[cub]

I saw her on OKTV! promoting 'her' book. She looked strange talking through those big plastic lips about some book, the plot of which was a strange amalgam of Dannii/Kylie/Britney ("all my ideas" um, yeah based on celebs you've read about) which she leaves to some hack to actually write.

[cub]

"Business woman" lol

[joeysteele]

I was hoping when I read the start of this thread that she was saying goodbye, that it was to the UK, then I saw unlucky house.

[Callum]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I was hoping when I read the start of this thread that she was saying goodbye, that it was to the UK, then I saw unlucky house.

Same here, shame she can't be saying goodbye to showbiz instead.

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/...#ixzz1TdSIWOBv

GOD love KATIE PRICE for trying to go low key yesterday for an afternoon of beauty treatments with her mother. A pink tracksuit isn’t exactly subtle, is it? Well, in Katie land it’s pretty dull!

And you got to love her when she goes clubbing. Over the years I’ve had a blast when I’ve got alongside the perma-tanned Princess. And I hear the star, 33, made a new friend this week when she hit the town with boyfriend LEANDRO PENNA and a group of friends in Soho’s Freedom bar.

The model was deep in *conversation with Little Britain star MATT LUCAS, who was quietly watching a cabaret act in a corner on Monday night. My source in the know tells me: “Katie arrived at around 11.45pm and kept asking people in the bar if they were Spanish. If they were she asked if they could keep Leandro occupied while she nattered to Matt. The poor guy looked like a little lost dog not being able to keep up with any conversations around him.”

Why does he put up with her ?

[\PJ/]

I have seen KP and Leo in real life he was speaking good English and she offered me a can of coke, she is really nice and so is he quiet though.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I am a fan of Katie Prices & she is awesome

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-US-trip.html

KATIE Price is planning a road trip across America for a new US reality TV show. The glamour model, 33, said she wants the series to be like hit film The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, which saw three drag queens travelling across Australia.

Katie, who has signed a contract with US network Fox, said: "It's taken nearly a year to set this contract up. We're thinking of doing the road trip from New York to Los Angeles. But I want a big Priscilla-style van. You've got to make it fun. The cameras will be inside the van. That's what we're working on at the moment. I'll be in America in September and they're trying to work out what they want to do. I'm not trying to be famous or massive, I'm just doing what I want to do."

Katie, aka Jordan, is also planning to feature some of her Stateside exploits in her British reality show. She said: "I'm signed with Sky Living so it's just about trying to fit in when I can film. I'll definitely be filming out there." And she said that she's looking to revamp the format of her British series, adding: "Even over here the next reality show I'm doing is going to be a road trip to make it more interesting. I don't think anyone wants to see me in the hairdressers and getting my nails done all the time."

Not another abortive American trip .....

[Marc]

His head + her breasts.

THREE BOOBIES

[Omah]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...andro-penna/1/

Katie Price has moved in to a lavish 6-bedroom farmhouse with boyfriend Leandro Penna and her 3 children Harvey, Princess and Junior.

The glamour girl's new home near Horsham, West Sussex, has its own horse-riding school plus a cinema and pool, which she added after she bought the property last year.

It's a bit down-market, but it'll do for KP .....

[bbfan1991]

Katie Price on the farm, going tits up as the randy animals come and as for Leandro.. enjoying the view in Spanish of course!

[Omah]

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/87150...#ixzz1UAJkJn6R

Katie Price and toyboy Leandro Penna's relationship has finally moved on to the next level – now that they can communicate in the same language, that is. The pair no longer have to call on the services of an online translator for their conversations since model Penna learnt to speak English.

Despite being together for nearly six months, Katie claims that only now is she being able to have a 'normal conversation with him', begging the question what were they doing before if they couldn't sit down and have a good chat.

'In the beginning it really was a case of "Thank God for Google Translate",' the former glamour model told The Sun.

Katie also swears that the pair's relationship is the genuine article, particularly since Penna made the decision to give up his career and move to England to become a kept man.

'He was like, 'Look, I want to be with you'. So I said, 'Well, I've got kids and my career as well.' So he made the choice to move to England. He's not doing his presenting any more. He gave it all up for me,' she explained.

SIX MONTHS and barely a conversation has passed between them - he has no job and she pays for everything - he's a bit of a lapdog really .....

[Omah]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...-leo-s-back/1/

Pay attention, Leandro Penna!

Katie Price's reality show is shedding viewers, her best mate has ditched her for a new model and her exes are thriving without her.

So you'd think the 33-year-old would be on her best behaviour to ensure she didn't lose the one good thing in her life: Argentinian hottie Leandro Penna.

