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Some Scottish lad phoned up and asked for the sexiest girl, and that's me!
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Ohh err
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Business just picked up
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PMSL!! Who is that??
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Haha, I'm thinking Linda.
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So, um, I'm dressed and ready, if you boys are?
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Sounds a bit like her.
Anyway, carry on. Do what were paying you for! |
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She went out for the evening
![]() You booked her Davie, deary me. |
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#86 | ||
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Yeah its Linda
But well pretend its not
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Who's Linda? Is that the lucky bride-to-be?
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Ok, I'm here to provide a service, but there are rules. You can look but you can't touch unless you are putting money into my G-String/Bra. Anyone wishing a "private" dance can have one after I'm done here. Anything which happens during the "private" dance is down to the discretion of the participants. Are we clear on the rules?
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Over and out
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PMSL!! Rules followed.
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Yes miss
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Ok, where's the DJ?
Get the music on. I want sexyback by Justin Timberlake. |
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Who didn't order a DJ.
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