[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Nawt Jeff Probst speaking to Fleur East and Samira from Love Island every night

I honestly couldn’t be arsed to pick a British host and thought as Jeff Probst is running Survivor USA into the ground, he could revive Survivor UK by throwing someone off Love Island 3 years ago, a random C5 BB Housemate and Jenna Coleman into a Bornean Jungle to make them compete in challenges

[Morgan.]

Episode 1 Power Rankings
1. George Shelley
2. Laura Carter
3. James Hill
4. Jenna Coleman
5. Lewis Bloor
6. Shereen CutKelvin
7. Sonny Jay
8. Stormy Daniels
9. Scarlett Moffatt
10. Emma Willis
11. Fleur East
12. Harry Reid
13. Louis Smith
14. Ned Porteous
15. Samira Mighty
16. Ed Gamble

^^ This is no reflection on the outcome of the game, just updating how likely/unlikely each celebrity is of winning based on their ‘edit’

[Morgan.]

Episode 2 Power Rankings
1st - George Shelley
2nd - Laura Carter
3rd - Sonny Jay
4th - Stormy Daniels
5th - James Hill
6th - Jenna Coleman
7th - Lewis Bloor
8th - Shereen CutKelvin
9th - Scarlett Moffatt
10th - Fleur East
11th - Harry Reid
12th - Louis Smith
13th - Ned Porteous
14th - Samira Mighty
15th - Emma Willis

^^ This is no reflection on the outcome of the game, just updating how likely/unlikely each celebrity is of winning based on their ‘edit’

[Morgan.]

Episode 3 Power Rankings
1st - Laura Carter
2nd - George Shelley
3rd - Sonny Jay
4th - James Hill
5th - Jenna Coleman
6th - Lewis Bloor
7th - Shereen CutKelvin
8th - Stormy Daniels
9th - Scarlett Moffatt
10th - Louis Smith
11th - Fleur East
12th - Harry Reid
13th - Ned Porteous
14th - Samira Mighty

^^ This is no reflection on the outcome of the game, just updating how likely/unlikely each celebrity is of winning based on their ‘edit’

[Morgan.]

Episode 4 Power Rankings
1st - Laura Carter
2nd - George Shelley
3rd - Sonny Jay
4th - James Hill
5th - Jenna Coleman
6th - Shereen CutKelvin
7th - Stormy Daniels
8th - Lewis Bloor
9th - Fleur East
10th - Harry Reid
11th - Ned Porteous
12th - Scarlett Moffatt
13th - Samira Mighty

^^ This is no reflection on the outcome of the game, just updating how likely/unlikely each celebrity is of winning based on their ‘edit’

[Morgan.]

The current highlight is Laura Carter being the second favourite to win despite being the least famous celebrity, a 9th Placed Channel 5 BB Housemate who’s series averaged 1.6m

[Morgan.]

Just finished reading though the full simulation properly and ...... it’s a scream

[MB.]

Stormy Daniels purple rocks out James Hill?

[Morgan.]

Let’s see how our celebrities fare with today’s double challenge

[MB.]

-insert obligatory "James Hill could get a map to my local waterhole!" comment here-

[MB.]

Brian Dowling's impact!

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Brian Dowling's impact!

I can’t believe he payed Jeff Probst to rig the ballot!

[Nicky91]

Shereen, Stormy slaying so far, twice in a row on winning team

[Barry.]

All the real stars going first. Shame.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Barry.

All the real stars going first. Shame.

Laura Carter is still in?

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Laura Carter is still in?

Tea

[Morgan.]

Louis Smith and Scarlett Moffatt bond slightly.

[Morgan.]

The behaviour of Stormy Daniels is rubbing her tribe the wrong way.

[Morgan.]

Samira Mighty and Scarlett Moffatt have a major fight.

[Mitchell]

Robbed

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Robbed

Don’t blame me, Stormy’s contract stated she was to spend no longer than a week in Borneo

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Morgan.

Don’t blame me, Stormy’s contract stated she was to spend no longer than a week in Borneo

Classy bitch