[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Sam cut Jason

I saved Sam because he/she was a HOWL sometimes and I'm basically TiBB's representation of Nikki Grahame's brand and we need damage control after she labelled Sam a man beast!

Jason Burril



I've cut Jason because I can't ****ing stand him. He's one of my least favourite housemates ever. He was a thug and he led our Charlie Doherty on VICIOUSLY for sex before the show. He made her believe they had a chance together on the outside and then acted cold and distant to her on the inside (they slept together a matter of days before going into hiding for the show) and her time in the house was RUINED for her because she was so confused by his horrible behaviour. It enrages me that she auditioned for the show for years and got in and he was bloody recruited because of HER yet she had an awful time and he won. Not to even mention the fact he's very very very rich (he put a million quid or something forward to buy the Playboy Mansion didn't he with a few other businessmen?) but evicted Lateysha a young single mum just for bloody 70k which wouldn't be a lot of money for him. He was also pathetically adored by loads of stupid people on this forum (who hated Lateysha and called her RIDICULOUS names just because she had an unusual name) and won because he'd ~played the game~. A ****ing woman can't even be fancied by more than one housemate without being accused of playing the game and playing the men against each other and she's swiftly booted out the bloody door but he gets 70k for it?!? FUMING.

[Cal.]

I'm glad Aisleyne flung that bloody bottle at him.

[Babayaro.]

Please do explain how he was a thug?

[Epic.]

Finale Pass Sue Evans Cut Marco BB5

[Jake.]

Save Kat cut Joe

[Shaun]

Saved Jack again because there weren't many options left

213th: Tom O'Connell (BB12)


I axed Tom because he was in Big Brother 12, because he just looks annoying, and whilst I cannot remember anything he did in the series, he did not deserve to go through ahead of Govan or George. Apparently he left the house with a tenner. That is... quite sad actually and I feel bad now. But he dressed horribly and I'll move on. 100 words is a struggle here! He still (I think) pops up on Bit on the Side, I think, and rarely has anything valuable to contribute. He just defines the role of a filler housemate for me, I guess, and I'll happily continue the game knowing absolutely nothing about him.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Saved Jack again because there weren't many options left

213th: Tom O'Connell (BB12)

You had an option right below you sis!!! Tom using a task in the penultimate week as an excuse to make a one man show destroying Aaron's reputation was probably the best non-Jem moment of the series x

(Dean write up coming shortly once I muster up the energy to talk about yet another early season wanker)

[Macie Lightfoot]

NOT TOM x

alol at d2ef Jack getting saved

[Jake.]

214th Place: Joe Quaranta


Oh hi Kellie Maloney!

Seriously though, they could be the same person.

I don’t know what to say about Joe, really? He was rather miserable and hated Raph (yet never really gave a reason as to why) and spent the majority of his time festering in his own smoke at the bus stop. When he was complaining, he was pretending to be Tom’a dad or something? Idk the majority of the males loved him and I find all that stuff rather weird.

That’s it. That’s his story arc. He came, moaned and left (that’s what she said).

[Epic.]

215. Marco Sabba


Marco was really annoying and didn't deserve to be joined in the same ranks of a group Michelle AND Nadia were in. He was an awkward 4th wheel of his group, and essentially is what a terrible version of Kemal is. His hatred of Ahmed was pretty obnoxious too. And don't get me started on his role in fight night, where he egged Jason on to get angry by jumping around to annoy him only to hide behind his friends when Jason rightfully snapped at him. How spineless and vile. A terrible and season-dragging housemate, which says a lot for a pretty early boot like him. Now piss off.

[Babayaro.]

Saved Rodrigo

Eliminated Orlaith

I saved Rodrigo as he was a great asset to BB10 and is also very underrated as a housemate.




I can't really be arsed writing too much tbh, so I shall make it quick. Orlaith entered the house in the fourth week and was ok at first, I guess?? There was nothing particularly interesting about her, but at least she wasn't your stereotypical blonde model, as she actually had a brain. That's where the positives end, however. What I remember most about her time in the house was the constant whining and overreactions, and generally just being a humourless pain in the arse. A boring housemate, who for some bizarre reason, the public decided worthy enough to keep in over huge characters such as Science and Kemal :/

[Macie Lightfoot]

I am cutting Govan and saving George x

[Shaun]

Sorry all, back home now! If everyone can do their writeups for Riley's noms round that's now over, we can continue.

[Jason.]

Just got home too. Write-up coming shortly!

[Daniel-X]

Dave Vaughan:


What can I say about Dave? He is literally defined by the fact that he's a former alcoholic who found God and walked round in his ugly little robe and entered the house in no shoes, was it meant to be ironic because to me it was just plain unhygienic and dirty? Idgi. Also despite the fact he's overweight he won soooo many save and replace tasks and caused better housemates such as Rachael to leave in his place, so I guess I can never really forgive him for the inflicting pain he caused to the series. I really don't know what else to say, how did this man come second? Oh I just remembered he used to shout 'GLORY!' which was really annoying. Anyway, I think I've reached 100 words at least.

