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-I was in a nightclub with my ex and I went to the toilets. When I went back, I saw her dancing closely to a guy so I pushed him and we argued big time, I almost hit him. The guy was her brother. Everyone knew it.
-I was waiting for the bus (that shows what a long time ago that was) with my neighbour. I saw she had a huge pregnant woman type of stomach so I congratulated her for her upcoming baby. She told me she had stomach cancer and she was about to die. I didn't know what to say. -When I fainted on last New Year's Eve in front of 100 people because I drank too much. When I woke up, I saw everyone looking at me while I was on the wet floor, completely lost, I didn't know what happened. Therefore my best friend had to carry me on his shoulders to bring me back in my car. I slept from 2am to 7am.
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Ouch Captain - that middle one is a toughie
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My life is all basically filled with moments of embarassment, every day basically theres something new.
One is when I was running inn the car park away from a mate and just went into a pillar they have at Tesco's outside, I didnt just go into it, I fell back and hit my headon the concrete hard! In assembly, when I was being tickled by a mate, the headteacher was talking about something to do with divorce and how she got divorced, I wasnt noticing and just laughed out loud from being tickled so much, everyone turned around. So I quickly started sliding off my seat so no one could see me as i was in teh 2nd back row. So it looked like i was laughing at her divorce. At a party last summer we all went to a house and she had a trampoline and a bouncy castle with a slide (for fun ;D) and everyone was jumping from the trampolining into the bouncy castle, everyone succeeded. My Turn... i was getting cocky, I was jumping and about to take off to get to the bouncy castle but instead i fell through to little holes they have at the edge of the trampoline and my balls hit the metal bar on it and i almost fell straight through. With about 60 people looking and laughing, I wa sin so much pain it was unbelievable. Basically i almostbroke the trampoline. And everyone would ask until the month after "Are you balls better?" ![]() I didnt find it embarassing, just really painful. To my friend, "Aww congratulations, your getting big, how far along are you?" "Urmm... i put on loads of weight since i lost saw you".... "Ohh urmm, ok" felt so bad
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I giggled hard at your trampoline one!
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Just something in general really - i always laugh at the wrong things, at the wrong time
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Ermmm, i haven't actually got many tbh.. but one of them was at a gig, i was running really fast to get to the front and i fall on my face:/
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When i got chosen for cross country... the top 12 that were the best in my year or something.
we went to this place to run a different course, with people from other schools and when we started, i was around the back of everyone. i totally lost my way half-way through LOL and everyone else [other than this girl left following me] had gone. :| Then this man said we had just gone well out of our way and directed us back. when i finally got to the end everyone cheered.
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I was doing a biology presentation today, and instead of saying "Ubiquitous Organism" what did i say???
"Ubiquitous Orgasm" FML Caitlin I caught your clumsy gene
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last year... we were on the field, me and my best friend - and i went up behind this girl in our year, and i pulled her trousers down
![]() one of her friends went and told of me LOL and i had to go and see a senior member of staff. then i had to write a letter to her and her parents saying sorry.and the teacher took me to apologize to her face, and everyone in her class was staring at me! i know it was probably more embarrasing for her, but yeah. |
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