[Noel]

DEZZY FINDS IT "HARD" TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

Dezzy, infamous for his role in the game show, Elimination, has admitted to experiencing late night erections. A close source to the TiBB member told us of his pesty mightnight arousals, and how it distracts him from his beauty sleep.

"It's just becoming too much for him. At first, he thought it was because of all the viagra he has been taking, but he stopped a few months ago and it is still happening very frequently."

"He is a tired wreck in the mornings now. Deprived of sleep, he can be a bit grumpy."

Dezzy has been advised by friends to see a physical therapist or even try hypnotism to cure him of the embarrassing annoyances, but one friend had an alternative approach in mind.

"We all know what we do when this type of thing happens. Maybe Dezzy should try it."

[Tom4784]

CHEWY IN JOB LOSS SHOCKER!

A few minutes after losing his divorce battle with Nicky, Chewy has been axed by Corrie for not having enough storylines. Chewy is said to be heartbroken and angry. However it's not all bad news as I'm a Celebrity, Dancing on Ice, Celeb Big Brother and Cirque De Celebrite are all eager to sign him up.

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Dezzy
CHEWY IN JOB LOSS SHOCKER!

A few minutes after losing his divorce battle with Nicky, Chewy has been axed by Corrie for not having enough storylines. Chewy is said to be heartbroken and angry. However it's not all bad news as I'm a Celebrity, Dancing on Ice, Celeb Big Brother and Cirque De Celebrite are all eager to sign him up.

Aww diddums

I can turn Corrie back on now anyways xD

[Noel]

OOH. I was a bit late, wasn't I? lol.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Dezzy
CHEWY IN JOB LOSS SHOCKER!

A few minutes after losing his divorce battle with Nicky, Chewy has been axed by Corrie for not having enough storylines. Chewy is said to be heartbroken and angry. However it's not all bad news as I'm a Celebrity, Dancing on Ice, Celeb Big Brother and Cirque De Celebrite are all eager to sign him up.

Celeb Scissor Hands...?

[Sam]

Originally posted by Dezzy

Don't forget your official TIBB Star title of 'Wailing Bride'

And i'm 'TiBB Host Sam'

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Chewy
Dezzy and Angiebabe in affair shocker



Google images revealed today that Dezzy's car was parked outside
the Fish and Duck, Angies local pub
A source says "Its true what you say"


Reporter: David Chew

ahem, I might of missed this but thank god my solicitor didnt, oh this might just pay for my holiday now when I sue the pants of Chewy

[Scarlett.]

Looool

[Sam]

TiBB Host and Swinger Wailing Bride reunite for 'Celeb Big Bro'

Sicky fans everywhere will be delighted to hear that TiBB Host, Sam and ex girlfriend Nicky Chew will be re-united once again as they return for Celebrity Big Brother this January.

The Wailing Bride Nicky, who has previously been on Cirque de Celebrity and I'm a Celebrity... Get me out of here!, has reportedly signed a six figure deal to appear on the show fronted by Davina McCall. However true to his jealous bad boy reputation, Sam, ex TiBB Apprentice host, has begged producers to let him of the show.

A source stated "Nickyy and Sam hate each other, and putting them in the most famous house in Britain together should be brilliant!." They added "Who knows? We might even see a reunion for the couple, or perhaps evan a death!"

Also in the line up are, Geri Halliwell (Spice Girl), Fiona Phillips (Ex GMTV presenter) and TiBB pop star Bradley!, who had several top twenty hits in the 90's.

The TiBB Star can also confirm that Angiebabe will still appear on the show, dispite inital fan protests.

[DamonJ]

Leona snubs Sam

Leona Lewis snubbed a fan while masturbating outside Wembley Stadium yesterday.

Leona, who won the talent show 'X-Factor', turned Sam away while masturbating, however she offered to come back to his house when she had finished for a night-cap.

Leona has been put back in her cage.

[Jen]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Leona snubs Sam

Leona Lewis snubbed a fan while masturbating outside Wembley Stadium yesterday.

Leona, who won the talent show 'X-Factor', turned Sam away while masturbating, however she offered to come back to his house when she had finished for a night-cap.

Leona has been put back in her cage.

LOLOOOLOLOL

[Sam]

[Noel]

SAM GETS MAJOR BOOB JOB

To boost his image, and stengthen his Page 3 modelling career, Sam, of TiBB's Apprentice fame, has decided to get plastic surgery on his breasts. He will go from a mere AA to FF. Close friends say he is delighted with his decision and are really certain it will benefit his career.

"This is what Sam has wanted for a long time. It won't be long until all the papers start bidding for him."

[DamonJ]

Bradley's manhood "too tiny"

A confession from Bradley's ex-girlfriend has revealed that she was scared to have sex with him because he may get lost in there due to his tiny penis.

Michelle, 92, of OOOHBABY ROAD, said "I wouldn't have sex with him because I was scared he'd get lost in my vagina due to the size of his cocktail sausage."

Bradley's penis has previously been described the size of a paper clip in recent tabloids.

[Noel]

DAMONJ DIES.

May he rest in peace.

[Jen]

92 year old.




OMG... LOL

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Bradley!
DAMONJ DIES.

May he rest in peace.

You weren't saying that when you were urinating on my grave

[Noel]

Ok sorry.
May he rest in pee.

[Sam]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Bradley's manhood "too tiny"

A confession from Bradley's ex-girlfriend has revealed that she was scared to have sex with him because he may get lost in there due to his tiny penis.

Michelle, 92, of OOOHBABY ROAD, said "I wouldn't have sex with him because I was scared he'd get lost in my vagina due to the size of his cocktail sausage."

Bradley's penis has previously been described the size of a paper clip in recent tabloids.

Boy! is Michelle right!

[Nicky.]

Swinger, struggling with aids
Lying about my aids wrecked my career
Heartbreak after lover Sam is caught in a bisexual orgy with 7 underwear models
The wailing bride secretly married to Chewy
Sam ruins honeymoon
Divorced from lover Chewy
Chewy discovers he may have aids
Divorce battle successful
Married a rich playboy named Roderico D'Lassio
Ex husband Sam jealous of my new love
Currently in the running for Celebrity Big Brother.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The new me

[Jen]

Originally posted by Nickyy
Swinger, struggling with aids
Lying about my aids wrecked my career
Heartbreak after lover Sam is caught in a bisexual orgy with 7 underwear models
The wailing bride secretly married to Chewy
Sam ruins honeymoon
Divorced from lover Chewy
Chewy discovers he may have aids
Divorce battle successful
Married a rich playboy named Roderico D'Lassio
Ex husband Sam jealous of my new love
Currently in the running for Celebrity Big Brother.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The new me

I wish my life was as glam as yours...


LOL

[Nicky.]

Fantabulous life I has xD

[Scarlett.]

I cant even remember what I've been up to

[Sam]

Who has edited my wikipedia page?

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Sam


Sam is an English TiBB host who has previously fronted TiBB Apprentice and e-Love affair.


Early Life

Sam shot to fame when he married Nicky Chew, who he broke up with after he was exposed romping with 7 different models at the same time. Sam later went on to sack representitive Damon, and infamously hit newspaper headlines after being snubbed by pop star Leona Lewis. Sam dissapeared from the public eye after newspapers claimed he was drinking heavily due to jealousy of ex wifes new husband Chewy, who's second marriage also went on to fail

Recent Projects

Sam recently treated himself to a boob job, lifting the teen star from an AA to FF. He is reportedly signed up for the next series of Celebrity Big Brother, alongside ex wife Nicky Chew.

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I bet it was Nicky.

[Magic]

I need a story.
And I'll start dishing the dirt soon. :P