[KKBL]

meanwhile Davina & a huge crowd are standing outside the house wsecretly.Davina then reveals on live TV that Jade Goody is about to enter the house for the 3rd time.

[*mazedsalv**]

Upon hearing that Jade will enter the house, the arm makes a quick escape out of the exit door, the housemates try to stop it from going but the arm exits. It is unknown if teh arm returns.

Meanwhile outside a baying crowd boo as Jade enters the double doors.

[KKBL]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Upon hearing that Jade will enter the house, the arm makes a quick escape out of the exit door, the housemates try to stop it from going but the arm exits. It is unknown if teh arm returns.

Meanwhile outside a baying crowd boo as Jade enters the double doors.

but then hellicopters & huge army machines approach the house.a man steps out of a helicopter wityh a huge miscrophone thing and says "this is offcom","if Jade enters everyone dies".....

[Xander]

As Jade is about to approach the house, the arm comes out of nowhere and tackles Jade to the ground...

[KKBL]

but then Carole BB8 jumps out of the audience naked.all of the army close there eyes as Carole grabs Jade and they run down the stairs and enter the BB house

[Conor]

The Godzilla comes back, regurgitates Pete's body on top of Jade and she drowns in the boke.

EDIT: I think everyone should steer clear of old housemates entering now, its getting confusing and were not focusing on actual housemates :P

[KKBL]

Carole enter the house without Jade naked.

[lolester]

then davina says its too exicting she is goning to enter the house

[KKBL]

before davina can enter the house the offcom army stop her and riot into the house to kill Jade Goody

[lolester]

then the e4 purple tank enters with dermot driving to stop the riot to save davina and to kill jade alone

[KKBL]

the purple ninjas lead the way into the house.inside the house thers a huge riot.tjhe offcom army are searching everywhere for Jade but they cant fin her.Carole and the rest of the HM's are fighting the Offcom army

[lolester]

out comes this random clown to make everyone laugh the tv ratings are the highest it has ever been

[lolester]

oooh then the purple nijas kill the clown
then the offcom army threaten to brun the bb house down if they cant find jade

[KKBL]

haha

inside the house the khaos continues.the E4 army(including the ninjas)lead by Dermot vs the offcom army lead by the offcom owner vs the HM's lead by a naked Carole all fighting each other trying to get Jade(whos hidding in a secret room) to kill her.its on love Tv.the word spreads and across the web & other Tv channels and the battle is now being watched by 20 million people.

[lolester]

lol

the daily star reports that aliens are going to be the bb house come true and that et and his fellow mates come in with doctor who to battle the offcom army with davina and dermot but ....

[KKBL]

meanwhile Eastenders is airing on BBC1.the viewers reach an all time low of 0.0005 million.soo the EE cast arrive at elstree and start killiing the crows,the camre crew,& everyone who works at Elstree

[lolester]

meanwhile the new house mates are playing in the pool

while et is making out with bob

[KKBL]

the crowd the BB boses & everyone who works for BB have united together against the EE cast who are trying to kill them

[lolester]

meanwhile the new house mates are playing in the pool

while et is making out with bob2

and then inside the house nicky makes a dramic enterance and goes stright to the living room complaing that it is too cold and why there is a huge pruple tank in the living room with davina and dermot having an affair

[MrGaryy]

But because of being apart from the body for so long and having lost so much blood the arm dies NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AGAIN!

[lolester]

you mean the arm lol

the offcom army finds the hidden room which jade is hidden in and finds a note saying /// im fed up of bb so im going to destroy reality tv and deastory the offcom army with the north korens\\\ with that the e4 army and davina and dermot and the naked carol and all of the dead bobies from the bb war all go out and all of the housemates inculeding all of the bobs are left with a destoryed house

[*mazedsalv**]

Davina recieves information that teh show is recieveing the highest ratings ever and jumps for joy, the EE cast has helped with the ratings rise. Meanwhile Mary flirts with Bob1 in the pool, Kerry watches angrily and walks in the living room fuming, she is not happy that Mary and Bob are flirting with each other. Looks like a fight is brewing when Mary gets out of the pool, what will Kerry do to her?...

[Xander]

As mary goes past Kerry, Kerry grabs mary around the neck using a staff and brings mary to the side for a chat and...

[lolester]

BANG

bob fires a gun then

[*mazedsalv**]

Btw this is off topic, but TIBB isnt me get into most threads, why?