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1.Old people who moan about the younger generation: Does my head in, not all young people are the same so stop moaning.
2. Small talk: When people talk to you for no reason ie someone you would never speak to ever, it's like, what do you want? I'm all for being pleasant etc but I dont care what you're doing at your weekend or where your going on holiday so **** off and leave me alone. 3.When people say "oh people in Africa could eat that", when you dont finish your food. No they couldn't, they are in Africa, and I dont wan't my food so what? 4 Going out and getting stopped by police, when they want to sniff a bottle of IRN BRU you have (yes irn bru not actual alcohol), its like um **** off it's my juice I dont want your effing nose in it. 5. People who have nits. YUCK, i know everyone gets them but after a while you have to realise you have them and It makes me feel ill. |
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People who complain about people complaining about people who complain Joking
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Unwashed people: Buy some soap for **** sake.
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Joking. hahahaha (I actually was joking though) |
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Smelly people who always sit close to me when I take the bus - even though there's only a handful of people on it. This is why I hate public transport.
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A) Have a lot of **** going on in their life at the moment , in which case why are you on an internet forum. B) Joking. Out of nowhere. Serious argument? No , no , no! Tricked you! Here! I even brought a smiley to prove it! |
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I tend to use a smiley at the end of my sarcastic post to denote half-joking-whole-earnest. This tricks the recipient into believing that I didn't mean anything nasty, when in fact, usually I do.
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Actually I have to add another one, I hate Homophobic people, I dont understand why they feel the need to be so against gay people, its the year 2008 not year 1908
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Was the year 1908 not good for homosexuals?
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If anyone wants to see everything I hate, I'm probably in a facebook group which exclaims that I hate them.
Anti-Groups include Scouting for Girls, The Hoosiers, Kelvin MacKenzie, Mohamed al Fayed, the Liberal Democrats, the BNP, Ant and Dec, Noel Fielding, Barack Obama, Che Guevara, Heather Mills, Ashley Cole... |
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Oh you didn't just put Scouting For Girls and The Hoosiers into that list did you?
I might have to resort to a jokey post followed by a smiley to diffuse the evil. |
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Okay. Here is a simple one. Everyday common ignorance.
I mentioned to a friend the other day that I might wake up an extra hour early , six in the morning , from now on [if I had the willpower]. The friend then flew into an outrage , and demanded to know just how a human being was going to climb this mountain of a task. The friend was also baffled as to why I wanted to wake at six. Apparently , sixty extra minuets in what is an already short enough day was not a good enough reason to convince him that I was making a well informed desicion. It really irked me off. Everybody acted as though I had two sets of ****ing eyes , just because I wanted to do something a little unconventional for people my age and wake an extra hour early. Moral of the story , ****ed if I know. The alarm clock was shoved off the table. What proceeded was a groggy , early morning , stoned slacker of a Mr. T routine. ''I aint waking up at no six , fool!'' |
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a guy in our class STINKS of sweat its horrible |
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It begs the question: Do you sleep in your jewels?
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The Hoosiers for their annoying adverts telling me to buy their CD, when I wouldn't as it's a sack of shite anyway. And SFG because their idea of a chorus is repeating the same line over and over again. |
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There is no excuse for bad personal hygiene.
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