[Mitchell]

Naomi is no fatDeb

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Naomi is no fatDeb

no, she isn't.

[Mitchell]

NEW STAFF MEMBER

[Dominic]

everyone cast ur votes to evict

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Brenda.

everyone cast ur votes to evict

Yes please do xoxoxo #WhoGoesYouDecide

[Mitchell]

#thenewgeneration


Kimberly


Frank

[Mitchell]

Naomi's sister Julie




Autumn

[Will.]

NEW WORKER is about to be INTRODUCED!

[Will.]

MEET NOREEN - toy store owner!

Meet fierce, sassy bitch Noreen, who ain't here for a good time, she's here to make business.

"I would beat a bear to death to succeed, take note Mary, Noreen is here!"

Noreen is a self-confessed ******, "I'd go to my level 1 BTEC in Hair and Beauty dressed as a woman, I loved it! Once an old woman gave me a dirty a look on the bus, I told her to break a hip when she walked down the bus stairs."

Noreen can't stand non classy people, or chavs for that matter, "you have to look the part everyday."

"I tend to go to fine places as me is an attractive, classy, stylish woman."

Noreen appeared on Big Brother 2014, under the name of "Pauline."

Noreen is a massive fan of Miley Cyrus: "I love her gash."

Noreen killed her mum after finding out she called her teacher to say she hadn't done her homework: "what a bitch, I pushed her out the window at the earliest opportunity."

Noreen and Norah are old flames and would resurrect the soul of Ken Morley in Subway's toilet whilst licking each other out.

Ken had one word for the ladies: "Boobies"

[Will.]

What are your thoughts on Noreen?

[Daniel-X]

Body found in children's ball pit at the mall

The body of worker Jøsh was found today in the children's ball pit at the mall while parents looked on in horror as their children played catch with the dead body. The killer is currently unknown but it is thought that a false neon pink nail found in the ball pit could lead back to the killer. The police initially suspect that the murder weapon could be an earring from Naomi Parks-Campbell's shop 'WERK' and Parks-Campbell was arrested at the scene but was later released after she told the police taut they were racist af and they only arrested her because they're jealous of her weave. The police admitted they were racist and attempted to kill Naomi but she quickly 'WUPPED THEIR ASS' as Naomi quoted and left the police station.

All workers at the mall are initial suspects in the case after Jøsh refused to let them into a screening of 'McDonalds down right and dirty! McGangBang' in the cinema. It is thought that staff felt betrayed and one acted out the ultimate revenge. Fat Deb quoted 'I was so excited to orgasm over all them chicken nug nugs in the film and Jøsh left me distraught when he said I couldn't go in. I brought my vibrator and everything! Such a stupid slag he wanted all the nug nugs for himself but it is sort of a bit sad he is dead suppose on the plus size I get an extra 2p per day now Will has one less worker to pay!'

Nobody is certain just yet what monster committed such a crime, but what we do know is that the truth lies here, somewhere, in Will's mall...

[Daniel-X]

Fierce!

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Fierce!

Noreen slaying <3

[Will.]

I feel really sorry for Fat Deb, she was telling me about the movie all day and couldn't wait to orgasm.

[MB.]

End this

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by MB.

End this

Never!

The iconic series has been renewed till 2016

[Will.]

Originally Posted by MB.

End this

I won't tell you what after the Mall, it's iconic though.

[Will.]

BREAKING: Maureen Patel found dead in Mad Mary's freezer!

Mary was left shocked today after finding the body of Maureen Patel in the freezer, at first Mary mistaken it for her Halloween outfit. Mary was arrested on site however claims "Satan" did the deed.

The body was found after Norah asked for some finger licking ice cream (Mad Mary's breast milk ice cream), which she stores in the freezer.

Mary was left out of prison after confessing she is the ultimate bible basher and giving to police officers a couple of BJ.

The news follows the recent tragedy of Josh who was sadly found dead in the ball pit.

Maureen was seen shouting "Jesus Loves You" throughout the Mall today, whilst being nude with a dildo stuck up her arse.

[Will.]

BREAKING: LIVE EPISODE on FIRDAY

A KILLER IS EXPOSED!

[Will.]

THE EPISODE WILL LEAVE to a SHOCKING LIVE FLASHBACK

[Will.]

I think it's time the supermarket got some sex appeal

[Will.]

MEET YA-MING

No nonsense sassy fierce Ya-Ming is the latest worker at will's Mall, who owns the new Chinese restaurant "Ock"

Ya-Ming use to be a porn star but retired after Jenna Jameson called her a "fat stinky skank."

Ya-Ming dragged Jenna and ripped her hair off whilst spitting on her face: "Bitch go what she deserved."

Ya-Ming struggles with the English language after being bought up in Russia by her two lesbo mums.

Ya-Ming has her eye on Danielle, confessing she is a milf and she wants to take her up on the restaurant kitchen surface.

Ya-Ming is ready to take on the fierce competition in the mall: "It's time people woke up and smelt the Pot Noodle, I didn't shove my tits in Adjoa's face for a reason, I'm a fierce bitch, I've stood up the world leaders,

Will's Mall will be a piece of dumpling."

Ya-Ming was exported from Russia after taking a stand in a Russian gay protest: jumping naked on Putin whilst shouting "Putin loves the cock."

Putin put Ya-Ming on the next flight to the UK.

Ya-Ming has openly admitted to killing her pet Spider after it showed sings of supporting Cristian on BB16: "Not having none of that crap in my house, Harry and Sam all the way."

Ya-Ming tragically killed Nevett's daughter in Will1999's supermarket after "Carmel" took the last Pot Noodles.

[arista]

Madame Put Some Knickers On

[Will.]

Originally Posted by arista

Spoiler:

Madame Put Some Knickers On

Ya-Ming sorted her out

[arista]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Ya-Ming sorted her out

Good