[Shaun]

THEN DO YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY AINSLEY HARRIOTT IS SABOTAGING OUR STOCK OF BANANAS?!? caps

[Tom4784]

*laughs at PJ while I snack on some Caviar that I smuggled in my knickers*

[LemonJam]

Right, I'm going to make a FAQ even though nobody has asked these questions yet, which defeats the point but whatever, I suspect these Questions will come up at some point in the future:

What if I can't attend a competition?

If you can't attend a competition, PM me in advance stating that you cannot be there and I will take you out of that competition.
However, if you don't PM me, you will be put down to compete in the competition and you will be letting your team down with your absence. :@

What if I can't vote in time?

If you can't vote in time, then your vote will go against you at that tribal council.
If it happens again, your vote counts for 2, a third time, counts for 3 etc.

If one tribe outnumbers the other, isn't that unfair?

Do not fret! The teams will always be even. I will ask the team with more members to sit out people of their choice on their tribe so that the numbers are always the same.
However, a person cannot sit out two competitions in a row. This is to make it fair because it sucks enough that not everyone will always compete.

If the votes are tied, what happens?

If the vote is tied, I ask all tribe members to vote again between the two there is a tie for.
If there is another tie, it goes down to luck. You will each pick a number, one of these numbers is "cursed" but only I know which number is the "cursed number" The person who chooses that number is eliminated from the game.

What is the jury?
The people who place from 4th-10th will be the members of the jury and will decide who wins Survivor: Chat & Games. The jury will ask a question to each of the final three and then vote for who they think should win.

Ta-****ing-dah. Any other future questions, throw 'em at me.

[Shaun]

so these are actually NAQs. (Never-Asked Questions)

[Doogle]

Im glad you did those questionsa nyway

[\PJ/]

I was turned away from ready steady cook, apparently you have to cook the ingredients before eating it?!?! who made up that stupid rule?

and Dezzy your convincing yourself that is Caviar but we all know it's that STD you got from rubbing your balls on anns face which has now crusted over.

[LemonJam]

So, to make things clear. JUMBA must now PM me who they wish to vote off of their team.

MeMyself&I
Dezzy
Ukturtle
Marc
PJ
Nate
Doogle
Vicky

PM me your decision by 9pm tomorrow where the first person will me eliminated from the game (except cuda ha2 mess)

Also, following the tribal council, Mollie shall be joining JUMBA!

[Doogle]

It's not reasons or anything we just simply give a name right?

[LemonJam]

Give reasons if you like, but I won't reveal them, just the name of the person

All votes are anonymous by the way, for anyone who hasn't seen the show.

[LemonJam]

...which is like 18/19 of you.

[Doogle]

Okay. Im not sure yet so I'll do mine later

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

...which is like 18/19 of you.

I saw an omnibus on tv of the last season when I was in aus over christmas.

[Shaun]

I saw a Destiny's Child video once HOTMESS/

[Doogle]

I cant stop listening to their stuff. fml

[Marc]

LOL Shaun that's exactly what happens in the TV series. If you can perfect the choreography then you win.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

-did lee's; takes 10/20-

Did you hell! I made a list of all the things I could remember!

[Benjamin]

Oh yeah, Mollie is now on Jumba!

[Doogle]

Omg I've almost posted here the most But bloody Ben got first

Oh poooo I need to vote someone off

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Doogle

Omg I've almost posted here the most But bloody Ben got first

Oh poooo I need to vote someone off

I know, I wish cuda was still in, that would have been so easy then.

[Lee.]

Oh well done fellow Liminoses!

Bab luck zumba... I'm glad I don't have to vote one of my tribe out

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I know, I wish cuda was still in, that would have been so easy then.

Ikr :/

But I would've struggled after he went anyway. Assuming I didnt go I mean

[Novo]

I was sure the background of mine was a Prison Cell.. looks like i was thinking of Nate's though

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by happyland

Oh well done fellow Liminoses!

Bab luck zumba... I'm glad I don't have to vote one of my tribe out

You will do soon enough.

[Novo]

Is cuda out the game now then?

[LemonJam]

well he's banned... so yeah