[Barry.]

A lot of people voted?

[montblanc]

congrats kirk!

[Shaun]

890

Yeah sorry Josiah but I'm taking this back over for Xmasvision. Nothing against the way you've hosted the game, I'm more than happy to keep you as a video designer and everything, but you are sadly too naive and trusting of this site

Congrats Kirk. You should indeed have won, but not like this.

[Kazanne]

Well done Livia, and nice one Kirk

[Barry.]

Congrats Kirk, my favourite.

[Underscore]

Originally Posted by montblanc

congrats kirk!

bitch dont appropriate shangela when u dont watch the show

[Wizard.]

I still think Kirk would have won, just maybe the other ordering would be quite different

[Amy Jade]

Congrats everyone. Bit of a shame it's been tampered with but very deserving winner ♡

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

That better be because you know your Billie Piper references and not a finger pointed at me!

Ahaha I was a bit obsessed with Billie at one stage

Also that song was my fave

[Shaun]

*we find out now Kirk got 2.4 million votes from the public *

[Amy Jade]

Someone subtract the public vote to see the positions! haha

[RileyH]

Congrats Kirk (& everyone else)

[Josiah.]

1st:
Greece - 1,141 pts. (228 - Judges, 40 - Juries, 873 - Public)
2nd:
Israel - 1,113 pts. (194 - Judges, 29 - Juries, 890 - Public)
3rd:
United Kingdom - 560 pts. (212 - Judges, 9 - Juries , 339 - Public)
4th:
Lebanon - 506 pts. (102 - Judges, 14 - Juries, 390 - Public)
5th:
Australia - 438 pts. (228 - Judges, 12 - Juries, 198 - Public)
6th:
Estonia - 399 pts. (276 - Judges, 43 - Juries, 80 - Public)
7th:
Bosnia & Herzegovina - 363 pts. (264 - Judges, 39 - Juries, 60 - Public)
8th:
Iceland - 323 pts. (164 - Judges, 38 - Juries, 121 - Public)
9th:
Norway - 318 pts. (214 - Judges, 52 - Juries, 52 - Public)
10th:
Denmark - 318 pts. (250 - Judges, 28 - Juries, 40 - Public)
11th:
Vatican City - 270 pts. (64 - Judges, 15 - Juries, 191 - Public)
12th:
Portugal - 264 pts. (184 - Judges, 48 - Juries, 32 - Public)
13th:
Latvia - 248 pts. (146 - Judges, 33 - Juries, 69 - Public)
14th:
Italy - 247 pts. (178 - Judges, 6 - Juries, 63 - Public)
15th:
France - 233 pts. (154 - Judges, 13 - Juries, 63 - Public)
16th:
Croatia - 176 pts. (110 - Judges, 31 - Juries, 35 - Public)
17th:
Czech Republic - 108 pts. (70 - Judges, 1 - Juries, 37 - Public)

BTW, I am completely disregarding the Juries in December, because the low scoring and the riggery for Livia is too off.

[Wizard.]

Also well done Josiah this was great I needed a break from Augustine and Rudolph they needed retiring

[Wizard.]

Juries? Do you mean public?

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Underscore

bitch dont appropriate shangela when u dont watch the show

oop me exposed

[Withano]

so mb won, with Dezzy 2nd.

[Underscore]

Originally Posted by montblanc

oop me exposed

stop appropriating miz cracker now

[Josiah.]

Kalispera, and welcome to you all from my beautiful city of Athens.

We are honoured this evening that our entry features two true legends of the Music Industry; Ken Livingstone and Jeremy Corbyn – or Saggy and Jazza as they are better known to millions of Pop Fans.

Their friend Diane Abbott was locked away in her bedroom with a calculator trying to work out how many thousands are in a Carillion, but has kindly agreed to tear herself away to join them on stage to sing backing vocals.

So, with two Double Platinum-Selling albums; ‘Palestine Terrorist Organisation or Diane Abbott Twerking, It’s still HAM ASS To us’ and the iconic ‘Red, Red Swine’, please give your applause for Saggy featuring Jazza and ‘It Wasn’t Me’:

Youtube video

Saggy featuring Jazza
"It Wasn't Me"

(Yo, Comrade) Yo Jeremy.
(Open up, I’m in the Shet man) What do you want, man?
(The Media just caught me ) You let them catch you AGAIN?
(They KNOW I’ve been shagging) With whom?
(Abbott. My ex-oar, you know) Man
(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you
(Alright)

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Cheating on my wife and more.