But Now can exclusively reveal that Katie's been sending flirty texts to an England footballer behind Leo's back.

We've learnt that Jordan has been in constant contact with Manchester City and England winger Adam Johnson, 24, since they met last September.

Our source confirms: ‘She says she's been "thinking a lot" about him, that he makes her smile and she's been sending suggestive texts about her sexual prowess.'

A spokesman for Jordan says: ‘Katie hasn't been in contact with Adam for some time and is loving spending time with Leandro.'

Will this provide Leo's "get out of hell" excuse ?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

today katie twitted some crap about how a magazine posted some more rubbish about her and she immediately got sorted by her followers. lmao. They told her nobody cared about her stupid rumours when serious things are going on. She quickly twitted about the riots afterwards lmao. stupid bint so self centred got told!

[Omah]

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...xy-any-more/1/

Jordan doubts her pulling power

Katie Price is getting scared she's losing her sex symbol status.

Though the 33-year-old mum managed to bag Argentinian hottie Leandro Penna, her confidence is slipping away.

‘She's never been happy with how she looks, which is why she's had so many boob jobs, lipo and fillers,' says Now's source.

‘But now she's petrified that men don't find her sexy any more.

‘Leandro made it worse after saying how gorgeous she looked in her early photos.

'He was just 
trying to be nice, but she feels jealous - not just of Amy Childs and all her younger rivals, but 
also of her younger 
self. "

Well, the situation will only get worse when she passes 35 .....

[joeysteele]

I never have found her attractive anyway, her mouth and especially how she uses it to order people around and also talk over everyone would put me off totally.

[Omah]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I never have found her attractive anyway, her mouth and especially how she uses it to order people around and also talk over everyone would put me off totally.

Unbelievably, she used be "pretty" - compare 1995 to 2009 :

What's gone wrong with Katie Price's face?

Katie has told friends: "The kids only know when I'm angry from my voice, because my face doesn't move."

[Suze]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

I never have found her attractive anyway, her mouth and especially how she uses it to order people around and also talk over everyone would put me off totally.

She used to be pretty and probably still would be without the need for surgeries, which look good to most who get them done at the time, but need constant top ups and then their bodies take on statue like qualities, ie; a solidness in features/lack of movement.

If Katie had stuck to just one or two boob jobs and hair colour change and styles, to get herself noticed enough to make herself money, which fair do's she has made a mint from exploiting her body, I am sure there is a better word than exploiting just can't think of one for the mo, but if she had stuck to the aforementioned and toned her body and even face up with exercise, then she would probably have kept a fair amount of her looks for quite some time yet. She has ruined herself, so can't bemoan the fact now.

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...new-album.html

COVER your ears - Jordan is planning to revive her music career.

The tone-deaf glamour girl, real name Katie Price, says she wants to release an album next year.

It comes despite her debut single Free To Love Again, turning out to be a flop and only getting to No 60 in the charts last year.

Katie, 33, who is dating toyboy Leandro Penna, 25, has asked fans what sort of songs they would like her to sing.

She tweeted: "I want to do another album for next year what would my fans prefer cover songs (of what) new songs or mixture?" When one suggested Adele's Someone Like You, she replied: "Me and Leo love that song its our fav song."

And the mum of three hit out at critics who mocked her singing abilities, writing to one: "Whether you think I can sing or not at least I do things I want in life your obviously a person who would rather knock people."

Five years ago Katie, right, released the nauseating album A Whole New World with her then hubby Peter Andre, 38.

Dear God, nooooo .....

[Callum]

She doesn't stand a chance of making it as a popstar, she's too hated.

[Harry!]

Expect it to flop.

[bbfan1991]

She will flop big time.

[Joelle.]

*predicts huge flop*

[Omah]

Jordan is impressed by the way Leandro Penna treats her boy


http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...-of-my-exes/1/

Katie Price is enjoying a long summer holiday in Spain with Leandro Penna and both their families.

They're all sharing a luxury villa near Marbella and Jordan's 3 kids - Harvey, 9, Junior, 6, and Princess, 4 - are loving it.

'Harvey rules the roost,' she reveals. 'He's 9 years old but he's the boss. There are 16 of us in this villa but it's all about Harvey.

'We all know when Harvey's up, when it's lunchtime, when we have to get out of the pool - he's very controlling, but that's part of his autism.'

Katie, 33, loves the way Leo, 25, treats her son.

'Out of all the guys I've been with, Leo has been the best with Harvey, definitely,' she says.

'He has a real love for him and Harvey loves him back - he wants to cuddle hm all the time.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah .....

She's using the kids to "get back" at Andre again .....

[Iceman]

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