed it up)

[Wizard.]

NOT scooch

[Moniqua]

Originally Posted by montblanc

shoulda fookin guessed you'd hate mine considering your a RAGING homophobe who expresses their detest for drag queens daily

SHAME on you montblanc!