Picure this; me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

How could you be bonking with that ugly passion-killer
She’s got a body like King Kong and a head like Godzilla
She’s more scary than Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’
And you need a 2 foot cock if you gonna drill her

You’re a born liar so you know how to play
If they say “You did this” deny and walk away
Never admit any wrong you do or say.
‘Tea On The terrace with the IRA?’ No W-a-y

But they know my Marxist cause (It wasn't me)
I banged in Abbott’s Back Doors (It wasn’t me)
Know my Hamas friends are real (It wasn’t me)
I lied on TV to Andrew Neill (It wasn’t me)

Was in Palestine Live (It wasn’t me)
Let Anti-Semitism thrive (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Being a lying creep and more

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me.
I am desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me.

Make sure you’re incognito when you go out for sex.
Wear your favourite niqab and your darkest specs.
Abbott or Terrorist, whoever’s ass ya licked,
It ain’t gonna matter ‘long as the public’s tricked.

But you know they gon' bring 'bout things up from the past.
All the damning evidence you better know to mask.
Making them believe you is such an easy task.
But if there’s proof get on ya bike and better pedal f-a-s-t.

They know the bad thing’s I’ve said (It wasn't me)
I’ve got subversion in my head (It wasn’t me)
Got in the terrorist bed (It wasn’t me)
Shagged Abbott when I was wed (It wasn’t me)

I’m in the shet real deep (It wasn’t me)
Made Election pledges I can’t keep (It wasn't me)
Calls for me to GO getting louder (It wasn't me)
Hope my PM dream ain’t over

Media been digging and caught me red-handed
Of being treasonous and more

Picture this; sipping tea with terrorists, outside the Commons door.

I have tried to keep the Public
From seeing the truth about me
I’m desperate that they believe me
When I tell them it wasn't me

Gonna tell them I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
Hope they don’t think about my denials
‘cos they make no sense at all

Why won’t they accept that I’m just a normal chap
With my Karl Marx Book, rusty bike, and Comrade Lenin cap.
That’s why I whinge.

Media digging and caught me red-handed
Of being a lying creep and more.

Picture this, me and Abbott butt-naked, banging on a Berlin floor.

Why can’t they forget that I had
Done all this and let me be?
All this time I’ve got away with it
But now they’ve got their eyes on me.

The performance ends and Jazza, Saggy and Diane take a bow amid a Standing Ovation.

Goodnight from Athens and please vote for our entry. "Efxaristo". Thank You.

[MB.]

Well, I guess I'll take being the Shangela to your Trixie, Kirk (and I have full confidence that that reference went right over your head. I apologise )... honestly, shenanigans aside, I'm fine with not winning, considering it'd be a little rude to hog the title two years in a row I thought this year was overall one of the strongest in a while so it's a shame that somebody seemingly tried to ruin it, but yeah, points aside, well done all

Looking forward to Xmasvision, Shaun!

[Vicky.]

Well done Kirk. You were my number 2 vote

Can't remember if this usually gets done or not, but I feel the need to reveal my votes round about now. But then think some may take offense at my placings as I did not vote based on whos my 'friend' or not...as that seems a bit daft? Pointless voting at all if its just for friends rather than entries.

[kirklancaster]

Wow - Thank you, everybody. I wanted to beat my previous best 4th place (All The Single Laddies) and I'm glad I have. It's a shame this controversy has rubbed some of the 'lustre' off my 'moment' but I really appreciate all of you who had me for your winner anyway. Thank you.

[Cherie]

Congrats Kirk

Great layout Josiah and good job on a slick presentation

[Shaun]

So without the poll:

1st: MB - 319
2nd: Dezzy - 303
3rd: Josiah - 278
4th: Kirk - 268
5th: Shaun - 266
6th: Amy Jade - 240
7th: LukeB - 232
8th: Livia - 223
9th: Riley - 221
10th: Niamh - 202
11th: Lewis - 184
12th: Lucas - 179
13th: Babayaro - 167
14th: Jamie89 - 141
15th: Adam - 116
16th: Mystic Mock - 79
17th: Nicky - 71

[Barry.]

Congrats Josiah on the show.