[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

lol

Gwyneth Paltrow aids Astronomer post-CEO scandal with satirical video
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/gwy...HC375TUZTVYK4/

Coldplay singer Chris Martin’s ex Gwyneth Paltrow became a “temporary spokesperson” for Astronomer after its former chief executive was caught allegedly having an affair with another employee.

Andy Byron, the married chief executive of software company Astronomer, was publicly outed cosying up to his co-worker Kristin Cabot after footage of them caught in an embrace at the concert went viral around the world.

Byron has since resigned from his high-profile role while Cabot, who is also married, has also left the company.

Now, in a bid to deflect from the negative press, Astronomer has given a satirical response with the help of Oscar winner Paltrow, who says she has been hired on a “very temporary basis” to represent the “more than 300 employees” at the company.

She said she had been asked to answer some serious questions the world has had for the company since Coldplaygate.

Also the HR lady that was caught with the CEO has also now been fired and there were pap shots of her watering her lawn with her wedding ring missing..

Astronomer HR exec Kristin Cabot seen for first time without her wedding ring as she resigns over Coldplay kiss cam scandal
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...m-scandal.html

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But the fallen HR head appeared more focused on the health of her plants than her marriage when she was spotted for the first time back at her $2.2million home on Wednesday.

Well, yes, DM... she's busy watering her lawn and not paying attention to you... did you expect her to be having a fight with the soon-to-be ex-husband on the front lawn?

[arista]

Yes, both have gone from their jobs,
now.

[Parmy]

I'd hire her, as I brought the bubbles out my bottom drawer to celebrate with her.