[farhad]

Originally posted by Matt

The fact that the quote was about Paris Hilton was probably why he was quick to put down the thread...

I didn't know he was a fan of paris hilton, I like her too, but just couldn't resist when nikki said that.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by farhad
OMG, it took that long notice.

Just didn't consider it a talent until I looked up the definition of the word.

We all know she is very talented in annoying people. That is why she was voted the second Most Annoying Person Of 2006.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon

Just didn't consider it a talent until I looked up the definition of the word.

We all know she is very talented in annoying people. That is why she was voted the second Most Annoying Person Of 2006.

Russel brand is also talented in annoying way.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by farhad
Russel brand is also talented in annoying way.

Russell is talented, funny and annoying at times.

Nikki is just childish, irritating and annoying all the time.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon

Russell is talented, funny and annoying at times.

Nikki is just childish, irritating and annoying all the time.

Russel is also childish and imature, but i still find him funny and talented, Nikki is also childish, fun, mature, and is a great reporter in BBLB, 80% say she is, and she has won other awards apart from BB NA.

[Red Moon]

What is mature about Nikki?

She even admits she has tantrums and three year olds have tantrums not mature adults.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
What is mature about Nikki?

She even admits she has tantrums and three year olds have tantrums not mature adults.

Well you cant base that on hertalent, she throws tantrum in her spear time, but once she is given assignment, she becomes professional and sounds mature and does her job perfectly, and looks like a different nikki.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by farhad
once she is given assignment, he becomes professional and sounds mature and does her job perfectly.

And how many times did it take her to get it right when they showed the out takes on BBLM the other day?

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon

And how many times did it take her to get it right when they showed the out takes on BBLM the other day?

Her delivery is perfect, if they dont edit parts where she has to practise, but thats BB for you, they like her tantrums, but take those edit away, she delivers it in confident way, try those three clips where she does get her lines right at the beginning.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbMEbbESMo

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
What is mature about Nikki?

She even admits she has tantrums and three year olds have tantrums not mature adults.

Even if you watch News reporters, they have to practise thier script before get it right, same for nikki.

[Red Moon]

But Russell Brand does BBBM live, he doesn't need to practice he just gets on with it. That is why he works well as a presenter.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
But Russell Brand does BBBM live, he doesn't need to practice he just gets on with it. That is why he works well as a presenter.

Some parts are scripted, but he does it well.

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad

Some parts are scripted, but he does it well.

The word 'scripted' hardly carrys any meaning nowdays. Most stand ups write their show before hand before going out and performing it. Same with Russel. Its whats written and how its acted out on stage is what must translate sucessfully also.

Russel also improvises loads with the crows and we have hours , weeks and years of Big Mouth viewing to draw conclusions form.

Your drawing the most minute of conclusions from a couple of minuets of air time saying lines OTHER PEOPLE WROTE FOR HER and pizza ads!!!

[Captain.Remy]

Of course everything has been written before ! Sometimes it sounds so fake !

[Red Moon]

Here is another Nikki quote:

'oh my god, i have pins and needles in my hands...it feels like my very first orgasm!''

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

[Captain.Remy]

Is that like an orgasm ? I have to say mine is more explosive too !!

[Stu]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Here is another Nikki quote:

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

Its not the pins and needles part that bothers me , its the hands part. My romance explosions tend to occur below the waist...

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stu
Its not the pins and needles part that bothers me , its the hands part. My romance explosions tend to occur below the waist...

May be she is just confused about which bit the pleasure was coming from?

[Stu]

I shudder to hear what noises she makes while having - well , nevermind.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Here is another Nikki quote:

Don't know what that say's about her sex life but mine are a bit more explosive.

Cheers mate, that was another one of nikki's classic quotes

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad

Cheers mate, that was another one of nikki's classic quotes

Physical limitations on the human orgasm aside , this brings the total in this thread somewhere under the big 10 mark.

Shes a comic genius!!!

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stu
I shudder to hear what noises she makes while having - well , nevermind.

Well if it's like pins and needles not much noise at all.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu

Physical limitations on the human orgasm aside , this brings the total in this thread somewhere under the big 10 mark.

Shes a comic genius!!!

I remeber when i had my first orgasm, was in the exam hall.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu

Physical limitations on the human orgasm aside , this brings the total in this thread somewhere under the big 10 mark.

Shes a comic genius!!!

Nikki: "Everybody loves me. Except the odd bastard. But they're just wrong you know"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornchips
George on Shahbaz "He is like an annoying child ... but with a bigger vocabulary"

1. Nikki about Dawn "She is doing it to create amniosity"

2. Oh the amniosity word. Especially when she was saying;

"It's called amniosity."

There's nothing as funny as mispronunciation when someone is trying to be serious- it was pure Del Boy

[farhad]

Lea: "They have all paired off!"

Nikki: "That Grace, she hasn't paired off, she's triplicated"