[Babayaro.]

He wasn't severely overweight??

Should really get back to my BB11 rewatch tbh

[Daniel-X]

Yeah tbf 'severely' is pushing it, but he was a tad of a fatty?

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Yeah tbf 'severely' is pushing it, but he was a tad of a fatty?

A chub, yes


He's RIPPED now though

[RileyH]

well he wasn't skinny by a long shot

[reece(:]

Dave was vile

[Epic.]

Yeah I ****ing could not stand Eugene in retrospect. Say what you will about Maxwell but at least he was a twat who brought a LOT to the early weeks in making the foundations of the house divides. Eugene was a stupid boring twat not pulled up on being one and perceived as 'nice' with cringey as **** 'jokes' and 'stories' that even Orlaith rolled her eyes at. Anthony gets a lot of hate as a winner but I'm extremely relieved he prevented a much worse winner in Eugene

[Macie Lightfoot]

212. Govan Hinds (BB11 - 20th Place)



BB11 was my first series and I haven't watched since it aired but I remember HATING Govan because... he was a gossipy ****-stirrer and I guess An Annoying Gay? alol I'm sure when I rewatch BB11 I'll actually find him perfectly fine because he really wasn't that bad at all, especially compared to many of the True Evils of BB11 like John James and Dave. But yeah, sadly I don't have much to say about Govan and this feels like my true first "who?" update. Wasn't he kind of at odds about his sexuality and being A Gay Man? I remember it being kinda touching and sweet but don't remember the specifics. Oh well!

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

212. Govan Hinds (BB11 - 20th Place)



BB11 was my first series and I haven't watched since it aired but I remember HATING Govan because... he was a gossipy ****-stirrer and I guess An Annoying Gay? alol I'm sure when I rewatch BB11 I'll actually find him perfectly fine because he really wasn't that bad at all, especially compared to many of the True Evils of BB11 like John James and Dave. But yeah, sadly I don't have much to say about Govan and this feels like my true first "who?" update. Wasn't he kind of at odds about his sexuality and being A Gay Man? I remember it being kinda touching and sweet but don't remember the specifics. Oh well!

Mess I thought Govan had already been saved ages ago (or is that not how this works idk don't mind me just casual viewing x)

[Macie Lightfoot]

203. Dean O'Loughlin (BB2 - 3rd Place)



"Subtly sanctimonious father figure" is not a fun archetype right now in 2017 and it was not fun in 2001 either! It's easy to let Dean's awfulness slide because he's not Stuart and not Bubble but... he really isn't that good at all. Like, he doesn't make my blood curl BUT you can really make some good arguments for his suckitude. I bet you guys don't remember that *HE* of all people was the BB2 representative in the "tenth series, not tenth anniversary" shopping task on BB10!!!!! His whole shtick was talking about House Politics, which can already be nauseating and Too Much but don't forget that Dean also had arguably the worst voice on Big Brother UK, a show where having an awful voice is almost a prerequisite.

I don't know, the fact that I'm struggling to give Dean a scathing write up just shows that you could have taken pretty much anyone else, even Elizabeth or Josh or Amma, even Stuart and Bubble whom I both ****ing HATE, and they would've been better representatives for the BB10 task. They all actually would've been better suited as finalists than he was!!!! Okay, not complaining that I only dealt with half a series of Bubble and a third of a series of Stuart, but you get the idea. Boringly offensive and offensively boring. One of my good internet friends astutely said that Dean is the lost member of the BB4 cast that accidentally got let loose onto the show two years earlier and I really vibe with that. Another one of my good internet friends then astutely responded that that sentiment applies to at least half of the BB2 cast, but that's for a whooooole nother discussion. We shall end this Dean write up by acknowledging one of my favorite signs and posters held up in the crowd during a live show, this one from the funale bc we had to watch Dean for a full nine weeks: DEAN - TAKE LIFE LESS SERIOUSLY.

Fin.

[Macie Lightfoot]

194. Jonny Regan (BB3 - 2nd Place)



I feel like I've already done a write up on Jonny so maybe that's why I've been avoiding this one but he really is one of the EVIL forces of early franchise BBUK who doesn't get recognized enough for how bad he is. If I had to describe him in two words, it would be UNFUNNY CLOWN. He was all about ~wacky fun and games~ and ~practical jokes~ and all that bull****, and then when people got sick of it he'd start throwing himself a pity party because "I was just nominated for aving a laff and bein myself x" and then the public would fall for it and he would only get like MAYBE 30% of the vote to evict?!?!?! And then he got super self-righteous towards the end and threw a tantrum bc he was nominated THREE ****ING TIMES and he screamed so loud in someone's face, I wanna say Jade, that the veins were popping out of his neck and all that ****. I don't know, like I don't think Jonny was a conscious force of evil but he really pulled all that Ziggy, Darnell, Siavash, John James, and Aaron **** long before they did whether he knew it or not. Goodbye and good riddance!