[Marc]

Originally posted by arsenalforever

thank you i am the jedi master

the jizzi master

[pinkmichk]

Originally posted by arsenalforever

depends what the girl is to you

if its your gF then you have to kiss her

if its just some girl your having it off with then make sure you get it in her eye

[IsleOfWeather]

it would be bad, for example, during a church service if you were doing a reading.

there are other scenarios

[Marc]

Originally posted by IsleOfWeather
it would be bad, for example, during a church service if you were doing a reading.

there are other scenarios

Swimming pool...

[Mikel]

Originally posted by Marcjswp

Swimming pool...

Deli...

[IsleOfWeather]

on the inspection day at Helmans

[Marc]

nude model

[arsenalforever]

on medical check on your privates

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Stu

You know the emo's who hang near us have actualy taken to eating those godforsaken sweets in public as visible as they can to enhance their faux humor skills in stringing meaningless fucking words together.

Seriously, this random gig has to die. Starting with scene kids and ending with Family Guy.

Really? Haha. That's crazy.

[Marc]

Originally posted by arsenalforever
on medical check on your privates

LOL! right in the doctors face

[pinkmichk]

Originally posted by IsleOfWeather
it would be bad, for example, during a church service if you were doing a reading.

there are other scenarios

at a meal to meet the future inlaws

[Marc]

Originally posted by pinkmichk

at a meal to meet the future inlaws

pole dancing.



Slippery

[pinkmichk]

Originally posted by Marcjswp

pole dancing.



Slippery

while riding a motorbike down the motorway

[HellShark]

A Peter North style injection of love commandos is a great thing. If you aren't cream pieing your girlfriend till she is gushing like a hose then you aren't a real man.

[arsenalforever]

Originally posted by HellShark
A Peter North style injection of love commandos is a great thing. If you aren't cream pieing your girlfriend till she is gushing like a hose then you aren't a real man.

well said she needs a bit of the cream, its good for her

[*mazedsalv**]

Reading this thread is proper
Arsenal. your hilarious!

[Amy Jade]

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[armand.kay]

umm

[MB.]

You really do have the maturity of a 12 year old, don't you? I'm embarrassed on your behalf.

But for the record, no it isn't. Since you feel the need to bring entirely irrelevant issues up here, as you well know (or should if you have a semblance of basic intelligence), I merely wanted to let you know (via PM because we're not all attention seeking messes) that I was disappointed that you could so readily turn on someone who'd always gotten along with you and given you benefit of the doubt time after time just because we held differing opinions on a ****ing reality show and I'd rather we just stay out of each others way in future (something I've clearly been managing a lot better than you). At no point was an olive branch offered by you which I passive aggressively rebuffed, which is what I'm taking issue with in Hughie's case.

Hope there's not too many words there for you to comprehend.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by MB.

You really do have the maturity of a 12 year old, don't you? I'm embarrassed on your behalf.

But for the record, no it isn't. Since you feel the need to bring entirely irrelevant issues up here, as you well know (or should if you have a semblance of basic intelligence), I merely wanted to let you know (via PM because we're not all attention seeking messes) that I was disappointed that you could so readily turn on someone who'd always gotten along with you and given you benefit of the doubt time after time just because we held differing opinions on a ****ing reality show and I'd rather we just stay out of each others way in future (something I've clearly been managing a lot better than you). At no point was an olive branch offered by you which I passive aggressively rebuffed, which is what I'm taking issue with in Hughie's case.

Hope there's not too many words there for you to comprehend.

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by MB.

You really do have the maturity of a 12 year old, don't you? I'm embarrassed on your behalf.

But for the record, no it isn't. Since you feel the need to bring entirely irrelevant issues up here, as you well know (or should if you have a semblance of basic intelligence), I merely wanted to let you know (via PM because we're not all attention seeking messes) that I was disappointed that you could so readily turn on someone who'd always gotten along with you and given you benefit of the doubt time after time just because we held differing opinions on a ****ing reality show and I'd rather we just stay out of each others way in future (something I've clearly been managing a lot better than you). At no point was an olive branch offered by you which I passive aggressively rebuffed, which is what I'm taking issue with in Hughie's case.

Hope there's not too many words there for you to comprehend.

[Oaker]

^ Screaming

[Tom4784]

[Shaun]

I had to search for that because I, for a moment, thought I'd stumbled upon an odd Phlip/MB feud.

[Firewire]

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