[Shaun]

rofl 'premieres'. James you pretentious mess. ha2

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Locke.

I was just taking the piss because Happyland believes everything, I've wanted to visit South Africa since last years World Cup though

Hahahahaha! What?? No I don't!


Oh and yay! at being included in this game!

[LemonJam]

Alright, for some pre-preparation I've made 18 horrific stereotypes of people that are probably offensive.

You must pick one character to "play as" for the game. This will decide which tribe you are on for the first portion of the game.

Soforth, here are the characters:

Blanca - Shaun

A spicy 38 year old latina housewife with an odd passion for Che Guevara

Daryl - Memyself&I

A 21 year old Chinese business student who plans to buy muller yoghurt with the prize money.

Duke - Boothy

A 41 year old motorbike enthusiast who likes beer n ****.

Eden

A 27 year old hippie who owns a purely organic T-shirt company. She's vegetarian so I don't know how the **** she'll survive.

Fame

A 22 year old aspiring pop singer obsessed with Gaga.

Frederick - Marc

A 59 year old somewhat derranged Tree Surgeon who has chronic drooling from the mouth.

Gary

A 23 year old semi-pro football player with an IQ under 50 and a dong the size of a piccolo.

George - CharlieO

A 37 year old inmate who probably shouldn't be on this show, but hey, drama~

Horatio - Novo

A 31 year old wrestler who never takes off his mask due to a cock fight gone horrificly wrong.

Jay - cuda123

A 20 year old personal shopper who has more mince in his walk than Santa Claus can deal with in his pies.

Jodi - happyland

A 26 year old cocktail waitress who's known not to sit on, but slide down bar stools.

Layla

A 34 year old virgin hacker who lives with her mother. Basically another TiBB alumni.

Lillith

A 28 year old, unemployed leech on society who spends her money on Britney records, because being mainstream is SO non mainstream.

Marcus - Locke.

A 26 year old aspiring poet who says he wants to become a rapper to keep up appearances n ting.

Plum

A 24 year old princess with really, really odd eyes.

Samantha

A 35 year old news reader who already has alot of money but feels like screwing everyone else over anyway. Bitch.

Susan

A 30 year old hot businesswoman who's shockingly normal compared to the others outside of her bondage sessions.

Theodore - KG

A 68 year old Trombone teacher who's well known for giving his students a good trial of his horn.



First come first served, so pick quickly, but pick wisely. Please state in the thread which character you would like.

As you've noticed there are 19 players and only 18 people. If you don't pick a character in time... well, that will be all your fault.

Good luck and see you on Monday, 9pm!

[Locke.]

Marcus

[Marc]

Frederick

ROFL

[Lee.]

Can I be Jodi?

[Shaun]

I STOPPED READING AT BLANCA I AM BLANCA OKAY k

[MeMyselfAndI]

Daryl

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I STOPPED READING AT BLANCA I AM BLANCA OKAY k

Why am I not surprised

[LemonJam]

I had a hunch Shaun would go for Blanca

[MeMyselfAndI]

Damn Locke

[Shaun]

-just googled "piccolo"; ohay gary-

[Shaun]

oh and I didn't know ElProximo was a contestant

[Wildcat!]

Locke is black man!! Awesome!

[Novo]

Horatio

[CharlieO]

Meh George.

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh and I didn't know ElProximo was a contestant

rofl

[Marc]

<3 this

[Novo]

I am going to powerbomb Marcus through the ring

[Shaun]

I of course meant Jay when I said ElProximo. slanderous~

[Boothy]

I'll be Duke. He seems cool.

[T*]

Duke Please

[LemonJam]

Too late cuda, Boothy's claimed him for his own

[T*]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Okay, I'll be Jay even though I'm straight

[Shaun]