[reece(:]

NOT Sarah

[Scoot]

Stuart is a sanctimonious **** and that’s that on that!

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Davina: Liam and Amy GOT IT AWWWN!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO

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Boring forgettable prick David getting booed<3

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*Gerry drops apple*
Brian: Oh you've broken an apple! Aw you've actually broken an apple! GERRY YOU BROKE AN APPLE! ... Carole's gonna DO you over!

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Even after his easy targets to provoke of Charley/Nicky are gone, Gerry is still a nasty piece of work

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Before, I just thought Gerry was patronising to specific people he didn't like, but this just proves he's an irritating baby to his OWN FRIENDS . So petty and nauseating to sit through, and worst of all how DARE he make me root for Ziggy & Liam in an argument

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Even after his easy targets to provoke of Charley/Nicky are gone, Gerry is still a nasty piece of work

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Before, I just thought Gerry was patronising to specific people he didn't like, but this just proves he's an irritating baby to his OWN FRIENDS . So petty and nauseating to sit through, and worst of all how DARE he make me root for Ziggy & Liam in an argument

I can tell you're gonna enjoy Guru week with the Gerry clocks

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Originally Posted by reece(:

I can tell you're gonna enjoy Guru week with the Gerry clocks

Have now reached the 5th and best one this week

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[TomC]

BB8 sucks

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Tracey: "My first nomination this week shall be... Amy.

I think she's quite sly, she's quite devious, she's in here for one reason only, I think to further her career."
*said while camera cuts to Amy doing the chicken dance*

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Jonty: In the recent museum, even to be a volunteer, you have to fight for it, it took me AGES to get my position there.
Gerry: Well there's quite a lot of Greek families that have donated a FORTUNE, and in fact, the Leventis...family who are SHIPPING magnets, gave a presumed 3 million pounds.
Jonty: Really?
Gerry: To do the Leventis wing.
Jonty: That must be when they done stuck to themselves to the ships cause it's all magnets
Gerry: No no, they built the sacred--they have a gallery of sacred antiquities that was organised and based on the GREEK department :/
Jonty: Did you have to move anything metal away from them so they didn't slide into--
Gerry: Why--why is Leventis-- What is the magnet-- Where is the joke?
Jonty:
Gerry: I really don't get the joke!
Jonty: You said there were magnets so I thought--
Gerry: You've got a beautiful way of destroying conversations
Jonty:

Jonty is such a howl sometimes

[Matthew.]

Vanessa is LIVING for the gossip about what happened between Makosi and Anthony last night

[Matthew.]

Eugene’s so awkward but it’s kinda endearing? I mean his fascination with putting things in microwaves and dishwashers is a little weird but when he’s giggling to himself about it and Anthony and Craig giving him funny looks sort of makes him seem more likeable

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Lmao Makosi in week 6. I watched one of the last BBLBs for her series today and Paddy Power was on, saying they've earned loads of wasted money because Makosi was the 5/2 favourite by week 3 but dropped all the way to 28/1 after the pregnancy incident

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Lmao Makosi in week 6. I watched one of the last BBLBs for her series today and Paddy Power was on, saying they've earned loads of wasted money because Makosi was the 5/2 favourite by week 3 but dropped all the way to 28/1 after the pregnancy incident

a mess

[Matthew.]

Maxwell gets evicted and Anthony’s in there with “Not gonna lie like, I’m surprised. Like no disrespect to you Science, I’m just shocked Max is going”

poor Science

[Matthew.]

“CHRISTINA! My favourite song! AHHHHH! Vanessa! Makes me that much stroooonger... Makes me work a little bit harder...”

[Matthew.]

Kemal kicking off over the slightest thing is hilarious

“There is NO need to be eating spaghetti bolognaise at this time in the morning! Like am I being out of order here?”


Can’t wait for his diary room rant which will probably happen later on

edit: “I don’t want to be the one who moans all the time! I don’t want to be the new Roberto!” shoutout to an underrated legend <3

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Gerry telling Brian "Okay, we have to do the Charley clubs ONCE, just to see that shallow little world you know! ' such a spiteful git, she's not even there for him to warrant doing this slander

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*Sam and Jonty in living room*

Sam: The glamorous, wooo the glamorous glamorous. G-L-A-M! Do you remember that song?
Jonty: Ahh, is that the one that goes Y! M-C-A! It's that one, or is it a different one?
Sam: .... *gulps awkwardly*

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Jonty DR: I don't think it's a coincidence that last week we had a stripper up for eviction and she got evicted, this week we had a glamour model up for eviction and she got evicted, I'm surprised when it happened, when I look back on it I thought "Well, there seems to be a pattern there that people are maybe not accepting of those sorts of jobs, and they have not very high opinions of those that do those jobs", which is a pity because I think part of the point of this programme is that you can see people from all different backgrounds, and realise that they're all nice human beings, that we're just different!

Jonty dragging the sexist crowd

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*after Kara-Louise hurts her ankle*
Gerry: Kara, I going to say special pray that I learn into bed look look
Brian: Gerry's a pisstaker! Girl's just hurt herself and she don't wanna be--
Gerry: *touches Kara-Louise's freezing forehead* Feel the heat
Brian: GERRY PISS OFF! *shoves Gerry* I WANNA TAKE GERRY AWAY FROM KARA! GET AWAY FROM HER, LEAVE HER ALONE GERRY, SHE'S ILL
Gerry: I'm giving her ENERGY!
Brian: SHE JUST HURT HER ANKLE SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU!
Gerry: I'm feeling the AURA, the aura is VALUABLE!
Brian: GERRY IT'S A LOAD A BOLLOCKS! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!
Carole: Okay we need to just be quiet!
Brian: You alright Kara?
Gerry: *flaps hands above Kara's face*
Brian: Gerry leave her alone!
Gerry: *ignores Brian and continues flapping hands while blowing air*
Brian: Gerry what is that about?
Gerry: *blows air louder*
Liam: You're probably making her bloody COLDER.
Brian: That's what I was just thinking!
Gerry: Shhh I know what I'm doing here. Is special spiritual treatment.
Brian: Gerry you wouldn't know your way to find a paper bag mate, seriously sit daahn!
Gerry: Pfff pff pff, shh shh shh *flaps hands above Kara's and blows wind*
Brian: Gerry you dunno what you're doing! Gerry sit down.
Gerry: The aura now is GREEN, it was PURPLE earlier, it's improving... *flaps hands up in the air*
Brian: .....You are full of bollocks though, ain't ya?

Brian deserves more praise and put that that horrible abusive prick Gerry in his place

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This lie detector test

BB: Do you enjoy moaning?
Carole: ......No...

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Hahahaha Gerry saying he has a gameplan, revealing he lied about his age, saying no when asked if he feels superior to his housemates and it being shown to be a lie, the producers probably couldn't stand him

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Tracey destroyed Gerry and Ziggy

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Gerry: You're perfect Tracey!
Tracey: No I'm not?
Gerry: You're a PURFECT HUMAN BEING YEAH! WITH ALL YOUR SHYET AND ALL YOUR HABITS! *squares up to Tracey like a common thug*
Tracey: Oh you're shouting at me now?
Gerry: AND YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THE TRUTH HERE!
Tracey: LOOK AT YEEEEEOOOO SHOUTING DOOWWN
Gerry: Because you are a HYPOCRITE THAT'S WHY!
Tracey: YA! SHOUT ME DOWN! SHOUT ME DOWN!

Tracey calling out Ziggy on backtracking his "not bothered" reaction after she said in the lie detector Chiggy weren't genuine

"I know now why Chanelle left this house! "