[Shaun]

AH TITS.
Forgotten something?
My flu jab.
That is no joking matter.
Indeed it isn't. Luckily, Jake is. Here are Spain.

[Jamie89]

OMG Kirk, just brilliant

And T.S said....
Nothing you idiots! T.S is giving Freud head, locked in Ammi's basement (Ha-ha!)

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by JesusJosh

Shaun, can you PM a list of the artists and their songs for the wiki please?

I'll be posting it at the end with post URLs anyway to remind people when they're voting

[Johnnyuk123]

I'd just throw up over my furniture. Great song Kirk. So much truth tea dropping too.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Thurman Merman

"They say Livia's bum is on my lips. Her bum is on my lips.
And if I'm lucky she might just say: “Give it a little kiss”

You're in there Liv

Hey... he has a statue of me in his garden. True story...

Great work Kirk x

I've caught up now, brilliant job everyone you're all quite mad.

[Jøsh]

Originally Posted by Cameltoe and Wine

I'll be posting it at the end with post URLs anyway to remind people when they're voting

OK! But if you want to do it quickly, I don't mind. Up to you.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Noel Raymonds

To the music of

Youtube video

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I just wanna see his contents
Underneath the TiBBmas tree



I just want to hear you moan
More than you could ever know
Make my wet dream come true
All I want for Christmassssss... issssss... Drewwwwww



I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, (IYAAAA)
Don’t care about the presents
Bugsy bothered sending me



I don’t need to wear my cockring
The last one ended up misplaced
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With his gift all round my face

I just want for you to groan
More than you could ever know
His three-incher will do
All I want for Christmas is Drew



I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for COL, (IYAAAA)
I just wanna keep on going
Underneath the mistleblow



I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for that prick
I won’t even stay awake
To suck on Rudolph’s carrot stick



‘cause I just want you here tonight
Use the lube it might be tight
Be my side-dish won’t you
Oh, baby all I want for Christmas is Drew

Tree needs redesigning
The tinsel’s everywhere
And the smell of Purdy’s
Mince pie fills the air

And Caitlin’s clit is flinging
Micro-wave meals are pinging
Santa won’t you bring me
The one I really need
Won’t you please also send some handcuffs here quickly



I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see my Drewey
Spread across my bathroom floor

I just want you for my own
**** it I’ll take you on loan
Andy just won’t do
Baby all I want for Christmasssss, isssss Drewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

.

[MB.]

This is going to haunt my nightmares for many years to come

[Jay.]

sliding into your dm's like - take 2?

[T*]

oh my god

[Drew.]

oh ****ing hell

[Shaun]

right that's it christmas is cancelled

[Tom4784]

Kirk

I'm honestly screeching at Jake's.

[Denver]

I don't know what to think

[Jamie89]

I loved it Jake!

[Drew.]

This has topped your last one, well done Jake

[Jay.]

omg

[Livia]

Jake... LMAO... poetry x

[T*]

[Johnnyuk123]

His three-incher will do
All I want for Christmas is Drew
Great song!

[Ross.]

omg jake I am crying that was beautiful

[kirklancaster]

Thanks to all for your kind comments

And absolutely brilliant Jake.

[Shaun]

Were we invited to COL?
Yeah I deleted the email soz
Why?
Have you seen the state of Dawlish?
I thought it was 4 stars.
There was 1 and it was Lucas. Here are Andorra.

[Jake.]

thanks all I hope you've all learned the true spirit of christmas

[SuperV]

piece of art!