[Black Dagger]

BORING.

Next

[Maia]

Likes Pixie Lott

Gets Mollie's approval

[Kate!]

Time to meet our penultimate guy, wonder if his nature matches his name

It's RRRRandy Burmgardtner.....



Chosen Name: Randy Bürmgardtner
Age: 28
Description: A keen golfer, Randy hails from the Austrian Alps and has previously trained for his country's Olympic tobogganing team - but an accident on the luge track shattered a disc in his back and he's been too afraid to partake in it again even since his recovery. He has jet black hair and brown eyes, and sports a small amount of stubble.
Occupation: Lumberjack
Favourite Colour: Pink, like a woman's labia.
Favourite Season: Fall, because he's fallen for Mollie.
Favourite Food and Drink: Randy loves a bit of fish stew, and his favourite drink is a White Russian on the rocks.
Hobbies and Interests: Hiking, fishing, reading erotica, detective shows and cycling.
Hidden talents?: Randy can unhook a bra blindfolded in under 5 seconds. He's also able to speak Japanese, Spanish and English, and sign language since his younger sister lost her hearing.
Best chat up line: "In the mountainous Alps I would tear down a forest with my axe if it meant I found you, mein kleines kaninchen."
Music Tastes: Being Austrian he of course owns a couple of Mozart and... Robert Fuchs... but Randy is also partial to a bit of Bee Gees, Barry Manilow and Stevie Wonder.
Ideal Woman: Unique, quirky, blonde, a devil in the sack and adventurous.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Randy's been single now for 2 years following a painful breakup from his fiancee Erika, who he found in bed with his best friend. He's finally ready to move on and love again.
Why would the Bachelorette want to date you? Randy is sensitive yet adventurous, a passionate lover and knows a thing or two about using his tackle for fish.
Anything you'd like to add? HEY PRETTY LADY.

[Black Dagger]

Who in the right mind would cheat on Randy?

[Maia]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Who in the right mind would cheat on Randy?

My thoughts exactly

[Maia]

Smashing guy, seems like a proper hearthrob

[Kate!]

......Finally, contender number 9, and the last guy to meet (phew!!)

It's Horatio "Hor" Gates (pronounced ***** )



Name: Horatio Gates

Age: 22

Description: He's attractive, that's all you need to know Miss Mollie.

Occupation: Doctor

Favourite Colour: Pink (He is straight, honest)

Favourite Season: Summer

Favourite Food and Drink: Bangers (He loves a good set of bangers) and Mash. Vodka and Lemonade.

Hobbies and Interests: Telling people that they have not long left to live, reading books, smiling at old ladies knowing he might have to replace their hips.

Hidden talents?: He'll let Miss Mollie find that out

Best chat up line: "Girl, do you like chocolate, then pull down your snickers and give us a boost". He is a classy one is Hor

Music Tastes: That pop stuff. Got to love a bit of Kylie Minogue (Eh?) and That Icelandic band, they can make you cry, Sugary Ross

Ideal Woman: Somebody who likes Apple Tizer

What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Masturbating got a tad boring.

Why would the Bachelorette want to date you? Because I'm amazing, I am intelligent, and she'd be loaded.

Anything you'd like to add? I have a big willy.

[Maia]

....bit blown away by this guy

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

....bit blown away by this guy

in a good way or a bad way?

[Kate!]

Mollie, we so need to change our sigs/avatars....lol.

[Maia]

I'm not even sure myself

[Ramsay]

yer man there looks like someone out of WWE

[Black Dagger]

This guy is a legit dick.

And potentially a big one if his biography is to go by.

[Maia]

I can't find it in my heart to say goodbye to the Piddles campaign

[Mitchell]

So Cringy xD

[Shaun]

Sugary Ross

[Kate!]

Well, the Bachelorette has now met all the "lovely" guys and has a lot to think about.

When Mollie is ready, she will choose three of you to face Bachelorette's Question Time (BQT) and post three questions in here for those three only to answer, answers must be pm'd to myself and once I have them all, they will be posted for Mollie's further consideration. One contestant will be eliminated later tonight. Harsh, but all's fair in love

good luck to you all.........

[Maia]

Hm right....this will be a tough choice to make

[Kate!]

Contestants.

After each challenge including this first elimination, when Mollie has decided who she is eliminating, she will pm me her decision and I will then reveal to her the identity of that contestant. Mollie will post on the contestants wall, it will be either a rose or a heart and then announce it in the thread. The contestants identity will also be revealed in the thread.

Any questions, anytime during the game, pm me and I will always respond asap. Thanks.

[Maia]

Right, think I have made my decision.

[Kate!]

[Maia]

The contestants facing me in Question Time are...

[Kate!]

I hope you are all lurking, contestants?

[Maia]

Fuzzy Dunlop - You're about as interesting as concrete mixture. Hate to sound harsh, I'm sure you have some interesting qualities about you, that's probably why I'm picking you for question time. I want to find out more about you beyond the dull technology lover.

Sebastian Delilah - Let's be honest here, you and me are from two different worlds. I shop at Waitrose, you shop at Iceland. You watch Jeremy Kyle in your underpants, I watch Newsnight in designer clothes. I'm picking you for Question Time so you can prove to me there is actually a classy side to you, otherwise I'm afraid you're just too cheap for my liking.

Horatio Gates - In the nicest possible way I can put this, you scare me deeply. And I'm not big on Kylie Minogue so I'm afraid I can't quite relate to you there. However, I'm picking you for Question Time so you can show me your softer side. I want to find out more about you because as creepy as you are, you are also slightly intriguing.

[Maia]

And the questions are...