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25-09-2015, 09:31 AM
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25-09-2015, 09:58 AM
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where the 99p store becuase i have a 98p store
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25-09-2015, 11:43 AM
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Meet sassy Velma - Tattoo parlour owner  Sassy Velma is the new tattoo parlour owner in the Mall, she is the daughter of the late Nevett and Elroy. Velma helped Will stop Nevett after Nevett took the last packet of cheese and onions crisps in the Coronation Street advert break, Velma pushed her down the stairs. Velma hated her father Elroy, and has tried to kill him on many occasions. She tried to drown him whilst he was doing his ice bucket challenge video. She even drove into a lake in a bid to kill Elroy, but she never succeeded. Velma finally succeeded in the supermarket finale, ELROY DIDNT DIE FROM THE FALL. Once Elroy fell, Velma ran him over whilst shouting "Jesus loves you", Elroy died from this. Velma is a frequent bible basher, she attends church all the time where she sucks off the priest for a tenner. Velma loved Britney, they planned on getting married but after Naomi killed her this plan was put to rest. Velma hates Naomi after what she did, and threatens to throw her off the edge in the mall. Velma appeared on Big Brother 2012, under the name of "Becky", also appearing on Big Brother 2013 under the name of "Wolfy." Last edited by Will.; 25-09-2015 at 11:43 AM. |
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25-09-2015, 01:30 PM
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Crimson Dynamo | The voice of reason
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So far my best selling pipe tobacco at the shop is
5. Presbyterian Blend 4. Borkhum Riff 3. MacBarren Scottish mixture 2. Frog Morton on the Town 1. Orlik Golden Slice Quite surprised that a flake is number 1  I am also selling out of Ardbeg Uigeadail Whisky 70 cl - its at £45 at the mo and it may have to go up. No probs with staff but not too keen on seeing a security guard go past with a tattoo on her leg that says "aint no black in the Union Jack" could be bad for business 
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25-09-2015, 01:31 PM
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25-09-2015, 06:24 PM
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I've sacked her. |
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25-09-2015, 06:34 PM
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BREAKING: NAOMI IS PREGNANT WHOS THE MUMMY?
After the mall opening last night the new workers at the mall enjoyed themselves a night out drinking cider worth 15p from Lidl that Will had kindly bought them. The staff were seen enjoying themselves from around 6 at night till 6 in the morning (THE FOLLOWING WEEK) when Velma was seen walking out with Mary's sick in her braids and a large tube or lubricant shoved down her bra. However, the most shocking news to emerge is that Naomi Parks-Campbell is in fact pregnant after the night out. 'I thought it wasn't possible to be preggers after like one night but when I went and got the after morning pill they told me that I was too late and that the party had gone on for FIVE days' 'I panicked and went and peed on a lollipop stick but Kathy kindly told me that didn't work and instead helped insert a pregnancy test into my Fanny. It came out positive and now I'm pregnant but the thing is I had sex with every single woman there so I don't know who the mummy is?' While this sparks the biggest mystery since Dale Wintons killing spree nobody is sure of what will happen next and WHO IS THE MUMMY OF NAOMI'S BABY? |
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25-09-2015, 01:31 PM
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i have made a my own shop called 1p shop buy anything for 1p come on down
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25-09-2015, 01:37 PM
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25-09-2015, 01:47 PM
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yes there 0.5p
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25-09-2015, 01:54 PM
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Its ok I got some at Aldi earlier
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25-09-2015, 07:02 PM
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me(lol)
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25-09-2015, 08:06 PM
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EX BGT star Hannah Spice joins Will's mall with her own clothes range called "Garden Life" with the saying:
 "If you buy your clothes from a garden centre, you deserve to look like a failure. " Hannah is a feisty bitch and no one dare stand in her way, Hannah is the meanest bitch in Blackpool, she willl tell anyone to **** off. Hannah hopes her new fashion range will inspire the world: "It's better than Victoria's Secret and Mulberry, who would buy their crap. Hannah confesses she is an amazing singer, "I'm living a better life than the spice girls, I perform in the local old peoples home every night." Hannah also claims that she saw who Naomi shagged, but isn't ready to tell yet because she is a slimy attention seeking brat. Last edited by Will.; 25-09-2015 at 08:08 PM. |
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25-09-2015, 10:40 PM
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25-09-2015, 11:04 PM
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Tomorrows SECRET could potentially involve the great Elroy Williams. |
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25-09-2015, 08:09 PM
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well this thread has made my day
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