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Old 18-03-2009, 08:08 PM #1
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LMAO andy! I like it
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Am back at 10 with the best one yet

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errrrr scuse meeehhhh its Ninabitch! Get it right!!!

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LMAO andy! I like it
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errrrr scuse meeehhhh its Ninabitch! Get it right!!!

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A bloke out for a walk sees a fit blonde girl on the edge of a cliff, he says "are you going to jump?" she says, "Yeah!" He says "before you do would you give me a blowjob?" She says, "yeah why not" and gives him the best bj he has ever had.

After he shoots his load he says "I can't believe you would want to kill yourself with a talent like that" She says "I know but my parents just can't accept me dressing like a woman!"
Heard that one before, I love it
Never heard it but it is hilarious.
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YAAAY! Twilight, that's how you do it!!
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A guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about suicide.

The librarian replies: "***** off, you won't bring it back."
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That was funny but the first was a bit Eww
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A guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about suicide.

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Funny
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Here's the deal.. if you click to read it, don't complain that it's offensive.. this is my disclaimer.. I think it's fackin hilarious.. but you may not..

[spoil]Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.[/spoil]
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Omg i heard that one
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[spoil]Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.[/spoil]
OMG! That is so shocking [but only a little bit funny
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I like it.. the subtle ones are the best.. :P
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A guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about suicide.

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Thats the one i was going to post earlier... but i have more..

Little boy disturbs his parents having sex, mum on top. The boy asks "what are you doing" mum says "dad has a big belly so i get on top of it 2 help flatten it".

Boy says "your wasting your time because when you go out shopping the lady next door gets down on her knees and blows it back up again!".
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Hit me at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

Hit me at 30mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll live.


Hit me at 10mph when I'm wearing heely's, there's 100% chance it will be funny as ****.
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Hit me at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

Hit me at 30mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll live.


Hit me at 10mph when I'm wearing heely's, there's 100% chance it will be funny as ****.



If you are driving at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.

If you are driving at 70mph, there is 0% chance I'll walk out in front of you, you'll be long gone.

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If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.




Yeah I'm not over 18, I deserve to be shot.
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i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
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i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
Auf Englisch?
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i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
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i heard this reallly fly jade goody joke and it was so fly and i near acctually killed the person that said it i swear
Auf Englisch?
wat r u talkin about
Is it not that obvious that we have no clue what you said? IN ENGLISH THIS TIME PLEASE!
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wat r u talkin about
Put it in English Now
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xD... omg! people here are just hilarious!
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What's a joke?


[spoil]Twilight[/spoil]
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I have a even better one!!!!!!!!

I advice people I dont like on this forum not to look


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